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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer "It should be a crime to call someone fat" Lawrence calls someone fat. Fark searches for a new queen   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Fail, American Hustle, Christian Bale, Jennifer Lawrence, David O Russell, Nicholas Hoult, Silver Linings Playbook, Eric Singer, Musical  
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2014-01-12 08:22:51 PM  
She said you shouldn't call people fat on TV.
 
2014-01-12 08:47:47 PM  
Jaysus. It was a joke.
 
2014-01-12 08:51:19 PM  
FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY
 
2014-01-12 08:51:23 PM  

FlashHarry: Jaysus. It was a joke.


Still, subby has something of a point. If it was her gaining 40 pounds for a role, I'm sure anyone cracking jokes about it would have their throats ripped out.
 
2014-01-12 08:51:55 PM  
static1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-01-12 08:57:29 PM  
I find that off-putting.
 
2014-01-12 09:00:13 PM  
In other news, Jennifer Lawrence has exquisite breasts.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2014-01-12 09:00:29 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-12 09:03:13 PM  
She is doughy and rather average but has a great personality.
 
2014-01-12 09:06:40 PM  
I thought she was supposed to be dating a "civilian?" She's dating the wooden cut out from that crappy Bryan Singer Giant movie?
 
2014-01-12 09:07:36 PM  
Lucky for me I look just like Ripped Christian Bale.
 
2014-01-12 09:09:41 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I find that off-putting.


I see my work here is done. Much appreciated.
 
2014-01-12 09:15:20 PM  

I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY


The "white knight brigade"?

archive.adl.org

Why on god's green earth do want them?
 
2014-01-12 09:17:47 PM  

doglover: I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY

The "white knight brigade"?

[archive.adl.org image 425x275]

Why on god's green earth do want them?


He's just trying to throw some gasoline on submitard's pathetic little flame.
 
2014-01-12 09:19:51 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: She is doughy and rather average but has a great personality.


I bet I know what your type is.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-12 09:22:06 PM  
It's amazing how much some of the actors can gain and lose weight, even considering how much time they have and incentive. Batman -> coke head -> batman -> this guy.  Plus more in between.  Just find it interesting, although I am sure steroids are involved.
 
2014-01-12 09:23:31 PM  
Believe me, most who are fat already know they are fat.  So calling them fat is pretty redundant.
 
2014-01-12 09:26:35 PM  

I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY


YOU HAVE MY BOW
 
2014-01-12 09:27:14 PM  

plcow: It's amazing how much some of the actors can gain and lose weight, even considering how much time they have and incentive. Batman -> coke head -> batman -> this guy.  Plus more in between.  Just find it interesting, although I am sure steroids are involved.


When your pays you millions of dollars and you can still go years between jobs, you're left with plenty of time to work out and plenty of money to eat right and hire trainers.
 
2014-01-12 09:31:32 PM  

Infernalist: plcow: It's amazing how much some of the actors can gain and lose weight, even considering how much time they have and incentive. Batman -> coke head -> batman -> this guy.  Plus more in between.  Just find it interesting, although I am sure steroids are involved.

When your pays you millions of dollars and you can still go years between jobs, you're left with plenty of time to work out and plenty of money to eat right and hire trainers.


And if you've got a good agent I'm betting you can get the trainer and dietician paid for by the production company.
 
2014-01-12 09:39:21 PM  

jaytkay: Mad_Radhu: I find that off-putting.

I see my work here is done. Much appreciated.


^
 
2014-01-12 09:41:35 PM  

gnosis301: I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY
YOU HAVE MY BOW


ohmygod. I'm falling off the couch laughing.
 
2014-01-12 09:44:58 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Infernalist: plcow: It's amazing how much some of the actors can gain and lose weight, even considering how much time they have and incentive. Batman -> coke head -> batman -> this guy.  Plus more in between.  Just find it interesting, although I am sure steroids are involved.

When your pays you millions of dollars and you can still go years between jobs, you're left with plenty of time to work out and plenty of money to eat right and hire trainers.

And if you've got a good agent I'm betting you can get the trainer and dietician paid for by the production company.


Yeah, a lot of those movie stars get people 24/7 for months ahead of shooting before they take a roll that requires them to bulk up or slim down. On top of that, there's still CGI and airbrushes.
 
2014-01-12 09:47:05 PM  
She called a dude fat, so it's all good.
 
2014-01-12 09:47:36 PM  

gnosis301: I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY

YOU HAVE MY BOW


Not to mention his (pork) sword.
 
2014-01-12 09:47:43 PM  

gnosis301: I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY

YOU HAVE MY BOW



AND MY AXE!
(not the smelly stuff)
 
2014-01-12 09:51:25 PM  

browneye: Believe me, most who are fat already know they are fat.  So calling them fat is pretty redundant.


Some are in denial especially if they've recently gained weight. Six or seven years ago I started getting friend zoned by women I'd usually be able to hookup with. I was a bit baffled until I saw a photo of me from a party. Fark, I was a fat arse. Looking in the mirror each day it wasn't noticeable since any gain from day to day was small. Even tighter fitting clothes weren't a cause for alarm as I though I had picked up a couple of lbs not forty. Photographs though... damn. Makes comparisons way too easy.

/Who knew eating at Quizno's for lunch each day and going out drinking three or four nights a week would make you fat? Shocking!
 
2014-01-12 09:55:41 PM  
Ugh, I don't blame her! When my friends and I went to see American Hustle, we sort of groaned in disgust at Bale's opening scene.

But props to him for being willing to do that to his body.
 
2014-01-12 09:55:56 PM  
The comments on that website are probably the most accurate reading of how farked up humanity is and how fast it is accelerating into a retarded nightmare of itself.
 
2014-01-12 09:56:34 PM  

give me doughnuts: gnosis301: I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY

YOU HAVE MY BOW


AND MY AXE!
(not the smelly stuff)


and my hammer!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-12 10:02:26 PM  
Meh, I'd still bang her.
 
2014-01-12 10:03:53 PM  

I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY


Dark Knight Brigade, considering it was a fatman joke
 
2014-01-12 10:05:17 PM  

farbekrieg: give me doughnuts: gnosis301: I Like Bread: FARK WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE, CALLING EMERGENCY ASSEMBLY

YOU HAVE MY BOW

AND MY AXE!
(not the smelly stuff)

and my hammer!

[i.imgur.com image 500x596]


www.mileycyrusmemes.com
 
2014-01-12 10:07:17 PM  

browneye: Believe me, most who are fat already know they are fat.  So calling them fat is pretty redundant.


I have known a few who were in denial.  They would believe they were only a few pounds overweight.  Sometimes people are blind.
 
2014-01-12 10:08:24 PM  
I'm so glad that Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of Fark now and not that fat redhead from Mad Men.
 
2014-01-12 10:09:00 PM  

Gergesa: browneye: Believe me, most who are fat already know they are fat.  So calling them fat is pretty redundant.

I have known a few who were in denial.  They would believe they were only a few pounds overweight.  Sometimes people are blind.


but I AM only a few pounds overweight.

/a few dozen
/ohhh donuts
 
2014-01-12 10:10:01 PM  
Seems to be a pattern with her...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-12 10:12:00 PM  

darkjezter: I'm so glad that Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of Fark now and not that fat redhead from Mad Men.


Them's fightin' words.
 
2014-01-12 10:17:32 PM  

carnifex2005: Seems to be a pattern with her...

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That always cracks me right the hell up.
 
2014-01-12 10:18:17 PM  
I'm not fat, but she does give me a chubby.
 
2014-01-12 10:22:07 PM  
She was terrible in American Hustle.
 
2014-01-12 10:22:55 PM  
I thought we already had our Queen?

blacren.com
 
2014-01-12 10:23:36 PM  
I'm just glad Jennifer Lawrence is generally a serious actor.
 
2014-01-12 10:23:58 PM  
Jennifer is awesome, bad headline is bad.
 
2014-01-12 10:44:12 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I thought we already had our Queen?


She got fat.

/and Christian Bale lost the weight by berating a PA
 
2014-01-12 10:53:33 PM  
You've got it wrong, subby.  Jennifer Lawrence has never suggested that we shouldn't call people fat, but rather that we shouldn't use that term to refer to people who aren't actually fat.  So, when some producer looks at an actress with a body fat percentage of 5% (10-13% is healthy) and calls her "fat", that's a no-no.  Meanwhile, when Bale porks up for a role, he's a fatty boombalatty, and we get to call him names.
 
2014-01-12 11:19:28 PM  
Fat is the n-word for women.  It's there word, they can use it as they see fit, but men dare not use that word.
 
2014-01-12 11:23:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Harry_Seldon: I thought we already had our Queen?

She got fat.

/and Christian Bale lost the weight by berating a PA


citation?, please????
 
2014-01-12 11:27:11 PM  

fearmongert: OtherLittleGuy: Harry_Seldon: I thought we already had our Queen?

She got fat.

/and Christian Bale lost the weight by berating a PA

citation?, please????


More recent picture ...

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2014-01-12 11:27:26 PM  
Guess that means I have no chance with her. I'm taking this as proof that she really is the embodiment of the Everyday Woman
 
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