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(Daily Mail)   World's. Longest. Legs. (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 126
    More: Cool, Anastasia Strashveskaya, Elysee Palace, Valerie Trierweiler  
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2014-01-12 05:19:15 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: I like long legs and all, but she is freakishly out of proportion.

I agree that she looks out of proportion, but that outfit certainly doesn't help.  Why are absurdly high waistlines considered fashionable lately?


If naval high waistlines are good enough for our mom's jeans then they're good enough for our ladyfriends now! Or something...
 
2014-01-12 05:19:45 PM  
That was a rather sad attempt at competition by the British.

Never has 'British hot' been more accurate when you then see the Siberian chick in the same article.
 
2014-01-12 05:20:01 PM  
I thought Svetlana Pankratova had the longest legs in the world (over 4 feet long).
 
2014-01-12 05:20:16 PM  
6'8"
worldrecs.net

/7'0" in heels.
 
2014-01-12 05:20:45 PM  
Wow, her boyfriend would have to go up on her.
 
2014-01-12 05:20:58 PM  
Is every Daily Mail article going to be posted twice now? Just asking, because that seems to be the method of choice for news pages on my FB feed these days, so it's worth knowing if Fark is stooping that low.
 
2014-01-12 05:21:44 PM  

Abox: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x871]

I'll take this one.

/brunettes > blondes


I submit this picture as proof that there is a God.
 
2014-01-12 05:23:54 PM  

AbiNormal: 6'8"


/7'0" in heels.


THATS A MAN BABY
 
2014-01-12 05:23:55 PM  

The Flexecutioner: i would also take unrealistically photoshopped women.


humanswastika.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-12 05:24:09 PM  

JohnnyC: The Siberian girl is far hotter than the girl from the UK, in my opinion.


Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.
 
2014-01-12 05:25:40 PM  
Святое дерьмо!
 
2014-01-12 05:27:09 PM  

mcmnky: JohnnyC: The Siberian girl is far hotter than the girl from the UK, in my opinion.

Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.


Personally, Moscow girls make me sing and shout.
 
2014-01-12 05:30:02 PM  

Teaser: Length does not mean anything.  Case in point:


It does in a longest leg competition
 
2014-01-12 05:30:44 PM  

Lukeonia1: What longer legs might look like:

[terrifictop10.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

/hot like melted butter


ulis.liveforums.ru
 
2014-01-12 05:35:17 PM  

Teaser: Length does not mean anything.  Case in point:

[bazarika.com image 676x1024]


What legs?
 
2014-01-12 05:38:52 PM  
Another Russian mutant.
 
2014-01-12 05:42:08 PM  
"Anastasia Strashveskaya, the winner of Russia's Miss Longest Legs competition, is every inch the model beauty.
But the leggy Siberian lawyer has competition from a British woman who says her legs measure an astonishing five inches longer."


followed a half page later with a caption underneath Ms. Strashveskaya's picture:

"Prize winner: Siberian Anastasia Strashevskaya, 18, has won the title of the longest legs in Russia"

A lawyer, leggy or not, at 18?  Is this a mistake in Fail's story or are they graduating them very early at Siberia Law School?
 
2014-01-12 05:45:18 PM  
i109.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2014-01-12 05:46:02 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: naval high waistlines


i143.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-12 05:46:17 PM  

brandent: brandent: Thats_Not_My_Baby: With her 42" legs, slender figure and mass of dark hair, Anastasia Strashveskaya, the winner of Russia's Miss Longest Legs competition, is every inch the model beauty.

We were looking at the same woman or am I drunk?

You're drunk.  There are 3 different women in this 'story' that is horribly written.  A story about a blone and then virtually unrelated pictures of an 18 yo hottie from Russia who won some kind of contest for long legs.

2.  I meant 2 different women.  Dark haired Russian and then the blonde.


Technically you were right the first time. The 'Story' actually does have three different women in it. The third one is the Brits modeling agent (Karen Jean Cookson). No pictures so if you go by that there are only two, but she is in the 'Story' itself.

Here's a picture of her:

www.missblackpoolpageant.co.uk

\hot like the Ukrainian chick
 
2014-01-12 05:46:40 PM  

Prey4reign: "Anastasia Strashveskaya, the winner of Russia's Miss Longest Legs competition, is every inch the model beauty.
But the leggy Siberian lawyer has competition from a British woman who says her legs measure an astonishing five inches longer."

followed a half page later with a caption underneath Ms. Strashveskaya's picture:

"Prize winner: Siberian Anastasia Strashevskaya, 18, has won the title of the longest legs in Russia"

A lawyer, leggy or not, at 18?  Is this a mistake in Fail's story or are they graduating them very early at Siberia Law School?


http://www.fark.com/comments/8091200/Siberian-lawyer-wins-Miss-Longe st -Legs-competition-they-are-just-magnificent-SFW
 
2014-01-12 05:50:29 PM  
i am 6'1"
47" is at my navel
so that is the new way to measure leg length???
 
2014-01-12 05:51:18 PM  

mootmah: The Flexecutioner: i would also take unrealistically photoshopped women.

[humanswastika.files.wordpress.com image 495x481]


Anything to draw attention away from "her" adam's apple
 
2014-01-12 05:52:00 PM  

Sleazy Rider: I'd strap those legs around my head and wear her like a gasmask.


Stolen, with my sincere regards.
 
2014-01-12 05:53:42 PM  
Not satisfied with the title, she still wears high heels in an attempt to make them look even longer.
 
2014-01-12 05:54:03 PM  

Ghastly: What Shoujo Legs might look like.


Holy squat body on stalks. I believe if I saw that coming toward me I'd run the other way.

/with those legs she'd probably catch me without changing stride
//mmmmaybe I'd let her
 
2014-01-12 05:54:34 PM  

LargeCanine: Yes. Yes I would.


Likewise. Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
 
2014-01-12 05:54:49 PM  
73-47=26
so a torso of 26 inches
 ok a freak then
 
2014-01-12 05:56:30 PM  
oops i forgot the head, so, yep head and torso of 26"
 
2014-01-12 06:01:04 PM  

WTP 2: i am 6'1"
47" is at my navel
so that is the new way to measure leg length???


You... do know that not everyone's body parts are the same proportion, right?

/inb4 penis proportion joke
 
2014-01-12 06:02:50 PM  

danceswithcrows: mootmah: Anecdotal evidence. I require a larger sample size.

A somewhat larger sample size of women with nice legs for your scientific data-mining whatever (possibly NSFW.)


You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2014-01-12 06:08:09 PM  
You guys really prefer the bony brunette?
To each his own I guess.
 
2014-01-12 06:10:17 PM  

kronicfeld: She just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.


Were you the one that said this in the last thread?

/great movie
//the guy changing the light bulb was hilarious too
 
2014-01-12 06:23:41 PM  
 
2014-01-12 06:28:43 PM  

cantsleep: You guys really prefer the bony brunette?
To each my bone, I guess.


FTFY.
 
2014-01-12 06:36:31 PM  

cantsleep: You guys really prefer the bony brunette?
To each his own I guess.


Better proportioned of the two, plus I prefer brunettes over blondes. I wouldn't kick the blonde out of bed but I might kick the brunette out of bed, there's more room on the floor.
 
2014-01-12 06:41:21 PM  

jaytkay: Tiberius Gracchus: naval high waistlines

[i143.photobucket.com image 800x666]



Why did they do away with that uniform on the left?  Also, who dreamed it up, Oscar Wilde?  "Want to shiver my timber, matey?"
 
2014-01-12 06:42:28 PM  

DJLobo: I'll take Stacey Keibler instead.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1218]


Yeah, but Stacey's mom has got it goin' on
 
2014-01-12 06:48:52 PM  
Always the longest legs to me:

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Fun fact: the photographer had the model wear the bathing suit backwards to "accentuate" her legs...
 
2014-01-12 06:54:41 PM  
I'm 6'5". 47" is the length of my schwantz.
 
2014-01-12 06:59:24 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: I like long legs and all, but she is freakishly out of proportion.

I agree that she looks out of proportion, but that outfit certainly doesn't help.  Why are absurdly high waistlines considered fashionable lately?


I was wondering if anyone else was distracted by those homely-ass pants. Or, to put it in Brit-speak: Dreadful. Rubbish.
 
2014-01-12 07:00:11 PM  

WTP 2: 73-47=26
so a torso of 26 inches
 ok a freak then


Im 74" with 28" inseam. Yeah I have trouble finding vehicles with enough room from seat to roof.
 
2014-01-12 07:08:52 PM  
Worlds. Smallest. Head.
 
2014-01-12 07:36:17 PM  
I wouldn't complain about either of them.

Send them both my way.
 
2014-01-12 07:46:59 PM  

DJLobo: I'll take Stacey Keibler instead.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1218]


Elf farker.
 
2014-01-12 07:48:09 PM  

brandent: Thats_Not_My_Baby: With her 42" legs, slender figure and mass of dark hair, Anastasia Strashveskaya, the winner of Russia's Miss Longest Legs competition, is every inch the model beauty.

We were looking at the same woman or am I drunk?

You're drunk.  There are 3 different women in this 'story' that is horribly written.  A story about a blone and then virtually unrelated pictures of an 18 yo hottie from Russia who won some kind of contest for long legs.


How do you get the job of holding the smart end of the tape measure in that competition?
 
2014-01-12 07:53:37 PM  
Jeez, if she put on some patterned stockings I probably wouldn't be able to speak in her presence.

/boobs are number one for me, but legs are a VERY close second
 
2014-01-12 08:11:51 PM  

danceswithcrows: mootmah: Anecdotal evidence. I require a larger sample size.

A somewhat larger sample size of women with nice legs for your scientific data-mining whatever (possibly NSFW.)


The boobs are getting in the way of an objective comparison.

/Especially Lucy Pinder's.
 
2014-01-12 08:34:39 PM  
just trying to point out it was her taking the measurement
people are built to a certain proportion way too much or way too little it looks a little off
i once saw a guy whose arms were below his knees when he walked and yes it look strange
i said earlier i am 6'1"  but i could say i am 6'4" because i took the measurement.
 
2014-01-12 08:40:24 PM  

Road Rash: The boobs are getting in the way of an objective comparison.


I suppose you could manually gaussian blur everything from the waist up and re-analyze the images. IMHO, this'd be a lot of work for not that much gain.
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Particularly when you've got women exhibiting enough callipygian pulchritude that even Caucasian males have to vocally express their approval.
 
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