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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Man wins argument over whether the gun being pointed at him will fire   (homicides.suntimes.com) divider line 65
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2014-01-11 10:26:59 PM  
Never point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot.

Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.

This isn't farking rocket surgery.
 
2014-01-11 10:30:39 PM  
Also:
www.imfdb.org

3.bp.blogspot.com

Dogs can look up.
 
2014-01-11 10:48:51 PM  
Let me say this to you after seeing the picture which was taken of the individual in the story of this and that is that I have the belief that what was worn by she is the disguisings and perhaps it is the case that she did not do the shooting but was instead having the frame not such as would be provided in the picture but in the way of the movie with the man who has the jail escaping but everyone believes he did the commission of the crime.

Let us make consideration of the evidence. I do not wish for being the judgings of this but I will tell you very much that after the several vodaks which have had the consumption of me I am quite the person who has the impulsivitiy and would not have the fear of jumping to the defense of this individual if she was to seek to me the lawyering services. Once the roommate of me utilized the defense of me at the store because there was the accusation that she did the stealing of the fruit. I said to the person working DO YOU SEE THAT SHE IS THE BIGGER PERSON? SHE IS QUITE THE BIGGER PERSON DO YOU THINK SHE EATS THE FOOD THAT IS NOT IN THE FREEZER AISLE OF THE STORE? NO SHE DOES NOT DO THIS. He let her go. This was the time that I then said to she LAUGHTER OL I PLAYED THE PRANKINGS TO YOU BECAUSE I DID THE STICKING OF THE FRUIT IN THE PURSE OF YOU LAUGHTER OL. The goodness of time was had by the two of we.

So I am one who knows the things or the terrible twos of the framing and believe it is the clear evidence that this was the woman who had the framing and did not fire the shot in the case of this but was instead left to hold the gun because she was doing the team taking of one of these. If you do not have agreement with this then f*ck you.

LAUGHTER OL no I am doing jokings you are not quite the attractive enough person for me to do the sexings with you!

Do you think she is guilty? I would love to hear the opinions of you.
 
2014-01-11 10:55:17 PM  

meow said the dog: Let me say this to you after seeing the picture which was taken of the individual in the story of this and that is that I have the belief that what was worn by she is the disguisings and perhaps it is the case that she did not do the shooting but was instead having the frame not such as would be provided in the picture but in the way of the movie with the man who has the jail escaping but everyone believes he did the commission of the crime.

Let us make consideration of the evidence. I do not wish for being the judgings of this but I will tell you very much that after the several vodaks which have had the consumption of me I am quite the person who has the impulsivitiy and would not have the fear of jumping to the defense of this individual if she was to seek to me the lawyering services. Once the roommate of me utilized the defense of me at the store because there was the accusation that she did the stealing of the fruit. I said to the person working DO YOU SEE THAT SHE IS THE BIGGER PERSON? SHE IS QUITE THE BIGGER PERSON DO YOU THINK SHE EATS THE FOOD THAT IS NOT IN THE FREEZER AISLE OF THE STORE? NO SHE DOES NOT DO THIS. He let her go. This was the time that I then said to she LAUGHTER OL I PLAYED THE PRANKINGS TO YOU BECAUSE I DID THE STICKING OF THE FRUIT IN THE PURSE OF YOU LAUGHTER OL. The goodness of time was had by the two of we.

So I am one who knows the things or the terrible twos of the framing and believe it is the clear evidence that this was the woman who had the framing and did not fire the shot in the case of this but was instead left to hold the gun because she was doing the team taking of one of these. If you do not have agreement with this then f*ck you.

LAUGHTER OL no I am doing jokings you are not quite the attractive enough person for me to do the sexings with you!

Do you think she is guilty? I would love to hear the opinions of you.


LOLWUT?

/tl;dr
 
2014-01-11 11:27:18 PM  

"Willie Smith, of the 500 block of North Des Plaines Street, was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where he died at 9 a.m. Friday, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office."


Welcome to Earf!

 
2014-01-11 11:27:48 PM  
Nothing good happens after midnight.
 
2014-01-11 11:29:18 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Also:




Dogs can look up.


Thread over
 
2014-01-11 11:33:57 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Never point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot.

Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.

This isn't farking rocket surgery.



From the picture and the article I'm guessing there's a 0% chance she's a rocket scientist.
 
2014-01-11 11:34:16 PM  
Well we've found the cause of death. The victim overdosed on lead supplements.
 
2014-01-11 11:34:23 PM  
Go home, Meow Said the Dog.  You're drunk.
 
2014-01-11 11:34:24 PM  

meow said the dog: Let me say this to you after seeing the picture which was taken of the individual in the story of this and that is that I have the belief that what was worn by she is the disguisings and perhaps it is the case that she did not do the shooting but was instead having the frame not such as would be provided in the picture but in the way of the movie with the man who has the jail escaping but everyone believes he did the commission of the crime.

Let us make consideration of the evidence. I do not wish for being the judgings of this but I will tell you very much that after the several vodaks which have had the consumption of me I am quite the person who has the impulsivitiy and would not have the fear of jumping to the defense of this individual if she was to seek to me the lawyering services. Once the roommate of me utilized the defense of me at the store because there was the accusation that she did the stealing of the fruit. I said to the person working DO YOU SEE THAT SHE IS THE BIGGER PERSON? SHE IS QUITE THE BIGGER PERSON DO YOU THINK SHE EATS THE FOOD THAT IS NOT IN THE FREEZER AISLE OF THE STORE? NO SHE DOES NOT DO THIS. He let her go. This was the time that I then said to she LAUGHTER OL I PLAYED THE PRANKINGS TO YOU BECAUSE I DID THE STICKING OF THE FRUIT IN THE PURSE OF YOU LAUGHTER OL. The goodness of time was had by the two of we.

So I am one who knows the things or the terrible twos of the framing and believe it is the clear evidence that this was the woman who had the framing and did not fire the shot in the case of this but was instead left to hold the gun because she was doing the team taking of one of these. If you do not have agreement with this then f*ck you.

LAUGHTER OL no I am doing jokings you are not quite the attractive enough person for me to do the sexings with you!

Do you think she is guilty? I would love to hear the opinions of you.


Did she have guilt in her heart?  It's difficult to say.  About the only thing to say for sure is that he needed a relationship with her like he needed another hole in his head.
 
2014-01-11 11:35:40 PM  
Sparkles' great grandma?
 
2014-01-11 11:37:55 PM  

meow said the dog: Let me say this to you after seeing the picture which was taken of the individual in the story of this and that is that I have the belief that what was worn by she is the disguisings and perhaps it is the case that she did not do the shooting but was instead having the frame not such as would be provided in the picture but in the way of the movie with the man who has the jail escaping but everyone believes he did the commission of the crime.

Let us make consideration of the evidence. I do not wish for being the judgings of this but I will tell you very much that after the several vodaks which have had the consumption of me I am quite the person who has the impulsivitiy and would not have the fear of jumping to the defense of this individual if she was to seek to me the lawyering services. Once the roommate of me utilized the defense of me at the store because there was the accusation that she did the stealing of the fruit. I said to the person working DO YOU SEE THAT SHE IS THE BIGGER PERSON? SHE IS QUITE THE BIGGER PERSON DO YOU THINK SHE EATS THE FOOD THAT IS NOT IN THE FREEZER AISLE OF THE STORE? NO SHE DOES NOT DO THIS. He let her go. This was the time that I then said to she LAUGHTER OL I PLAYED THE PRANKINGS TO YOU BECAUSE I DID THE STICKING OF THE FRUIT IN THE PURSE OF YOU LAUGHTER OL. The goodness of time was had by the two of we.

So I am one who knows the things or the terrible twos of the framing and believe it is the clear evidence that this was the woman who had the framing and did not fire the shot in the case of this but was instead left to hold the gun because she was doing the team taking of one of these. If you do not have agreement with this then f*ck you.

LAUGHTER OL no I am doing jokings you are not quite the attractive enough person for me to do the sexings with you!

Do you think she is guilty? I would love to hear the opinions of you.


Isn't it too early for so much vodak for a little meow?
 
2014-01-11 11:39:14 PM  
Well its obvious that we need to ban elderly relatives otherwise this will just keep happening.
 
2014-01-11 11:41:31 PM  
If you do not have agreement with this then f*ck you.

ROFLMAO stay classical Meow :D
 
2014-01-11 11:43:58 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Never point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot.

Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.

This isn't farking rocket surgery.


If you're going to shoot someone, you shoot to kill.
 
2014-01-11 11:46:03 PM  
When my cat claws at the carpeted part of his scratching post, he pulls out these clumps of rug fibers, but I always just throw them away. I never knew they could be worn on the head as a decoration.

wordpress.homicidewatch.org
 
2014-01-11 11:47:03 PM  
"Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said."

Um, what?

That's what you charge when someone shoots a gun in the air on New years, not someone who points a gun at someones head and pulls the trigger.
 
2014-01-11 11:47:14 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Never point a gun at something you don't intend to shoot.

Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.

This isn't farking rocket surgery.


Did you see the pic of her
Do you really think that, that, knows anything knowledgable
 
2014-01-11 11:48:17 PM  

ryanknapper.campknapper.net

 
2014-01-11 11:51:14 PM  
TFA doesn't mention which side of the thesis he was arguing, so I'm going to go with "Lost".
 
2014-01-11 11:51:36 PM  
Note to self:  If I ever want to kill someone, make sure to "get into argument with victim" over the gun, then shoot them.  You will only get reckless discharge of firearm, and continue on with your life.
 
2014-01-11 11:54:29 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said."

Um, what?

That's what you charge when someone shoots a gun in the air on New years, not someone who points a gun at someones head and pulls the trigger.


This it should at least be some sort of manslaughter.
 
2014-01-11 11:55:43 PM  
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

-Quote From Man Shot

 
2014-01-11 11:58:14 PM  
Just in time for International Kiss A Ginger Day
 
2014-01-12 12:06:36 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Sparkles' great grandma?


You!  I like you very much!
 
2014-01-12 12:10:30 AM  
Biggie Smalls done got his hair did.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-12 12:11:07 AM  
We insist that people have access to dangerous things like firearms and checking accounts.

The public schools won't address any of these subjects.

Then we have to put up with our sorry excuse of a media in the reporting of these completely unsurprising results.
 
2014-01-12 12:12:04 AM  

meow said the dog: I would love to hear the opinions of you.


You need more steak.

Good boy.
 
2014-01-12 12:13:28 AM  
The farked up thing is that I bet the argument went something like this:


Victim: Stop waving that gun around! You're going to kill someone!

Retard: Hell no, it's not going to fire! You're STUPID. It isn't just going to shoot motherfarker. Stop being a biatch!

Victim: You're being irresponsible, stop waving that goddamn gun around!! I'm serious!

Retard: Fark you!! It's NOT going to farking fire!!! Just look at how - /BANG
 
2014-01-12 12:17:11 AM  
Well.  There's your answer to the question

"What would have become of Donald Trump had he been born a poor black child"
 
2014-01-12 12:20:51 AM  
Oldiron_79

Reapthechaos:   "Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said."

Um, what?

That's what you charge when someone shoots a gun in the air on New years, not someone who points a gun at someones head and pulls the trigger.

This it should at least be some sort of manslaughter.


It is surprising.  Although in Illinois, it's not exactly a slap on the wrist - it's a felony and if convicted it's 1 to 3 years in prison.
 
2014-01-12 12:21:35 AM  
Lacking an insightful rebuttal, Willie Smith conceded to her main thesis.
 
2014-01-12 12:24:29 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Well.  There's your answer to the question

"What would have become of Donald Trump had he been born a poor black child"


www.filmbuffonline.com
 
2014-01-12 12:25:42 AM  

Apos: [ryanknapper.campknapper.net image 240x180]


When you stop to consider that it took over 7 million years of evolution for the arc of human history to arrive at just this event...I dunno; I think a more fitting graphic might be Galton impatiently rolling his eyes.
 
2014-01-12 12:34:27 AM  

meow said the dog: would love to hear the opinions of you.


She's retarded and her shiat's all farked up and her hair's weird.
Guilty.
 
2014-01-12 12:36:24 AM  
yet everyone must own a gun!  whaaaarrgggbbllll!


/is that even a good idea 'on paper'?
 
2014-01-12 12:37:20 AM  
She pointed a firearm at someone's head and pulled the trigger, why are there not murder charges?
 
2014-01-12 12:39:18 AM  

Kygz: She pointed a firearm at someone's head and pulled the trigger, why are there not murder charges?


Probably waiting for more evidence.  She's not going anywhere, so it gives the state time to build a case.
 
2014-01-12 12:47:06 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-12 12:48:07 AM  

Kygz: She pointed a firearm at someone's head and pulled the trigger, why are there not murder charges?


They were arguing. She was just standing her ground.
 
2014-01-12 12:49:09 AM  

buckler: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Wow, that even looks like he was shot in the eye.
 
2014-01-12 01:25:19 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Oldiron_79

Reapthechaos:   "Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said."

Um, what?

That's what you charge when someone shoots a gun in the air on New years, not someone who points a gun at someones head and pulls the trigger.

This it should at least be some sort of manslaughter.

It is surprising.  Although in Illinois, it's not exactly a slap on the wrist - it's a felony and if convicted it's 1 to 3 years in prison.


1-3 years....that's it? =/
 
2014-01-12 01:29:10 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Oldiron_79

Reapthechaos:   "Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said."

Um, what?

That's what you charge when someone shoots a gun in the air on New years, not someone who points a gun at someones head and pulls the trigger.

This it should at least be some sort of manslaughter.

It is surprising.  Although in Illinois, it's not exactly a slap on the wrist - it's a felony and if convicted it's 1 to 3 years in prison.



There's a lot of people who would take 1-3 years in prison to get rid of someone for good.
 
2014-01-12 01:32:18 AM  
Duck season!
 
2014-01-12 01:33:04 AM  
That's gotta be the only "discharge" she's given anyone in the last 30 years... Good god
 
2014-01-12 01:48:32 AM  
Ah, black people.  Don't ever change.
 
2014-01-12 02:22:35 AM  
FTFA : Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said.

Really?  Not murder, not manslaughter?  She pointed a loaded gun at someone and shot him in the face, resulting in death.  That's not "reckless discharge" that's "book 'em danno, murder one".
 
2014-01-12 03:13:42 AM  

JuggleGeek: FTFA : Joeann Smith, 52, was charged with one count of reckless discharge of a firearm, police said.

Really?  Not murder, not manslaughter?  She pointed a loaded gun at someone and shot him in the face, resulting in death.  That's not "reckless discharge" that's "book 'em danno, murder one".


*sigh*

Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being by another human with malice aforethought. Malice is defined as 1) the intent to kill; 2) the intent to cause grievous bodily harm; 3) acting with a reckless and wanton disregard of human life such that death or grievous bodily harm is the likely result; 4) felony murder (causing death in the course of another enumerated felony). For first degree murder, the state must prove a) premeditation (that the defendant killed the victim in cold blood) and b) deliberation (that the defendant stopped to think about the probable consequences of her act, even if only for a very brief time). For second-degree murder, only deliberation must be shown.

Now if you think you can get all of that, especially intent and premeditation, out of the circumstances as we've been given them, then you're the best attorney on the planet and in history. I seriously doubt that any normal prosecutor could get even manslaughter out of it, quite honestly.
 
2014-01-12 04:32:04 AM  

Mugato: Biggie Smalls done got his hair did.

[img.fark.net image 240x300]


I love it when you cal me Big Moppa
 
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