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(NFL)   WILL the Chargers shock the world? WILL the 49ers strike gold against the rejuvenated Panthers? WILL we get a full pony meltdown? We're down to six games as YOUR divisional NFL playoff games kick off at 1:05 EST on Fox   (nfl.com) divider line 3635
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2014-01-12 10:57:51 AM  

Good News Panthers & Pony fans.
Today I'm picking:

placeitonluckydan.com

www.blogcdn.com



/2-4 in playoff picks
 
2014-01-12 10:59:26 AM  
If I truly have one NFC team (other than the whole liking Montana's 9ers)...it's my cousins' hometown team.  I'm sure they'll be loving life in the north endzone as usual....

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GO CAROLINA!

 
2014-01-12 11:00:07 AM  
The Panthas sure are making alot of noise.  They won, in SF so no small feat.  Both Defenses will have to cut the QB's legs off.  But don't call it Read Option or any other contrived nonsense.  It's QB's who can run and throw when they have time Offenses.  Shootout in Carolina, take the over.

Donkos will dispose of the Bolts like so many tard kids on the short bus.  Rivers won't be able to keep up with The One tm.  Denver wins big.

/YMMV.
//Offer void in Alaska, France and Madagascar.
 
2014-01-12 11:05:14 AM  

sportsinvasion.net


GO NINERS!

 
2014-01-12 11:09:10 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: //Offer void in Alaska, France and  Madagascar

img.fark.net


\q&d
 
2014-01-12 11:39:37 AM  
Is...is subby counting the Pro Bowl as a "game"? Not even the players do that.
 
2014-01-12 11:43:25 AM  
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-01-12 11:45:01 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Is...is subby counting the Pro Bowl as a "game"? Not even the players do that.


2 today, 2 next week and the SB. Subby can't math.

Shut down everything.
 
2014-01-12 11:51:38 AM  
Round 2, folks, of Captain Steroid's...

i1182.photobucket.com

As of this writing, there are 4 teams still alive that I am prepared to lose to. Teams that I would lose to with grace, and class. Lose the Super Bowl to Seattle, Carolina, or San Fran? I can live with that. At least the Broncos will have been to the Big Game this year. Drop the AFC Championship to the Patriots? It happens. Brady and Belichick appear Peyton Manning's Kryptonite, it would seem.

But, I will be DAMNED... I will be God DAMNED if the Broncos lose today to that traitorous motherf**ker Mike McCoy and that insufferable DOUCHEBAG the Chargers call a Quarterback! >:-(

There can be no Super Bowl on Denver's mind, today. No AFC Championship. Just the San Diego Stupidchargers. Let no quarter be given, no mercy granted! I hope Peyton Manning runs up the score on San Diego, and that they have to peel Keenan Allen and Danny Woodhead off the turf with a friggin' SPATULA before Halftime! The line must be drawn HERE! This far! No further! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Or close the wall up with our Pony dead!

Result: PONIES!!!

i1182.photobucket.com

Oh, and 49ers over the Panthers, I guess. >_>
 
2014-01-12 11:56:43 AM  

Captain Steroid: Round 2, folks, of Captain Steroid's...



As of this writing, there are 4 teams still alive that I am prepared to lose to. Teams that I would lose to with grace, and class. Lose the Super Bowl to Seattle, Carolina, or San Fran? I can live with that. At least the Broncos will have been to the Big Game this year. Drop the AFC Championship to the Patriots? It happens. Brady and Belichick appear Peyton Manning's Kryptonite, it would seem.

But, I will be DAMNED... I will be God DAMNED if the Broncos lose today to that traitorous motherf**ker Mike McCoy and that insufferable DOUCHEBAG the Chargers call a Quarterback! >:-(

There can be no Super Bowl on Denver's mind, today. No AFC Championship. Just the San Diego Stupidchargers. Let no quarter be given, no mercy granted! I hope Peyton Manning runs up the score on San Diego, and that they have to peel Keenan Allen and Danny Woodhead off the turf with a friggin' SPATULA before Halftime! The line must be drawn HERE! This far! No further! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Or close the wall up with our Pony dead!

Result: PONIES!!!



Oh, and 49ers over the Panthers, I guess. >_>


Open up, man. Tell us how you really feel.

/Go America. Go Broncos.
//Also Carolina, because Cat Team Brotherhood.
///threes
 
2014-01-12 12:05:14 PM  
Denver and Carolina advance today.
 
2014-01-12 12:05:18 PM  

Bunny Deville: /Go America. Go Broncos.

 
2014-01-12 12:06:10 PM  
Thinking it's Panthers and Broncos today.  I have 3 Niners on my playoff fantasy team though, so if they win I won't be too disappointed.
 
2014-01-12 12:06:43 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: Is...is subby counting the Pro Bowl as a "game"? Not even the players do that.

2 today, 2 next week and the SB. Subby can't math.

Shut down everything.


I thought about making it 5.5, but enough people watch the game that I decided to count it.  On a related note,  I didn't realize that it was the mod/admin's thing to put the WILLs and YOURs in all caps until this submission. Whatever drives clicks and attention, I guess.

Anyway, as for the games themselves, I'm hoping for the Panthers and a giant meteor to strike Mile High. If I HAD to pick a team to win, though, I'd pick San Diego, so put your money down on the Broncos today.
 
2014-01-12 12:06:54 PM  
I have no dog in either fight, so...LET'S GO

media.tumblr.com

www.teamvalkyrieftw.com

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-01-12 12:06:57 PM  
Is...is Buck drunk already?  It's just noon, dude.
 
2014-01-12 12:07:17 PM  

Captain Steroid: Round 2, folks, of Captain Steroid's...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 557x279]

As of this writing, there are 4 teams still alive that I am prepared to lose to. Teams that I would lose to with grace, and class. Lose the Super Bowl to Seattle, Carolina, or San Fran? I can live with that. At least the Broncos will have been to the Big Game this year. Drop the AFC Championship to the Patriots? It happens. Brady and Belichick appear Peyton Manning's Kryptonite, it would seem.

But, I will be DAMNED... I will be God DAMNED if the Broncos lose today to that traitorous motherf**ker Mike McCoy and that insufferable DOUCHEBAG the Chargers call a Quarterback! >:-(

There can be no Super Bowl on Denver's mind, today. No AFC Championship. Just the San Diego Stupidchargers. Let no quarter be given, no mercy granted! I hope Peyton Manning runs up the score on San Diego, and that they have to peel Keenan Allen and Danny Woodhead off the turf with a friggin' SPATULA before Halftime! The line must be drawn HERE! This far! No further! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Or close the wall up with our Pony dead!

Result: PONIES!!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 600x429]

Oh, and 49ers over the Panthers, I guess. >_>


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-12 12:07:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: Is...is subby counting the Pro Bowl as a "game"? Not even the players do that.

2 today, 2 next week and the SB. Subby can't math.

Shut down everything.


I think they meant 6 teams.
 
2014-01-12 12:07:21 PM  

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2014-01-12 12:08:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: The line must be drawn HERE!


i.imgur.com

Good luck, Cpt.
 
2014-01-12 12:13:38 PM  

www.49ers.com


prod.static.broncos.clubs.nfl.com

 
2014-01-12 12:14:14 PM  
 
2014-01-12 12:14:57 PM  
Yesterday's games were a hoot, with NO making that crazy run all to have it collapse at the end (49 yards in the elements, Sean Payton?) and then the sheer dominance of the Pats.  Impressive.

One thing I am glad at is we won't have to be subjected to more, "Sean Payton is the geniusest genius that ever geniused!" coverage.  Fox and ESPN were on his nuts, as was the radio coverage.  You'd think he invented football.  So I'm glad that now, we'll just have to continue with Darth Belichick and possibly the Harbaugh stuff.  But yeah, the Payton stuff was just overload.
 
2014-01-12 12:15:11 PM  
What is with this 10AM Pacific time start for the 49ers? Giving a west coast team an early start is such a disadvantage, clearly the NFL has it out for San Francisco and wants to protect Seattle to ensure they make the Owl. This is an outrage.

Parody aside... this is going to be an absolutely BRUTAL game. Andy Lee SF MVP.

In the other... my inclination is to root for the non-Raiders, non-Los Angeles California team... but then the Chargers would have to go to New England. So I'm conflicted about giving the Patriots a relatively easy pass. So I guess I'll just root for the bees in that one.
 
2014-01-12 12:16:57 PM  
Mornin all.

ariseatex: Is...is Buck drunk already?  It's just noon, dude.


Crap, I better pick up the pace, I'm not gonna let that shoepisser beat me!!

Professor Farksworth: I have no dog in either fight, so...LET'S GO

[media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

[www.teamvalkyrieftw.com image 394x222]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 240x179]


Ugh, where is that damned clownshoes chart?! Once I see it again, I'm saving it to my flickr.
 
2014-01-12 12:17:19 PM  

Bunny Deville: //Also Carolina, because Cat Team Brotherhood.


d.thumbs.redditmedia.com
 
2014-01-12 12:19:46 PM  

Captain Steroid: Round 2, folks, of Captain Steroid's...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 557x279]

As of this writing, there are 4 teams still alive that I am prepared to lose to. Teams that I would lose to with grace, and class. Lose the Super Bowl to Seattle, Carolina, or San Fran? I can live with that. At least the Broncos will have been to the Big Game this year. Drop the AFC Championship to the Patriots? It happens. Brady and Belichick appear Peyton Manning's Kryptonite, it would seem.

But, I will be DAMNED... I will be God DAMNED if the Broncos lose today to that traitorous motherf**ker Mike McCoy and that insufferable DOUCHEBAG the Chargers call a Quarterback! >:-(

There can be no Super Bowl on Denver's mind, today. No AFC Championship. Just the San Diego Stupidchargers. Let no quarter be given, no mercy granted! I hope Peyton Manning runs up the score on San Diego, and that they have to peel Keenan Allen and Danny Woodhead off the turf with a friggin' SPATULA before Halftime! The line must be drawn HERE! This far! No further! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Or close the wall up with our Pony dead!

Result: PONIES!!!



Tell us how you really feel Captain.
 
2014-01-12 12:20:09 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Bunny Deville: //Also Carolina, because Cat Team Brotherhood.


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2014-01-12 12:21:22 PM  
Richie Sambura can't sing for shiat.
 
2014-01-12 12:21:55 PM  
Nice SF/CARO line:

betonline:  SF -1
5diems:  SF +1
Sportsbet:  SF-1
Bovada:  SF -3
fantasy911: SF -1.5

lotta consistency there...


Same sites have San Dog at either +8 or +8.5.
 
2014-01-12 12:21:59 PM  
I'd like to see a Carolina win I think, always fun to have an underdog in the mix.
 
2014-01-12 12:22:59 PM  
I'd like to see the Panthers and Donkos win. I have Denver and Seattle going to the Super Bowl, and I don't want to see the Niners ever win another one.
 
2014-01-12 12:23:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-12 12:25:02 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'd like to see the Panthers and Donkos win. I have Denver and Seattle going to the Super Bowl, and I don't want to see the Niners ever win another one.


That would be a great game.
 
2014-01-12 12:25:12 PM  

Bunny Deville: UNC_Samurai: Bunny Deville: //Also Carolina, because Cat Team Brotherhood.

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 700x806]


That kittens face on the left so deserves a "Don't Judge Me!" caption!
 
2014-01-12 12:25:33 PM  

rickythepenguin: Nice SF/CARO line:

betonline:  SF -1
5diems:  SF +1
Sportsbet:  SF-1
Bovada:  SF -3
fantasy911: SF -1.5

lotta consistency there...


And I think the only reason that SF is favored in most cases is because the general public tends to bet on more well-known teams like the Niners, Cowboys, et. Regardless of that this is going to really be a close game; the teams are basically mirrors. SF has more receiving options, which may end up being the difference, but I'm still expecting it to be something terrible like 13-12 or something.
 
2014-01-12 12:26:48 PM  
I got Carolina and Denver today....went 1-1 yesterday when Luck went all Delhommey.
 
2014-01-12 12:29:35 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Richie Sambura can't sing for shiat.


But was he right?

/BOLO TIE POWER
 
2014-01-12 12:29:49 PM  
Go Chargers I guess because die ponies die and screw Enver

Also go Panthers because screw the 9ers and if Carolina wins the Superbowl, that makes Atlanta the Junior Member of the NFC South with no ring.(If Seattle wins the Super Bowl then Arizona becomes the Junior member of the NFC West who cant win it all)
 
2014-01-12 12:29:58 PM  

Bunny Deville: [i.imgur.com image 850x518]


Panguar?
 
2014-01-12 12:30:46 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: [i.imgur.com image 850x518]

Panguar?


Panguar!
 
2014-01-12 12:31:45 PM  

knight_on_the_rail: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: [i.imgur.com image 850x518]

Panguar?

Panguar!


PANGUAR!
 
2014-01-12 12:32:03 PM  

knight_on_the_rail: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: [i.imgur.com image 850x518]

Panguar?

Panguar!


OR is it like the douchey car and pronounced PAG-ew-are?
 
2014-01-12 12:32:59 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Bunny Deville: //Also Carolina, because Cat Team Brotherhood.

[d.thumbs.redditmedia.com image 516x150]


Back during the last NFL realignment someone suggested that we should break up the divisions by team name rather than by geography.  For example:

Cat division: Bengals, Lions, Panthers, Jags
Bird division: Eagles, Seahawks, Falcons, Cardinals
Working schlub division: Packers, Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers
Large Quadrupeds division: Broncos, Bills, Chargers, Colts

and so on.  I actually really liked the idea
 
2014-01-12 12:33:22 PM  

xaks: knight_on_the_rail: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: [i.imgur.com image 850x518]

Panguar?

Panguar!

OR is it like the douchey car and pronounced PAG-ew-are?


Pan-g-ewer, I should think.
 
2014-01-12 12:34:03 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.49ers.com image 735x850]
[prod.static.broncos.clubs.nfl.com image 610x650]


short hair yes
 
2014-01-12 12:34:04 PM  
Shock the world?  Didn't they win there a few weeks ago?  How many times has PeyPey beat them in the playoffs?

/kidding
//Norvous
 
2014-01-12 12:34:28 PM  

JayCab: still expecting it to be something terrible like 13-12 or something.


I think SFO, but on the order of like, 27-20.  As good as SFO's defense has been, CARO finished pretty well (granted, playing NYJ and three NFC South teams, including a split with NO) and they put points on the board.  I think SFO has too many options and will be in the high twenties.  I just don't see the 13-12 slogfest today.


xaks: I got Carolina and Denver today....went 1-1 yesterday when Luck went all Delhommey.


yeah, what was that graphic I think *before* he threw his last pick?  "2013 season: 9 picks.  2013 Playoffs;  5 picks."

And Jake Folks, this is the first CARO playoff since l'affaire Delhomme.
 
2014-01-12 12:34:54 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: UNC_Samurai: Bunny Deville: //Also Carolina, because Cat Team Brotherhood.

[d.thumbs.redditmedia.com image 516x150]

Back during the last NFL realignment someone suggested that we should break up the divisions by team name rather than by geography.  For example:

Cat division: Bengals, Lions, Panthers, Jags
Bird division: Eagles, Seahawks, Falcons, Cardinals
Working schlub division: Packers, Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers
Large Quadrupeds division: Broncos, Bills, Chargers, Colts

and so on.  I actually really liked the idea


Heh. THat would make for some interesting divisional matchups
 
2014-01-12 12:35:44 PM  
Stop singing Terry or you have to pay Kenny.
 
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