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(BBC)   The President of France is in hot water for...having an affair. With a...smoking hot actress. No, he really is in trouble. I mean it. Stop laughing   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 75
    More: Stupid, Francois Hollande, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Elysee Palace, French newspapers, involvement  
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2014-01-11 08:41:00 PM
Cherchez la femme!
 
2014-01-11 08:51:43 PM
My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"
 
2014-01-11 08:57:16 PM

Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"


It seems to have com with an Official Mistress, yes - who is called "his partner" these days.  This is his other mistress.
 
2014-01-11 08:58:35 PM

Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"


She's a keeper.
 
2014-01-11 08:59:18 PM
When did the French start caring about affairs?  Nicolas Sarkozy and his mistresses practically danced naked down the Champs-Élysées while he was still married to his first wife, and no one cared.
 
2014-01-11 09:00:26 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-11 09:04:19 PM

Mentat: When did the French start caring about affairs?  Nicolas Sarkozy and his mistresses practically danced naked down the Champs-Élysées while he was still married to his first wife, and no one cared.


Probably when an illicit affair killed Félix Faure...
 
2014-01-11 09:06:25 PM

Mentat: When did the French start caring about affairs?  Nicolas Sarkozy and his mistresses practically danced naked down the Champs-Élysées while he was still married to his first wife, and no one cared.


There's a classic photo of Mitterand's funeral where his mistress and his wife are in attendance.  I have no idea why the French would view this as a scandal.
 
2014-01-11 09:09:59 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: I have no idea why the French would view this as a scandal.


Maybe he's two-faced politician...ya know, like too many members of the Party of Personal Responsibility.
 
2014-01-11 09:16:05 PM
Insert whynotboth.jpg here.
 
2014-01-11 09:16:35 PM
When a dude like that can score a broad like her, well, he deserves a high-five.Or a fist bump. I'm not sure what the protocol is these days.
 
2014-01-11 09:18:05 PM
Back of a scooter, indeed.
 
2014-01-11 09:19:47 PM
Attractive? Very. Smoking hot? No.

By comparison? So are most Farkers.

/ ♫♪ is she really going out with him? ♪♫
 
2014-01-11 09:21:35 PM
1990 joke from Michel Gorbachev:

George {elder} Bush has 100 bodyguards. But one is a terrorist and he doesn't know which one it is.

Francois Mitterand has 100 lovers. But one has aids and he doesn't know which one it is.

I have 100 economic advisors. One of them is smart. But I don't know which one it is.

Anyway, carrying that thought around with me 24 years makes me wonder what the fuss is all about. It's France we're talking about here, right? France?
 
2014-01-11 09:24:03 PM

Mrtraveler01: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

She's a keeper.


True Dat.  :-)
 
2014-01-11 09:27:33 PM
Is this like the Johnny Weir thing, where the scandal isn't that he's with a man but that the man is Russian? Is his mistress American or something?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-01-11 09:28:30 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: It seems to have com with an Official Mistress, yes - who is called "his partner" these days.  This is his other mistress.


I can't help but think of Doug and Dimsdale Pirahna. Is there the other, other mistress too?
 
2014-01-11 09:35:59 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-01-11 09:42:13 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Attractive? Very. Smoking hot? No.

By comparison? So are most Farkers.

/ ♫♪ is she really going out with him? ♪♫


With ya. I did a GIS and she's barely British hot.
 
2014-01-11 09:46:35 PM
To have a mistress...  That is French.  To get caught with your mistress....   That is American.
 
2014-01-11 09:52:08 PM

fusillade762: ArcadianRefugee: Attractive? Very. Smoking hot? No.

By comparison? So are most Farkers.

/ ♫♪ is she really going out with him? ♪♫

With ya. I did a GIS and she's barely British hot.


i.imgur.com

/oblig
 
2014-01-11 10:07:52 PM

Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

Just 2?


cdn3.whatculture.com

/Le amateur!
 
2014-01-11 10:13:19 PM
So is she JFK mistress smoking hot or Bill Clinton mistress "smoking hot"
 
2014-01-11 10:13:24 PM
tontonmatt.free.fr

Gots nothin
 
2014-01-11 10:21:50 PM

macross87: Gots nothin


Have her sent to my quarters
 
2014-01-11 10:23:50 PM
I thought that was just assumed to be part of the job over there.
 
2014-01-11 10:23:59 PM

Mantour: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

Just 2?



/Le amateur!


LBJ was said to have been unimpressed with JFKs skills at picking up mistresses even thouh the rest of the world thought it was good, I just wannna know how much tail LBJ was getting to have that oppinion.
 
2014-01-11 10:38:34 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

It seems to have com with an Official Mistress, yes - who is called "his partner" these days.  This is his other mistress.


Not to mention that he threw his ex-wife and four kids under the bus so he could have all these affairs.
 
2014-01-11 10:40:38 PM

Oldiron_79: Mantour: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

Just 2?



/Le amateur!

LBJ was said to have been unimpressed with JFKs skills at picking up mistresses even thouh the rest of the world thought it was good, I just wannna know how much tail LBJ was getting to have that oppinion.


Quite a lot from what I hear. He was also apparently hung like a horse and loved to whip it out any chance he got, including to foreign heads of state.
 
2014-01-11 10:55:15 PM
Look up the death of Félix François Faure
 
2014-01-11 11:02:25 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Attractive? Very. Smoking hot? No.

By comparison? So are most Farkers.

/ ♫♪ is she really going out with him? ♪♫


When you put "smoking hot" in the headline, you're supposed to link to the Sun or the Daily Fail, and "smoking hot" is supposed to mean "kill it with fire".
 
2014-01-11 11:04:32 PM

Gaddiel: Oldiron_79: Mantour: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

Just 2?



/Le amateur!

LBJ was said to have been unimpressed with JFKs skills at picking up mistresses even thouh the rest of the world thought it was good, I just wannna know how much tail LBJ was getting to have that oppinion.

Quite a lot from what I hear. He was also apparently hung like a horse and loved to whip it out any chance he got, including to foreign heads of state.


Well as an ugly but hung guy I will whip mine out on any occassion where it would not be completely wrong.
 
2014-01-11 11:07:14 PM

Gaddiel: Oldiron_79: Mantour: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

Just 2?

/Le amateur!

LBJ was said to have been unimpressed with JFKs skills at picking up mistresses even thouh the rest of the world thought it was good, I just wannna know how much tail LBJ was getting to have that oppinion.

Quite a lot from what I hear. He was also apparently hung like a horse and loved to whip it out any chance he got, including to foreign heads of state.


Makes you wonder what nickname the SS gave him...
 
2014-01-11 11:16:09 PM

Mantour: Gaddiel: Oldiron_79: Mantour: Somacandra: My wife opined "Doesn't the Presidency of France come with a complimentary mistress or two already?"

Just 2?

/Le amateur!

LBJ was said to have been unimpressed with JFKs skills at picking up mistresses even thouh the rest of the world thought it was good, I just wannna know how much tail LBJ was getting to have that oppinion.

Quite a lot from what I hear. He was also apparently hung like a horse and loved to whip it out any chance he got, including to foreign heads of state.

Makes you wonder what nickname the SS gave him...


Well I duno what his SS codename was but according to nndb his nickname for his cawk was Jumbo.
 
2014-01-11 11:17:17 PM
NSFW:   www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/725412/ julie-gayet-and-smoking-gallery.jpg

Safer;

cdn-premiere.ladmedia.fr
 
2014-01-11 11:29:59 PM

Mentat: When did the French start caring about affairs?  Nicolas Sarkozy and his mistresses practically danced naked down the Champs-Élysées while he was still married to his first wife, and no one cared.



I'm guessing that the unspoken truth is that they're mad that he won't brag about it.
 
2014-01-11 11:49:02 PM
img.fark.net

I'd hit it.
With a loaf of French bread.
 
2014-01-11 11:50:59 PM
cdn.breitbart.com
 
2014-01-11 11:57:26 PM

Somacandra: fusillade762: ArcadianRefugee: Attractive? Very. Smoking hot? No.

By comparison? So are most Farkers.

/ ♫♪ is she really going out with him? ♪♫

With ya. I did a GIS and she's barely British hot.

[i.imgur.com image 608x480]

/oblig


Hey, you put "France" and "smoking hot" in the headline and I expect the bar to be raised a bit.
 
2014-01-12 12:12:42 AM
I think he's scored either way.  His official "partner" is quite attractive, too.
 
2014-01-12 12:17:09 AM

fusillade762: Somacandra: fusillade762: ArcadianRefugee: Attractive? Very. Smoking hot? No.

By comparison? So are most Farkers.

/ ♫♪ is she really going out with him? ♪♫

With ya. I did a GIS and she's barely British hot.

[i.imgur.com image 608x480]

/oblig

Hey, you put "France" and "smoking hot" in the headline and I expect the bar to be raised a bit.


Dude, look at him then look at her. Now tell me that for him that's not a scalding hot pile of liquid sex in high heels.

And cherry picked shiatty pic aside, a GIS of her shows a pretty damn attractive woman in general.
 
2014-01-12 12:19:37 AM

TwistedIvory: When a dude like that can score a broad like her, well, he deserves a high-five.Or a fist bump. I'm not sure what the protocol is these days.


You mean an immensely wealthy, powerful man? Yeah, what are the odds a chick will be attracted to a guy like that.
 
2014-01-12 12:24:31 AM
Both his partners look just a little past their prime, but not as much as he is.
 
2014-01-12 12:38:44 AM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Mentat: When did the French start caring about affairs?  Nicolas Sarkozy and his mistresses practically danced naked down the Champs-Élysées while he was still married to his first wife, and no one cared.

There's a classic photo of Mitterand's funeral where his mistress and his wife are in attendance.  I have no idea why the French would view this as a scandal.


Yep. First thing I thought of.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-12 12:49:49 AM

Oldiron_79: So is she JFK mistress smoking hot or Bill Clinton mistress "smoking hot"



Technically speaking, Monica Lewinsky didn't actually smoke the cigar.
 
2014-01-12 12:51:01 AM
Time to prep those job numbers for next month. We're exporting sex scandals to the rest of the world now!
 
2014-01-12 12:55:24 AM
He traded a long time wife for a 40ish partner, then traded in for another 40ish partner.

I think he has a thing for 40ish MILFs.
 
2014-01-12 12:56:29 AM

Snarfangel: Oldiron_79: So is she JFK mistress smoking hot or Bill Clinton mistress "smoking hot"


Technically speaking, Monica Lewinsky didn't actually smoke the cigar.


Well it depends on what your definition of the word "is " is.
 
2014-01-12 01:14:14 AM
I'm sorry but I'm staring at those and they look like doorknobs not hooters.
 
2014-01-12 01:35:31 AM
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