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(Huffington Post)   OK, Farkers. Aaron Paul just raised the bar for making an impression on your significant other   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 41
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2014-01-12 03:10:42 PM  
Good lord, is that woman real? She looks like a Barbie doll or something, without the requisite creepiness.
 
2014-01-12 03:10:57 PM  
That's Beauty, biatch!
 
2014-01-12 03:12:13 PM  
Sounds like kind of a cool guy. I will feel sorry for him when she cheats.
 
2014-01-12 03:13:12 PM  
I make biatches cry all the time, big whoop.
 
GBB
2014-01-12 03:13:50 PM  
i.huffpost.com

25.media.tumblr.com
"He's so handsome"
 
2014-01-12 03:15:02 PM  
Ah... the gentle pleasures of having a bazillion dollars to throw at problems...
 
2014-01-12 03:15:12 PM  
Meh.  Kind of an OK song.  I went to a wedding where the first dance was "Candy" by Morphine.  That was an odd choice.
 
GBB
2014-01-12 03:18:09 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Meh.  Kind of an OK song.  I went to a wedding where the first dance was "Candy" by Morphine.  That was an odd choice.


Went to a wedding where the DJ "accidentally" played Brick by Ben Folds instead of Brick House by The Commodores.   Common mistake.
 
2014-01-12 03:19:27 PM  
U R Homo
A Ron Paul 2012
 
2014-01-12 03:20:01 PM  

GBB: Rapmaster2000: Meh.  Kind of an OK song.  I went to a wedding where the first dance was "Candy" by Morphine.  That was an odd choice.

Went to a wedding where the DJ "accidentally" played Brick by Ben Folds instead of Brick House by The Commodores.   Common mistake.


My cousin married her former teacher 20+ years her senior.  I really wanted to request "Don't Stand So Close To Me".
 
2014-01-12 03:26:01 PM  
Look at your wife. Now look at Aaron Paul's wife. Now look at your bank account.
 
2014-01-12 03:28:50 PM  
What significant other are you talking about, subby?
 
2014-01-12 03:29:40 PM  
Bastard!

Raising the bar is only good in limbo dancing.

And railroad crossings.
 
2014-01-12 03:30:23 PM  
*hork*
 
GBB
2014-01-12 03:30:59 PM  

s2s2s2: Look at your wife. Now look at Aaron Paul's wife. Now look at your bank account.


Now look back at me.
i25.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-12 03:31:13 PM  
 
2014-01-12 03:35:36 PM  
Hope her dad doesn't become so despondent over her fate that it causes a plane crash.
 
2014-01-12 03:38:47 PM  
I see women, usually light haired, with absolutely gorgeous eyes and then you see them without all the eye makeup on and it's like their eyes almost completely disappear.
 
2014-01-12 03:40:29 PM  
putang makes you do crazy things. comparable to cocaine and meth, not quite bath salt crazy unless of course your doing all three at  the same time then party on.
 
2014-01-12 03:46:15 PM  
Aaron Paul's Grand Gesture Brought His Wife To Tears?

Is it suppose to be difficult to bring a beautiful woman to tears?  Or am I double-good gifted?
 
2014-01-12 03:51:29 PM  
He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.
 
2014-01-12 03:56:18 PM  
I never noticed how fat his head is.
 
2014-01-12 03:56:54 PM  
Yeah, but Farkers would do the song "I know a song that would get on your nerves"

/ It is the Fark way
 
2014-01-12 04:00:44 PM  

theflatline: So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.


If you owned one, wouldn't you know how to spell it?
 
2014-01-12 04:01:30 PM  

whatshisname: theflatline: So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

If you owned one, wouldn't you know how to spell it?


Cause people make mistakes...
 
2014-01-12 04:38:10 PM  

theflatline: He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.


Fark isn't the place to sell your screenplay.
 
2014-01-12 05:00:26 PM  

Old Man Winter: I make biatches cry all the time, big whoop.


No, you don't. Biatches cry every time for seemingly no apparent reason because crying is part of their instinct of emotional blackmailing. Actually, the most telling sign of a real man is that his biatches don't cry because he knows how to keep them busy.
 
2014-01-12 05:03:25 PM  

quo vadimus: theflatline: He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.

Fark isn't the place to sell your screenplay.


Also, if you'd owned an Alfa Romeo you'd probably know how to spell it.
 
2014-01-12 05:31:00 PM  

theflatline: He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.


what a coincidence... 20 years ago, my fiancee who worked at a daycare center broke things off right before our wedding.

also, she had oral herpes.
 
2014-01-12 05:46:05 PM  
People learning all the words to a song to sing it to one person isn't special. Hell, I've even done it for total strangers.

Happy Birthday, biatches.
 
2014-01-12 06:16:31 PM  
Magnetsarriage, biatches!
 
2014-01-12 06:50:43 PM  

Rapmaster2000: GBB: Rapmaster2000: Meh.  Kind of an OK song.  I went to a wedding where the first dance was "Candy" by Morphine.  That was an odd choice.

Went to a wedding where the DJ "accidentally" played Brick by Ben Folds instead of Brick House by The Commodores.   Common mistake.

My cousin married her former teacher 20+ years her senior.  I really wanted to request "Don't Stand So Close To Me".


now I'm wondering if we have a cousin in common...
 
2014-01-12 07:52:00 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-01-12 08:19:07 PM  
Yo.
 
2014-01-12 09:19:11 PM  
Does it involve a sammich?
/DRTFA
 
2014-01-12 10:52:45 PM  

"...Fivehead and the Beast. And if anyone else calls you Beast, my dear, I'll rip their lungs out..."

 
2014-01-12 11:19:57 PM  

Tax Boy: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 245x170]


Famous last words, biatch!
 
2014-01-13 12:44:28 AM  
6 months from now there will be a restraining order, rehab, pre-nup guesses, media referred to PR managers, and selling of the whole sordid sad story to US or People.
 
2014-01-13 01:30:52 AM  
Huh, Jesse has a fivehead.
 
2014-01-13 11:32:40 AM  
I think that is sweet.  Good on him.  I hope she realizes how lucky she is.  In reality, no matter how pretty you are, people are going to get sick of your shiat eventually.
 
2014-01-13 03:17:06 PM  
Thank goodness my wife set the bar low with me.
 
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