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2014-01-12 12:45:28 AM  
Does anyone else feel like they need a shower after clicking Daily Fail links that post pictures of celebs relaxing on a secluded beach taken with a telephoto lens?

I just feel like I'm intruding.
 
2014-01-12 12:46:22 AM  
tactile display

That's not what I think of when I hear that phrase.
 
2014-01-12 01:15:59 AM  
Must have been The Rock's day off...
 
2014-01-12 01:44:42 AM  

miss diminutive: Does anyone else feel like they need a shower after clicking Daily Fail links that post pictures of celebs relaxing on a secluded beach taken with a telephoto lens?

I just feel like I'm intruding.


yes
 
2014-01-12 01:46:09 AM  
Every "celebrity hanging with lover on the beach" "story" looks the same. Photo in the water. Photo walking on the beach. Photo lounging in chair.

I mean, if you are gonna stage these things, try for some originality.
 
2014-01-12 03:14:41 AM  
Pffft. My fantasies here break several laws and/or rules of physics. A boyfriend won't stop me, no sir.
 
2014-01-12 03:34:40 AM  

miss diminutive: Does anyone else feel like they need a shower after clicking Daily Fail links that post pictures of celebs relaxing on a secluded beach taken with a telephoto lens?


*puts hands up*

There is a palpable sense that I'm enabling stalkerish behavior and that's not a good feeling. Also the pics are generally crap anyways.
 
2014-01-12 04:20:56 AM  
*grumble* Three cheers jeers for Gryffindor!
 
2014-01-12 04:22:27 AM  
I'm a little concerned that they didn't use enough photos in the article.
 
2014-01-12 04:29:31 AM  

miss diminutive: Does anyone else feel like they need a shower after clicking Daily Fail links that post pictures of celebs relaxing on a secluded beach taken with a telephoto lens?

I just feel like I'm intruding.



You're not.  Look again and ask yourself if that's not a staged shoot.

And not to be too 'projectee' here, but I wonder how Matts boyfriend feels about that slut hanging all over him.
 
2014-01-12 04:32:45 AM  
Jealousy rising like an enraged Bogart..

But yeah, Daily Fail links are almost alway sleazy in some way or other.
 
2014-01-12 04:34:53 AM  
I enjoyed scrolling down and seeing the same non-event photos over and over again. The text must have been very informative if its length required that amount of illustration.
 
2014-01-12 04:43:00 AM  
I still hold out hope, she looked miserable in those photos, almost like she was being held against her will. Now I have got more than a little experience  in making women look miserable when in my company on a beach. In addition to that I am at least as pale as she is so she could tan by proxy, park herself on my arm and she would look a healthy light tan and just as miserable, if not more so, than she does here.
 
2014-01-12 04:54:48 AM  
Maybe she should have cast breastus enlargo
 
2014-01-12 05:02:06 AM  
She's gorgeous, sure. But a girl that pretty, being who she is, has to have more miles on her than a 1970 Chevy station wagon. Guys, the fantasy is clearly better than the reality. Seriously, she's probably more used than a library book. There's nothing awesome being the millionth guy to ride Space Mountain, and they happened years ago.
 
2014-01-12 05:04:51 AM  

brian7dog: I still hold out hope, she looked miserable in those photos, almost like she was being held against her will. Now I have got more than a little experience  in making women look miserable when in my company on a beach. In addition to that I am at least as pale as she is so she could tan by proxy, park herself on my arm and she would look a healthy light tan and just as miserable, if not more so, than she does here.


Oh it can't be that...*clicks link*... Dear god, that's very nearly a hostage situation.  You can actually see her doing her laundry list in her head and it seems she's out of those great little fabric softening balls, but knows she can pick some up when she gets the milk, but only if she remembers to write it down - unfortunately, there aren't many places to keep a pen in a bikini, hence her consternation.
 
2014-01-12 05:12:04 AM  
I thought she passed the "Too Old" mark for a lot of Farkers about 8 years ago.

Finally got around to seeing her in This Is The End. She was really funny.
 
2014-01-12 05:16:39 AM  

stoli n coke: I thought she passed the "Too Old" mark for a lot of Farkers about 8 years ago.


8 years ago, she was 15.  I guess 'That's the Joke!'
 
2014-01-12 05:22:07 AM  

Alphax: stoli n coke: I thought she passed the "Too Old" mark for a lot of Farkers about 8 years ago.

8 years ago, she was 15.  I guess 'That's the Joke!'



Sadly, if you've ever seen any of the threads about the daughter in Modern Family or the girl in Kick Ass, I don't think it's a joke.
 
2014-01-12 05:28:15 AM  

stoli n coke: Alphax: stoli n coke: I thought she passed the "Too Old" mark for a lot of Farkers about 8 years ago.

8 years ago, she was 15.  I guess 'That's the Joke!'


Sadly, if you've ever seen any of the threads about the daughter in Modern Family or the girl in Kick Ass, I don't think it's a joke.


Those two are some early bloomers.. but I doubt any well adjusted person would call either of them 'too old' for decades to come.  Then again, this is Fark.
 
2014-01-12 05:29:11 AM  

stoli n coke: I thought she passed the "Too Old" mark for a lot of Farkers about 8 years ago.

Finally got around to seeing her in This Is The End. She was really funny.


That movie was better than I expected.  It was probably better than it had any right to be.
 
2014-01-12 05:30:12 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Looks like he's helping adjust her bathing suit.  *ahem* ;)
 
2014-01-12 05:40:59 AM  

Lsherm: stoli n coke: I thought she passed the "Too Old" mark for a lot of Farkers about 8 years ago.

Finally got around to seeing her in This Is The End. She was really funny.

That movie was better than I expected.  It was probably better than it had any right to be.



Danny McBride stole it, IMO.
 
2014-01-12 05:46:40 AM  
images.t-nation.com
 
2014-01-12 05:50:44 AM  

WippitGuud: [images.t-nation.com image 599x479]


That's cool. Do you have the original of that?
 
2014-01-12 05:54:49 AM  
"Hermione just stole all of our sh*t."
www.canada.com
 
2014-01-12 06:05:59 AM  
nearly a hostage situation.

staged shoot.


i.ytimg.com : she still single to me, dammit
 
2014-01-12 06:11:34 AM  

stoli n coke: WippitGuud: [images.t-nation.com image 599x479]

That's cool. Do you have the original of that?


As a matter of fact... feast your eyes on pure beauty!

snarkerati.com
 
2014-01-12 06:22:09 AM  
Fantasy?
emma-watson.net

Don't mind if I do...
emma-watson.net

AAAnnnddd...
emma-watson.net

... I'm done for a while...
 
2014-01-12 06:27:41 AM  

miss diminutive: Does anyone else feel like they need a shower after clicking Daily Fail links that post pictures of celebs relaxing on a secluded beach taken with a telephoto lens?

I just feel like I'm intruding.


Add to that the fact that those are not happy people in these pictures, at least those in this case, and it does feel kind of weird.

Very serious frivolity, if you ask me.
Not much bliss happening there.
 
2014-01-12 06:33:04 AM  
Too old.
 
2014-01-12 06:50:42 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Too old.


Boot to the head.
 
2014-01-12 06:52:02 AM  
sharp knees, eat a sammich

curves.jpg
 
2014-01-12 06:54:59 AM  
Don't get the drooling over this chick. But then again I've never seen one frame of any of the Harry Potter movies so there's that.She's cute and all but meh.

/did dig her in This Is The End though.
 
2014-01-12 07:07:00 AM  
Whether they're staged or not, it's still creepy and everyone involved should re-evaluate their life choices.
 
2014-01-12 07:30:23 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: miss diminutive: Does anyone else feel like they need a shower after clicking Daily Fail links that post pictures of celebs relaxing on a secluded beach taken with a telephoto lens?

I just feel like I'm intruding.

Add to that the fact that those are not happy people in these pictures, at least those in this case, and it does feel kind of weird.

Very serious frivolity, if you ask me.
Not much bliss happening there.


It looked to me more like her facial expression was annoyance because she saw the paparazzi.
She's looking right at the camera in a bunch of them with a "You slimy bastards" look.
 
2014-01-12 07:59:25 AM  
Stick-figured plain-Jane.
 
2014-01-12 08:07:28 AM  
I know what I'm fapping to now.
 
2014-01-12 08:21:36 AM  

LonMead: Fantasy?
[emma-watson.net image 800x1056]

Don't mind if I do...
[emma-watson.net image 800x1056]

AAAnnnddd...
[emma-watson.net image 850x561]

... I'm done for a while...


10 points to Gryffindor
 
2014-01-12 08:45:22 AM  
Golly she looks thrilled to be with mr beefcake
 
2014-01-12 08:45:57 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-12 08:48:52 AM  
Was she trying to do a Kristin Stewart impression the whole time?
 
2014-01-12 08:58:39 AM  
I don't follow any of this stuff, but from the hilariously unnatural photos and over-the-top text of TFA, I would guess that maybe this student was hired in an attempt to quash rumours that this actress prefers women or is involved with someone "inappropriate"... is it something along those lines?
 
2014-01-12 09:19:57 AM  

WippitGuud: stoli n coke: WippitGuud: [images.t-nation.com image 599x479]

That's cool. Do you have the original of that?

As a matter of fact... feast your eyes on pure beauty!


6-4-3.
 
2014-01-12 09:23:15 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Stick-figured plain-Jane.


She looks like a total biatch.  She also looks like she's twelve.

But whatever gets you going, I guess.
 
2014-01-12 09:26:37 AM  
Engorgio! Engorgio!
 
2014-01-12 09:36:26 AM  
Yup, the fantasy is ruined. She has a life that isn't on film. However shall I overcome this crushing defeat of...oh, wait, that wasn't my fantasy. Good on her. Hope she has lots of fat babies and laughs more. Girl has no responsibility to keep the dream alive for fans. She's an actress. Her entire job is to lie on camera, and do so in a way that makes you feel something, and if folks get that twisted up with reality, that's on them.

Have a life. Be happy. That goes for all y'all as well. ;)
 
2014-01-12 09:39:10 AM  

HawgWild: Every "celebrity hanging with lover on the beach" "story" looks the same. Photo in the water. Photo walking on the beach. Photo lounging in chair.

I mean, if you are gonna stage these things, try for some originality.


And better facial expressions than: "Do I have to do this?"
 
2014-01-12 09:49:39 AM  
Strange she's with that guy in a staged photo set because its obvious they're both playing the role of beard.
 
2014-01-12 09:53:02 AM  
HawgWild
Every "celebrity hanging with lover on the beach" "story" looks the same. Photo in the water. Photo walking on the beach. Photo lounging in chair.

I mean, if you are gonna stage these things, try for some originality.


I don't know about you, but if I'm on the beach and there's no Beachvolleyball you will get a very similar "in the water, walking on beach, lounging on towel" set from me entirely without staging.


/well, maybe also pictures with a mask and snorkel, but probably not at a sand beach: "Oh look, more sand! And isn't that a couple of plastic bags and a turd floating our way?!"
 
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