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2014-01-12 08:42:12 PM
Which raises the question:  How does one nake?
 
2014-01-12 09:24:32 PM
The officer found Larsen hiding behind a telephone

They're making phones pretty big these days.
 
2014-01-12 09:32:42 PM
Well he certainly looks contrite
kotv.images.worldnow.com
 
2014-01-12 10:39:59 PM
Heeeeheehehe

That guy sounds fun.
 
2014-01-12 10:41:33 PM
Why do woman hate the male body?
 
2014-01-12 10:43:22 PM
I like his "Oh, yeah, I TOTALLY did that!" mugshot.
 
2014-01-12 10:43:23 PM

fusillade762: The officer found Larsen hiding behind a telephone

They're making phones pretty big these days.


Or he didn't have that much to hide.
 
2014-01-12 10:43:55 PM
How do you get your clothes off and get into the female area without someone noticing?
 
2014-01-12 10:44:07 PM
So, please fill in the missing details.
 
2014-01-12 10:44:12 PM
Nice "cold sore" on your lip there, buddy.
 
2014-01-12 10:44:52 PM

ReapTheChaos: How do you get your clothes off and get into the female area without someone noticing?


there is a lot you can get away with in a large facility. Think bus terminal
 
2014-01-12 10:46:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well he certainly looks contrite
[kotv.images.worldnow.com image 641x360]


He couldn't help himself from being.... naughty.

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-12 10:47:47 PM

MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?


"Ew, he naked" does seem like an odd response for a heterosexual (I assume) woman upon seeing a naked man.  I am not suggesting that women should be eager to get jiggy with any nude guy they see but I would not expect them to find a nude guy icky either.  Women are obviously very different and odd critters.  I don't think there is a man alive that wouldn't get a bit of a semi and be titillated upon seeing some random chick nude, at least assuming she is not an old fatty or something.
 
2014-01-12 10:48:38 PM
Maybe he just wanted to be able to say something, anything, other than "improper passing" when one of his cellmates inevitably asks "so, what're you in for?"

Seriously, being jailed for "improper passing"? That's ridiculous.
 
2014-01-12 10:49:25 PM
Newsflash: you have no right to privacy in jail. You crap in the middle of the room with everyone and God watching. This isn't any different.
 
2014-01-12 10:50:10 PM

MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?


About the nicest thing that can be said of a necked dude is, "Meh, I can work with that,", "Well, it's probably functional, maybe,", and "Aw, hell, he's trying to dance,"
 
2014-01-12 10:50:28 PM

MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?


Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.
 
2014-01-12 10:50:55 PM

doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well he certainly looks contrite
[kotv.images.worldnow.com image 641x360]

He couldn't help himself from being.... naughty.


Gah, that episode still gives me the creeps
 
2014-01-12 10:52:30 PM

Ima4nic8or: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

"Ew, he naked" does seem like an odd response for a heterosexual (I assume) woman upon seeing a naked man.  I am not suggesting that women should be eager to get jiggy with any nude guy they see but I would not expect them to find a nude guy icky either.  Women are obviously very different and odd critters.  I don't think there is a man alive that wouldn't get a bit of a semi and be titillated upon seeing some random chick nude, at least assuming she is not an old fatty or something.


That's where I'm going....

  your grossed out by the male body but some how you can turn that around when you want to in the bedroom ?   Strange......
 
2014-01-12 10:55:14 PM

megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.


Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........
 
2014-01-12 10:56:32 PM
The real WTF is that they were booking him in jail for improper passing in the first place.  Since when do non-DUI (or seriously crazy reckless driving) traffic violations end up with you being hauled in?
 
2014-01-12 10:57:39 PM

MassAsster: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........


Wieners and balls are weird. I'm sorry.

They're fun. But weird-looking.

But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.
 
2014-01-12 10:58:03 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Since when do non-DUI (or seriously crazy reckless driving) traffic violations end up with you being hauled in?


Very fast speeding, dangerous driving (DUI is here), and unsafe vehicles all result in you being hauled in.
 
2014-01-12 10:58:14 PM
I want some of what he had.
 
2014-01-12 11:00:01 PM

MassAsster: Ima4nic8or: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

"Ew, he naked" does seem like an odd response for a heterosexual (I assume) woman upon seeing a naked man.  I am not suggesting that women should be eager to get jiggy with any nude guy they see but I would not expect them to find a nude guy icky either.  Women are obviously very different and odd critters.  I don't think there is a man alive that wouldn't get a bit of a semi and be titillated upon seeing some random chick nude, at least assuming she is not an old fatty or something.

That's where I'm going....

  your grossed out by the male body but some how you can turn that around when you want to in the bedroom ?   Strange......


It's like skydiving. At first you're like "oh hell no" but some idiot convinces you and you freak out and regret it up until you're gonna jump and then weeeeee!
 
2014-01-12 11:02:41 PM

megarian: MassAsster: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........

Wieners and balls are weird. I'm sorry.

They're fun. But weird-looking.

But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.


I'm totally not in disagreement...  It's just very very odd...

I guess men are more visually stimulated...
 
2014-01-12 11:02:49 PM

megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.


megarian: MassAsster: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........

Wieners and balls are weird. I'm sorry.

They're fun. But weird-looking.

But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.


HEY! Screw you! My weiner and balls are beautiful.
 
2014-01-12 11:03:28 PM

megarian: But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.


I personally have zero interest in boobs.  Your argument, therefore, is false.
 
2014-01-12 11:04:21 PM

MassAsster: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........


Women, in general, don't like looking at average male bodies. Maybe specifically shaved hunky types like movie stars...as long as all the dangly bits are covered. Plus we're not as visual on average as guys in the sexy department when it comes to looking at nekkid bodies and getting interested. Ymmv.

But the upside to that is that women will be a lot more "forgiving" of a level of male physical shortcomings that the equivalent on a female would be a no-go for him.
 
2014-01-12 11:04:22 PM

TuteTibiImperes: The real WTF is that they were booking him in jail for improper passing in the first place.  Since when do non-DUI (or seriously crazy reckless driving) traffic violations end up with you being hauled in?


It was for a warrant, apparently he never took care of the ticket.
 
2014-01-12 11:05:11 PM

fariasrv: megarian: But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.

I personally have zero interest in boobs.  Your argument, therefore, is false.


I don't even kind of believe you.
 
2014-01-12 11:06:01 PM

TinyFist: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

megarian: MassAsster: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........

Wieners and balls are weird. I'm sorry.

They're fun. But weird-looking.

But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.

HEY! Screw you! My weiner and balls are beautiful.


...I really did appreciate them on the Christmas card.
 
2014-01-12 11:06:05 PM

megarian: But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.


I think it's because we all have to suck on boobs to live at first.

The first few months of our lives, we're all about boobs. Men, women, other: it makes no nevermind. Boobs is food.

If we got all our nutrients from some other source, boobs would be as weird as balls.
 
2014-01-12 11:06:41 PM

megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.


And the little f*ckers MOVE. ON THEIR OWN! Have you ever sat there and actually looked at a guy's sack?
It's like watching a hairy lava lamp!
 
2014-01-12 11:07:53 PM

digitalrain: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

And the little f*ckers MOVE. ON THEIR OWN! Have you ever sat there and actually looked at a guy's sack?
It's like watching a hairy lava lamp!


I had an entire conversation with a roommate about balls moving in the bathtub.

It was a little traumatic.
 
2014-01-12 11:09:09 PM

doglover: megarian: But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.

I think it's because we all have to suck on boobs to live at first.

The first few months of our lives, we're all about boobs. Men, women, other: it makes no nevermind. Boobs is food.

If we got all our nutrients from some other source, boobs would be as weird as balls.


I like that "boobs is food" and "weird as balls" are in the same comment. It makes me laugh.
 
2014-01-12 11:10:49 PM

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: MassAsster: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste, but enjoys playing with it in the bed room...

I mean I get it, I have no interest in looking at the male body- it's all hairy and gross, but I shouldn't.... It's just really really strange to me that you don't either, because well, YOUR SUPPOSE TO........

Women, in general, don't like looking at average male bodies. Maybe specifically shaved hunky types like movie stars...as long as all the dangly bits are covered. Plus we're not as visual on average as guys in the sexy department when it comes to looking at nekkid bodies and getting interested. Ymmv.

But the upside to that is that women will be a lot more "forgiving" of a level of male physical shortcomings that the equivalent on a female would be a no-go for him.


Yeah, thankfully I don't see too many hairy females with a bit of a beer gut..
I am sure we all appreciate that you females let us climb all over you with our "dangly bits" flapping everywhere and that you tolerate it so well
:*)
 
2014-01-12 11:12:03 PM

MassAsster: Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste


Then maybe she shouldn't be scoping out guys swimming in septic tanks.
 
2014-01-12 11:12:19 PM

digitalrain: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

And the little f*ckers MOVE. ON THEIR OWN! Have you ever sat there and actually looked at a guy's sack?
It's like watching a hairy lava lamp!


I honestly loled -
 
2014-01-12 11:13:20 PM

Fear the Clam: MassAsster: Wife says the same thing..  she doesn't care much to look at the male body below the waste

Then maybe she shouldn't be scoping out guys swimming in septic tanks.


whoa , thank you auto correct !  lol
 
2014-01-12 11:13:21 PM

megarian: digitalrain: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

And the little f*ckers MOVE. ON THEIR OWN! Have you ever sat there and actually looked at a guy's sack?
It's like watching a hairy lava lamp!

I had an entire conversation with a roommate about balls moving in the bathtub.

It was a little traumatic.


Traumatic for you or the roomie?
 
2014-01-12 11:13:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well he certainly looks contrite


He looks like something out of an 80's comedy movie.
 
2014-01-12 11:14:23 PM
Eeeeew.

This tread got floppy and smells like balls.
 
2014-01-12 11:14:35 PM

megarian: doglover: megarian: But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.

I think it's because we all have to suck on boobs to live at first.

The first few months of our lives, we're all about boobs. Men, women, other: it makes no nevermind. Boobs is food.

If we got all our nutrients from some other source, boobs would be as weird as balls.

I like that "boobs is food" and "weird as balls" are in the same comment. It makes me laugh.


They're like little enigmas wrapped in a mystery; a mystery called the scrotum. It's the most versatile of ALL the human organs. It's got 1,002 uses. You can even use as kind of a sixth sense to read the zeitgeist of a room of people based on its tension.
 
2014-01-12 11:15:09 PM

megarian: Eeeeew.

This tread got floppy and smells like balls.


please don't remind me of strip searching inmates......
 
2014-01-12 11:15:21 PM

digitalrain: megarian: digitalrain: megarian: MassAsster: Why do woman hate the male body?

Um, have you SEEN a nude male body?

Stuff poking out and...well, balls are just weird.

And the little f*ckers MOVE. ON THEIR OWN! Have you ever sat there and actually looked at a guy's sack?
It's like watching a hairy lava lamp!

I had an entire conversation with a roommate about balls moving in the bathtub.

It was a little traumatic.

Traumatic for you or the roomie?


Yes.
 
2014-01-12 11:16:04 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-12 11:17:07 PM

doglover: megarian: doglover: megarian: But hey, who doesn't like boobs? Everyone likes boobs. So that's nice.

I think it's because we all have to suck on boobs to live at first.

The first few months of our lives, we're all about boobs. Men, women, other: it makes no nevermind. Boobs is food.

If we got all our nutrients from some other source, boobs would be as weird as balls.

I like that "boobs is food" and "weird as balls" are in the same comment. It makes me laugh.

They're like little enigmas wrapped in a mystery; a mystery called the scrotum. It's the most versatile of ALL the human organs. It's got 1,002 uses. You can even use as kind of a sixth sense to read the zeitgeist of a room of people based on its tension.


This reminds me of that article about the pants made out of human man skin and they used the ballsack as an actual coin purse. Sort of like a terrifying fanny pack.
 
2014-01-12 11:17:50 PM
While we're on the subject of nutsacks...a friend of ours was in the hospital several years ago with some kind of
sepsis problem (not sure how that happened). He was in for a couple of weeks and during that time, nobody told
him that he had to get up and move regularly. He didn't get bedsores, but his nutsack swelled up. I mean SCARILY
swelled up. They had to drain them (sorry guys!).

He comes over every Saturday to game and often laments is sad, gargantuan scrotum. I've never seen it (and I
hope I never do) but I keep imagining a sad, flesh colored beret looking thing with a sparse sprinkling of gray hair.
 
2014-01-12 11:19:04 PM
The men of Fark can't seem to catch a break today. These remaining survivors have balls.

/like hairy lava lamps LOL
 
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