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(Gawker)   The infamous swiss cheese masturbator has been tracked down through his OKCupid account. Obviously   (gawker.com) divider line 9
    More: Followup, masturbators, Philadelphia's Special Victims Unit, dating sites  
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10239 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2014 at 1:36 AM (28 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-13 08:20:39 AM
1 votes:
SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF!
2014-01-13 08:00:35 AM
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haolegirl: Is it too soon to talk about cheese control?


The only thing that can stop a bad guy with cheese is a good guy with cheese.
2014-01-13 02:37:49 AM
1 votes:
This is my 1st cheese masturbator thread.

Has anyone quoted Andrew Dice Clay yet?

"Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."

i41.tinypic.com

Every time I see a SWISS CHEESE MASTURBATOR headline I think of that quote.
2014-01-13 02:29:09 AM
1 votes:
Okay I am going to totally gross myself out and wonder what he does with the cheese after the masturbation?
2014-01-13 02:01:08 AM
1 votes:
As a woman I really have gotten more disgusting things proposed to me by men, and have sometimes accepted. So he's right on that count (if you click the link to read the email he sent some lucky lady on OKCupid you'll see what I mean) but rubbing swiss cheese on some obese guys c*ck is never gonna be my thing.

/sorry :(
//Velveeta now...
2014-01-13 12:29:03 AM
1 votes:
Rob Ford really has hit rock bottom.
2014-01-12 11:25:18 PM
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Wait, it's ILLEGAL to ask a woman to jerk you off with a slice of Swiss cheese? They really needed to call in the Special Victims Unit?

/would prefer Major Case so we could see how Vincent d'Onofrio handles it


i dont think it's illegal, as much as the sitting in his car naked, and offering the money part. maybe that's the issue.
2014-01-12 11:11:31 PM
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Wait, it's ILLEGAL to ask a woman to jerk you off with a slice of Swiss cheese? They really needed to call in the Special Victims Unit?

/would prefer Major Case so we could see how Vincent d'Onofrio handles it
2014-01-12 10:45:48 PM
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cryinoutloud: I'd laugh my ass off if someone did that to me. It's not even scary or anything, it's just ridiculous.


This, exactly.  I would laugh so damn hard at that...  If I hadn't seen it on Fark, I would think it was some weird Internet form of Candid Camera.
 
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