haolegirl: Is it too soon to talk about cheese control?
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Wait, it's ILLEGAL to ask a woman to jerk you off with a slice of Swiss cheese? They really needed to call in the Special Victims Unit?/would prefer Major Case so we could see how Vincent d'Onofrio handles it
cryinoutloud: I'd laugh my ass off if someone did that to me. It's not even scary or anything, it's just ridiculous.
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