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(io9)   You are more likely to die during sex than you'd expect. Well, not you per se, but some people in the world who have frequent intercourse with a partner   (io9.com) divider line 50
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2014-01-12 08:32:33 PM  
I'm gonna live forever ... alone.
 
2014-01-12 08:33:00 PM  
True. Hurtful, but true.
 
2014-01-12 08:34:54 PM  
I guess you could say...
They came and went.
YEEEEEAHHHHAAA!
/stolen from comments
 
2014-01-12 08:36:20 PM  
When you're packing junk like mine, subby, you need to be more worried about killing someone during sex.
 
2014-01-12 08:36:44 PM  
Wonder if it's the same risk as a heart attack while you're jogging.
 
2014-01-12 08:36:44 PM  

Por que tan serioso: I guess you could say...
They came and went.
YEEEEEAHHHHAAA!
/stolen from comments


I'm not proud of this, but I know that comment was lifted from a CSI episode. I think it was Greg that said it.
 
2014-01-12 08:37:10 PM  
Is this a good or bad thing?  I gotta say dying that way ranks in my top 5 death scenarios.
 
2014-01-12 08:38:27 PM  

Prophet of Loss: I'm gonna live forever ... alone.


www.flix66.com
Not necessarily.
 
2014-01-12 08:39:40 PM  
As long as it's not alone with girls panties on by auto erotic asphyxiation in the closet.

//actually that's a great way to go doing what you love
 
2014-01-12 08:41:01 PM  
I've had sex many times and never thought I'd die so I'm not sure what subby means.
Many
many
torrid, mind blowing times
 
2014-01-12 08:44:40 PM  

JoieD'Zen: I've had sex many times and never thought I'd die so I'm not sure what subby means.
Many
many
torrid, mind blowing times


In a row?
 
2014-01-12 08:45:29 PM  
This is why I keep my sexings as brief as possible.  It's not terribly difficult, people.  You stick it in, blow your load, then pull it out.  Takes like 5 or 6 seconds unless you really don't know what you're doing.
 
2014-01-12 08:45:39 PM  
I brought a friend to a Fark party; she used this experience as a launching point to expound on the perceived increase in autism within the US.
 
2014-01-12 08:45:43 PM  

Por que tan serioso: I guess you could say...
They came and went.
YEEEEEAHHHHAAA!
/stolen from comments


*shakes tiny fist*

Arachnophobe: I'm not proud of this, but I know that comment was lifted from a CSI episode. I think it was Greg that said it.


I was saying it before there was a CSI.

/got no way to prove it, so I don't expect anyone to believe me
//does that make me a snark-hipster?
 
2014-01-12 08:48:24 PM  
Can anyone think of a better way to go???

Yeah didn't think so.
 
2014-01-12 08:49:03 PM  
Does sex with Palmela Handerson count?  It should.  I treat it just like a date.  I take her out to dinner.  When I am driving I leave her on the passenger seat and talk to her.  I whisper sweet nothings to her: things like, "Hey, baby. Are we going to get in on tonight?"  Not too surprisingly, she always says yes.
 
2014-01-12 08:54:51 PM  
I have no reservations that my fiancé will kill me this way.

Woman is vicious in the sack...and I love every one of those three minutes lol
 
2014-01-12 08:55:39 PM  
I was getting interested in a woman who for some reason told me that her previous husband died of a heart attack during sex.  It was a subconscious deal breaker for me but who knows she might have been dynOmite (Good Times!) in the sack or something.
 
2014-01-12 09:02:25 PM  
Only if the husband is a gunowner and comes home early.
 
2014-01-12 09:03:07 PM  

MrHappyRotter: This is why I keep my sexings as brief as possible.  It's not terribly difficult, people.  You stick it in, blow your load, then pull it out.  Takes like 5 or 6 seconds unless you really don't know what you're doing.


That's farking smooth. I bet you get all the chicks
 
2014-01-12 09:04:22 PM  

berylman: I was getting interested in a woman who for some reason told me that her previous husband died of a heart attack during sex.  It was a subconscious deal breaker for me but who knows she might have been dynOmite (Good Times!) in the sack or something.


To death, Al?
And beyond, Peg.
 
2014-01-12 09:04:29 PM  
"Partner? I don't need no stinkin' partner." -- David Carradine
 
2014-01-12 09:05:52 PM  
At least I'd go out with a big smile on my face that might take the undertaker a lot of work to straighten out.
 
2014-01-12 09:06:46 PM  

MrHappyRotter: This is why I keep my sexings as brief as possible.  It's not terribly difficult, people.  You stick it in, blow your load, then pull it out.  Takes like 5 or 6 seconds unless you really don't know what you're doing.


What the hell was that?! I've been vaccinated slower!!!
 
2014-01-12 09:11:20 PM  
I read the headline as "intercourse with a panther" and said, "I would think so."
 
2014-01-12 09:11:30 PM  
What if you had sex by yourself?
 
2014-01-12 09:15:28 PM  

The hopeless imp: I read the headline as "intercourse with a panther" and said, "I would think so."


Followed by, "Okay, where's the granny who needs her tooth pulled?"
 
2014-01-12 09:18:06 PM  
briansbits.com

His last words were, "I'm coming."
 
2014-01-12 09:30:19 PM  

bugmn99: When you're packing junk like mine, subby, you need to be more worried about killing someone during sex.


Maybe you should work on your impulse control. You probably only need one knife and one gun right there during the deed. The guitar's fine, though.

static1.beanscdn.co.uk
 
2014-01-12 09:32:43 PM  
Maybe, if she's armed.
 
2014-01-12 09:38:33 PM  
...as if by cuckolded hand
 
2014-01-12 09:42:25 PM  

fjnorton: MrHappyRotter: This is why I keep my sexings as brief as possible.  It's not terribly difficult, people.  You stick it in, blow your load, then pull it out.  Takes like 5 or 6 seconds unless you really don't know what you're doing.

That's farking smooth. I bet you get all the chicks


I don't think that's the demographic he's aiming for.
 
2014-01-12 10:29:46 PM  
I'll take that risk.
 
2014-01-12 10:37:11 PM  
Concurs heartily with the article.  It was the best sex of his life and made his wife Happy:
media-2.web.britannica.com
 
2014-01-12 11:00:30 PM  

Prey4reign: Concurs heartily with the article.  It was the best sex of his life and made his wife Happy:
[media-2.web.britannica.com image 364x250]


www.dreyfus.culture.fr
Also concurs.
 
2014-01-12 11:05:41 PM  

StrikitRich: His last words were, "I'm coming."


Should I get off your lawn?

Easy, 'cause mine's next door.


/FYI, that came out 33 years ago
//might actually be the first "naughty" scene I've ever seen
///sergeant slashies
 
2014-01-12 11:09:01 PM  
 
2014-01-12 11:09:28 PM  
image2.findagrave.com

Let's be careful in the saddle.
 
2014-01-12 11:43:15 PM  
i always wanted to die having sex

i just dont know if it will be her husband or my wife that will be doing the killing.
 
2014-01-12 11:45:58 PM  
So what you are saying is, the more of a percentage of your time that you spend doing something, the more likely it is that you'll die doing that something? How strange is that!

//dnrtfa
 
2014-01-12 11:58:20 PM  

johndalek: i always wanted to die having sex

i just dont know if it will be her husband or my wife that will be doing the killing.


I never thought I'd go that way.

But I always really hoped.
 
2014-01-13 12:40:11 AM  

WeenieGuy: So what you are saying is, the more of a percentage of your time that you spend doing something, the more likely it is that you'll die doing that something? How strange is that!

//dnrtfa


So it's only a matter of time until somebody dies while Farking.
 
2014-01-13 12:42:35 AM  
If I were to have a heart attack during sex, I'd be damned sure to fight through it and finish.  Because nothing would be worse than dying just before.

/but baby, you're on your own.  Feel free to finish up after I check out
 
2014-01-13 01:00:03 AM  

cryinoutloud: bugmn99: When you're packing junk like mine, subby, you need to be more worried about killing someone during sex.

Maybe you should work on your impulse control. You probably only need one knife and one gun right there during the deed. The guitar's fine, though.

[static1.beanscdn.co.uk image 460x336]


The guitar was what lured her in. Always does.
 
2014-01-13 01:03:07 AM  
Yeah no shiat... if the duct tape rips and she's able to get a hold of something, that could be lethal...
 
2014-01-13 01:08:08 AM  
Estimation 11,000 deaths annually.

Car accidents: 34,080 in 2012 (down ~8k since 2001)

Shooting deaths: ~32,000 annually

I think I'll stick to sexy-times; they're safer...
 
2014-01-13 02:23:44 AM  

bugmn99: When you're packing junk like mine, subby, you need to be more worried about killing someone during sex.


Take your doctor's advice and take that scabby diseased 3 inches to see a specialist, or at least wrap it up before you infect anyone else.
 
2014-01-13 03:05:48 AM  

spacelord321: cryinoutloud: bugmn99: When you're packing junk like mine, subby, you need to be more worried about killing someone during sex.

Maybe you should work on your impulse control. You probably only need one knife and one gun right there during the deed. The guitar's fine, though.

[static1.beanscdn.co.uk image 460x336]

The guitar was what lured her in. Always does.


And it's the one for Guitar hero, too.  Especially impressive.
 
2014-01-13 08:54:09 AM  

berylman: I was getting interested in a woman who for some reason told me that her previous husband died of a heart attack during sex.  It was a subconscious deal breaker for me but who knows she might have been dynOmite (Good Times!) in the sack or something.


the only acceptable response to this is "Challenge accepted!"
 
2014-01-13 12:03:20 PM  

Dialectic: What if you had sex by yourself?


Accidental Suicide
 
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