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(Daily Mail)   Protip: naming your daughter "Sparkles" guarantees she will turn out like this   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 315
    More: Obvious, road rage, sorority  
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31259 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2014 at 8:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-11 04:44:29 PM  
Isn't it Sweden or Denmark where they can reject parents' name choices?
 
2014-01-11 04:51:27 PM  
I was expecting a pole would be involved

/I am disappoint
 
2014-01-11 05:04:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I was expecting a pole would be involved

/I am disappoint


So were her parents.  That was their college fund plan for her.  They just were giving her an early start.
 
2014-01-11 05:35:59 PM  
Let's go to the mall
 
2014-01-11 05:56:49 PM  
Just goes to show a name means nothing if Sparkles is worse than Kilgore.
 
2014-01-11 06:06:38 PM  

Slaxl: Just goes to show a name means nothing if Sparkles is worse than Kilgore.


One is a given first name, the other is a last name.
 
2014-01-11 07:07:39 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
I bet she was jawing off.
 
2014-01-11 07:07:52 PM  
I was expecting lap dances or handies.
 
2014-01-11 07:09:38 PM  
Add me to the pile who expected "Stripper".
 
2014-01-11 07:41:14 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

i1042.photobucket.com

I don't see the resemblance.
 
2014-01-11 08:06:39 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
I bet she was jawing off.


There is something very odd about that image...all the angles and proportions seem off...
 
2014-01-11 08:07:14 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
I bet she was jawing off.


What the hell kind of bad photoshop is that?
 
2014-01-11 08:09:03 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
I bet she was jawing off.


Now there is a face made for anime...
 
2014-01-11 08:11:42 PM  
I was expecting a stripper

I am disappoint
 
2014-01-11 08:14:03 PM  
Sparkles is a name for a:

1. Stripper
2. Drag Queen
3. Cat
 
2014-01-11 08:14:17 PM  
Is subby a professional child namer?
 
2014-01-11 08:15:02 PM  

Glitchwerks: farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
I bet she was jawing off.

What the hell kind of bad photoshop is that?


Looks like a bad police composite.
 
2014-01-11 08:15:09 PM  
Can't they pick a picture where she wasnt playing with face distortion software?
 
2014-01-11 08:16:27 PM  
Was expecting a stripper fight.
 
2014-01-11 08:17:57 PM  
So some dimwit shot and killed another human being in a road rage incident, and you schmucks are getting hung up on her name?

clauderainsshocked.jpg
 
2014-01-11 08:18:02 PM  
Those names should be reversed
 
2014-01-11 08:18:17 PM  
So, yeah, cold blooded first degree murder, cause, hey I'm driving and sh*t up in here.  USA! USA!
 
2014-01-11 08:18:38 PM  
this is not nice, or cool, or even funny.

but to go on record as saying the slain woman was your "ride or die" best friend just makes it sound like...

well.. you fill in the blank.
 
2014-01-11 08:18:50 PM  
image.blingee.com

The magic is real.
 
2014-01-11 08:19:25 PM  
Drop her on a remote island along with other folks who do this kind of shiat.

/ not a death penalty fan
// don't see any good reason to warehouse them though
 
2014-01-11 08:20:29 PM  
Has anyone interviewed Sparkles' relatives yet?  I need to hear how, "She didn't have no gun!"
 
2014-01-11 08:20:42 PM  
I doubt my commitment to Sparkles' motions.
 
2014-01-11 08:20:57 PM  
Somehow I don't she is going to can claim "affluenza" and get off with probation.
 
2014-01-11 08:21:02 PM  

Tillmaster: So some dimwit shot and killed another human being in a road rage incident, and you schmucks are getting hung up on her name?

clauderainsshocked.jpg


Because "some dimwit shot and killed another human being" is so incredibly Farkworthy otherwise.
 
2014-01-11 08:21:30 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Sparkles is a name for a:

1. Stripper
2. Drag Queen
3. Cat


4. Vampire
 
2014-01-11 08:21:47 PM  
Years later, the people of Cobb County would point to this event as the beginning of the beef between Gamma Phi Beta and the Kinnesaw Korner Kats that resulted in so many senseless deaths.
 
2014-01-11 08:22:05 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Sparkles is a name for a:

1. Stripper
2. Drag Queen
3. Cat


4. My Pretty Pony
 
2014-01-11 08:23:26 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Farkworthy


blog.angelatung.com 

          "You keep using that word.
     I think that word is a load of sh*t."
 
2014-01-11 08:24:46 PM  
Up next on FOX... When Alicorns Attack.
 
2014-01-11 08:25:36 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
I bet she was jawing off.


Please let that be a picture of a picture.
 
2014-01-11 08:25:50 PM  

skinink: I doubt my commitment to Sparkles' motions.


That was excellent. Thank you.
 
2014-01-11 08:27:38 PM  

i.dailymail.co.uk

No Barbie-lookin' mothahfarker is gonna get up in my face and diss me.

 
2014-01-11 08:27:38 PM  

sobriquet by any other name: this is not nice, or cool, or even funny.

but to go on record as saying the slain woman was your "ride or die" best friend just makes it sound like...

well.. you fill in the blank.



...die, I guess?  How many guesses do I get?
 
2014-01-11 08:27:40 PM  
Sparkles could have been a family name.
Maybe her 32 year old grandmother was named Sparkles.
 
2014-01-11 08:27:52 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
I bet she was jawing off.

There is something very odd about that image...all the angles and proportions seem off...


I also thought it looked odd. Glad to find I'm not the only one.
 
2014-01-11 08:28:07 PM  
Gun ownership is mandatory by law in Kennesaw I believe - http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/5c1b6a72-c5eb-11df-b53e-00144feab49a.html#sl ide0

Next time follow the law, victim!
 
2014-01-11 08:28:32 PM  

Snarfangel: Macular Degenerate: Sparkles is a name for a:

1. Stripper
2. Drag Queen
3. Cat

4. Vampire


5. My Vajayjay
 
2014-01-11 08:30:01 PM  

BadReligion: skinink: I doubt my commitment to Sparkles' motions.

That was excellent. Thank you.


< pedantic >
It was SparkleMotion.

< \pedantic >
 
2014-01-11 08:30:42 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Sparkles could have been a family name.
Maybe her 32 year old grandmother's stage name was named Sparkles.


FTFY
 
2014-01-11 08:30:58 PM  
I would have thought the white girl was more of a Sparkles. The black girl looks more like Brenda or Splenda.
 
2014-01-11 08:31:17 PM  

ZzeusS: sobriquet by any other name: this is not nice, or cool, or even funny.

but to go on record as saying the slain woman was your "ride or die" best friend just makes it sound like...

well.. you fill in the blank.


...die, I guess?  How many guesses do I get?


It's a trick question.  She was both at the same time.
 
2014-01-11 08:31:43 PM  

PawisBetlog: BadReligion: skinink: I doubt my commitment to Sparkles' motions.

That was excellent. Thank you.

< pedantic >
It was SparkleMotion.

< \pedantic >


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2014-01-11 08:32:43 PM  

bunner: So, yeah, cold blooded first degree murder, cause, hey I'm driving and sh*t up in here.  USA! USA!


Probably second degree. Doesn't first degree require premeditation?

/Not a lawyer.
 
2014-01-11 08:33:09 PM  

kronicfeld: Let's go to the mall


LOL!  First thing I thought of too...gmta and all that.

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-01-11 08:33:50 PM  
Is there really such a thing as an EX con? I mean, con means convict, someone who has been convicted. So unless your conviction is later overturned, even if you are out of jail, you are still a person who has been convicted.

Sparkles especially doesn't strike me as an EX con. She's pretty much been an out-walking-around con. Until now.

I really hope the judge decides she's had enough second chances and throws away the key this time. Based on her choices thus far, I'm thinking she's probably never going to learn the correct social skills to live out among 'em.
 
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