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(AsiaOne)   While your ass kissing cubemate gets a $25 gift card to WalMart for being an outstanding employee, remember that his peer in China gets to be with a porn star in a 5 star hotel all expense paid   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 129
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2014-01-12 09:16:57 PM
A japanese porn star.

Hope you like mosaics.
 
2014-01-12 09:17:17 PM
No thanks.

I've seen where that porn star has been.

At least whores are a little more mysterious. Sort of.
 
2014-01-12 09:17:28 PM
All the good stuff will be pixelated out so no big deal.
 
2014-01-12 09:17:35 PM
Useless without pics of the hooker.
 
2014-01-12 09:18:54 PM
Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.
 
2014-01-12 09:19:10 PM
Stay crassy!
 
2014-01-12 09:19:24 PM
Fark: The pornstar is a male gay pornstar.
 
2014-01-12 09:19:39 PM

doglover: A japanese porn star.

Hope you like mosaics.


Well, they didn't want to be TOO obvious with the bigotry and truncate it all the way to Jap porn actress.
 
2014-01-12 09:19:44 PM
Hot. Cocoa. Sampler. Pack.
 
2014-01-12 09:19:48 PM

Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.


Good god man - do you know from whence those peanuts came? You've heard of ass pennies, right?
 
2014-01-12 09:20:39 PM

Benjimin_Dover: doglover: A japanese porn star.

Hope you like mosaics.

Well, they didn't want to be TOO obvious with the bigotry and truncate it all the way to Jap porn actress.


Forgot to add for those that DNRTA, the article said "a Japan adult video actress."
 
2014-01-12 09:21:40 PM
Don't the Chinese have their own porn stars?


When the news broke, some Netizens slammed the company for such a reward and questioned the company's stand on morality.

Is "Netizen" code for "concern troll" these days?
 
2014-01-12 09:21:51 PM
That's a hot sampler box of a whole different sort.
 
2014-01-12 09:22:13 PM
oi44.tinypic.com

NSFW?  I dunno, maybe.
 
2014-01-12 09:23:01 PM
The story does not name the company or the actress. No dates are mentioned. That's some fine reporting there, Lou
 
2014-01-12 09:23:28 PM
TFA is pretty light on details, i.e. the name of the actress.  I'm suspecting that "spending a night with" is a misinterpreted translation for going on a date with her, not going on a "date" with her.

I've seen enough Saved By The Bell and Married With Children episodes to know those "win a date with a celebrity" contests never turn out with anything but embarrassingly hilarious anecdotes.
 
2014-01-12 09:24:01 PM

lifeboat: [oi44.tinypic.com image 500x750]

NSFW?  I dunno, maybe.


Flawless victory.
 
2014-01-12 09:25:47 PM

Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.


Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

i1370.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-12 09:27:22 PM

digitalrain: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Good god man - do you know from whence those peanuts came? You've heard of ass pennies, right?


Goddammit, I thought they tasted like shiat.
 
2014-01-12 09:30:05 PM
Let's see, no source, no supposed company name, no supposed porn star name?

I call bullshiat
 
2014-01-12 09:33:12 PM
This headline ...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-12 09:34:04 PM

machoprogrammer: Let's see, no source, no supposed company name, no supposed porn star name?

I call bullshiat


i work in china. i can tell you this is fairly standard procedure. i don't about the porn STAR...but definitely hookers of every sort. if you stay at a hotel in china, they knock at the door with 10 minutes. great service if you are into that sort of thing.
 
2014-01-12 09:34:21 PM

megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]


Okay...seriously now, why didn't I have you in a color already?
 
2014-01-12 09:37:31 PM

italie: megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]

Okay...seriously now, why didn't I have you in a color already?


The dongsai tree works in mysterious, terrifying ways.
 
2014-01-12 09:37:42 PM
It could be Kelly from "Kelly and the Stud"

/dunno if that is bad or good
//not in the least bit obscure
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-12 09:40:37 PM
Oh great! Now my performance will be judged at work AND play. Fark that.
 
2014-01-12 09:41:43 PM
So continuing eruptions trifecta in play?
 
2014-01-12 09:42:49 PM

megarian: My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]


Oh, c'mon it's just a plant.

/ No it's not
 
2014-01-12 09:43:41 PM

fusillade762: Don't the Chinese have their own porn stars?



Yes, but the Japanese porn stars do the porn that the Chinese won't do.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-12 09:44:39 PM

megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]


That's just knot right.
 
2014-01-12 09:46:14 PM
Wouldn't mind spending the night with her (Too bad she's probably out of the game now)
scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-01-12 09:47:19 PM

jaytkay: megarian: My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]

Oh, c'mon it's just a plant.

/ No it's not


That's what I thought.

But it's really, really not just a plant.
 
2014-01-12 09:48:32 PM

megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]


Wait, are you supposed to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
 
2014-01-12 09:49:26 PM
cdn.cooksdirect.com
 
2014-01-12 09:49:38 PM

JoeJitsu: fusillade762: Don't the Chinese have their own porn stars?

Yes, but the Japanese porn stars do the porn that the Chinese won't do.


Perhaps pixilated corners only look painful
 
2014-01-12 09:49:42 PM

HotWingAgenda: megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

[i1370.photobucket.com image 264x320]

Wait, are you supposed to be the big spoon or the little spoon?


O_O

Oh god. I don't know.
 
2014-01-12 09:51:50 PM
I want to work for that company.
 
2014-01-12 09:53:14 PM

megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

Wood.jpg]


Wait. You can open your office windows? Can you jump from them?
 
2014-01-12 09:56:05 PM
Great.  The dongsai beats my butt nuts.
 
2014-01-12 09:58:05 PM
It is a common occurrence for some established companies in China to dole out cash and cars to its outstanding workers during appreciation dinners.


Farking A.... Are you kidding me?!?

Subby may have been trying to go for comedic hyperbole, but that is literally just about what my company gives to the workers to recognize exemplary performance - a $25 Visa gift card. No Xmas bonuses either. Well, unless you're an executive in which case you get a few thousand dollars for Xmas. For reals. Nothing for us folks who actually produce the revenue though except ever declining wages. In the few years I've been with the company I've seen numerous positions vacated by someone who leaves the company - and then the position is downgraded to a different title with lower pay - but the exact same duties - before being posted for applicants.

USA
USA
USA

/sigh
 
2014-01-12 09:58:24 PM
$25 might get you some good action behind the local Walmart.

And you'd probably have some money left to buy wart cream.
 
2014-01-12 09:58:37 PM
hey, it beats sticking your dick in a new jar of jelly each month
 
2014-01-12 10:00:17 PM

Notabunny: megarian: Molavian: Hey, I got some peanuts for Christmas this year.

Yeah? My weirdo boss gave me a suggestive bonsai tree. Now I'm uncomfortable.

Wood.jpg]

Wait. You can open your office windows? Can you jump from them?


That's my house. And yes! So I have that...and that's nice.
 
2014-01-12 10:01:13 PM
I've been on the internet long enough to know what Japanese porn is like.  I'm just not sure they can be satisfied without hundreds of tentacles penetrating their orifices.
 
2014-01-12 10:04:01 PM

doglover: A japanese porn star.

Hope you like mosaics.


And PSS, Pixelated Snizz Syndrome. It can cause penile shrinkage and an urge to treat intercourse like a gyno exam.
 
2014-01-12 10:07:37 PM
I'll take the gift card, much safer than syphilis or hepatitis C.
 
2014-01-12 10:08:12 PM

some_beer_drinker: machoprogrammer: Let's see, no source, no supposed company name, no supposed porn star name?

I call bullshiat

i work in china. i can tell you this is fairly standard procedure. i don't about the porn STAR...but definitely hookers of every sort. if you stay at a hotel in china, they knock at the door with 10 minutes. great service if you are into that sort of thing.


I'm in China right now, in a wealthy area (comparatively) full of loaded foreign businessmen. I have seen no evidence of prostitution at all. The nearest is that karaoke joint down the road where you choose a girl to sing with you.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're wrong.
 
2014-01-12 10:17:58 PM
Japanese porn star, eh?   Very nice, though odds are she's no good at giving head and won't do anal.  Might also need a ball gag for the noise.  But STILL beats the hell out of my bonus last year.
 
2014-01-12 10:19:17 PM

Gothnet: some_beer_drinker: machoprogrammer: Let's see, no source, no supposed company name, no supposed porn star name?

I call bullshiat

i work in china. i can tell you this is fairly standard procedure. i don't about the porn STAR...but definitely hookers of every sort. if you stay at a hotel in china, they knock at the door with 10 minutes. great service if you are into that sort of thing.

I'm in China right now, in a wealthy area (comparatively) full of loaded foreign businessmen. I have seen no evidence of prostitution at all. The nearest is that karaoke joint down the road where you choose a girl to sing with you.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're wrong.


It's a pretty big country. There's hookers in some parts of Philly (oh, who am I kidding - ALL of Philly, you tarts), and almost none where I live in Maryland. I'm sure China has places with different character too.
 
2014-01-12 10:22:27 PM

ultraholland: hey, it beats sticking your dick in a new jar of jelly each month


Nobody said you can't have both.
 
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