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2014-01-11 03:06:19 PM
Have fun storming the castle!
 
2014-01-11 03:13:22 PM
He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.
 
2014-01-11 04:21:18 PM
Ben Foster Dated Ellen Page? Sounds like an excuse for an Ellen Page photo thread.
 
2014-01-11 05:04:13 PM
He's after the daughter. Book it. Done.
 
2014-01-11 05:06:53 PM
At my grandma's funeral a couple of months back, and her preacher starts the service:

"We awe heaw to wemembew and cewebwate ..."

Damn you, Peter Cook, I nearly, NEARLY, busted out laughing uncontrollably *during my grandmother's funeral*
 
2014-01-11 05:15:48 PM

macadamnut: He's after the daughter. Book it. Done.


This.

Also, does "that's a hard 33" work for guys too?
 
2014-01-11 05:17:48 PM
Your true love lives. And you marry another. True love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!

/Grats to Humperdink for finally marrying her
 
2014-01-11 05:18:03 PM
I heard they can't have kids because she's inconceivable.
 
2014-01-11 05:24:56 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.


He's not a smart man, but he knows what love is.
 
2014-01-11 05:33:05 PM
Peter Cook is still dead.
 
2014-01-11 05:42:55 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.


Agreed. On the plus side he did just get called a "toy boy fiance" by the Daily Mail which amused me.
 
2014-01-11 05:48:39 PM
Twoo Wuv.
 
mhd
2014-01-11 05:51:45 PM
Ah, the guy who was gloriously miscast as Warren Worthington III, and whom I always confuse with Giovanni Ribisi.

Good for him. Robin Wright still looked pretty amazing in House of Cards.
 
2014-01-11 05:56:35 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.


thegreatwesternmovies.com
Shut yer mouth, he was damn good in 3:10 to Yuma.
 
2014-01-11 05:57:27 PM

macadamnut: He's after the daughter. Book it. Done.


I was actually going to ask how long after dating the mother is the appropriate time to make a move on the daughter?
 
2014-01-11 06:13:34 PM
Surprised being married to Penn didn't sour her on actors for good.


Trocadero: Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.

[thegreatwesternmovies.com image 838x588]
Shut yer mouth, he was damn good in 3:10 to Yuma.


And I liked Pandorum. Though I think I may be the only one.
 
2014-01-11 06:26:38 PM
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"Magwa does not bring people together, he will eat.. oh, wait.  Thought you said my name."
 
2014-01-11 06:31:09 PM

fusillade762: And I liked Pandorum. Though I think I may be the only one.


Nope. Liked it too.
 
2014-01-11 06:43:49 PM

GonzoNihilist: macadamnut: He's after the daughter. Book it. Done.

I was actually going to ask how long after dating the mother is the appropriate time to make a move on the daughter?


Why not both?
 
2014-01-11 06:48:11 PM

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/Yes I would.
 
2014-01-11 06:57:37 PM
Ben Foster is an extremely underrated actor in my opinion, and completely stole the show in 3:10 to Yuma, along with a number of other movies he's been in...
 
2014-01-11 06:57:48 PM
Robin Wright is gorgeous.  Not that anyone should be surprised, but goddamn her daughter is smoking hot.  Ben Foster is a pretty good actor but hasn't had any major breakout roles.
 
2014-01-11 07:12:30 PM

GonzoNihilist: macadamnut: He's after the daughter. Book it. Done.

I was actually going to ask how long after dating the mother is the appropriate time to make a move on the daughter?



Trouble with that is, you'd run the risk of pissing off Sean Penn, who A. is batshiat insane and has a history of violent outbursts, and B. can sabotage your career to the point where you're doing dinner theater in Flagstaff.
 
2014-01-11 07:12:58 PM
Ben Foster in Warcraft movie? Tell me more...
 
2014-01-11 07:16:59 PM

thetrenchcoat: I heard they can't have kids because she's inconceivable.


You keep using that word...
 
2014-01-11 07:58:59 PM
He won't do any... Harm
 
2014-01-11 08:00:14 PM
Did you know that in his first role ever, he played the next-door neighbor of Jewel Staite?

I'm just saying, even though Robin Wright is still hot, it seems like a step down...
 
2014-01-11 08:01:44 PM
I really dislike Robin with that short hair, but yeah, she's still very cute.
 
2014-01-11 08:12:33 PM
its "toogevva"
 
2014-01-11 08:47:03 PM
I still absolutely hate watching Forrest Gump because of her.  Not because she's bad, but because she's essentially playing my best friend (well, with a bit of a twist, but I won't get into that here).  Hell, she almost looks now like Robin looked back then.
 
2014-01-11 08:51:26 PM

IlGreven: Did you know that in his first role ever, he played the next-door neighbor of Jewel Staite?

I'm just saying, even though Robin Wright is still hot, it seems like a step down...


FlashForward. Good old Tuck and Becca. Also feature Ryan Gosling as Scott Stucky.
 
2014-01-11 09:15:46 PM

Trocadero: Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.

[thegreatwesternmovies.com image 838x588]
Shut yer mouth, he was damn good in 3:10 to Yuma.


Charlie Prince's Bride?

/Excellent movie.
 
2014-01-12 12:53:18 AM
What an odd pairing. But good luck to them.
 
2014-01-12 01:45:37 AM

stoli n coke: GonzoNihilist: macadamnut: He's after the daughter. Book it. Done.

I was actually going to ask how long after dating the mother is the appropriate time to make a move on the daughter?


Trouble with that is, you'd run the risk of pissing off Sean Penn, who A. is batshiat insane and has a history of violent outbursts, and B. can sabotage your career to the point where you're doing dinner theater in Flagstaff.


Don't forget C: Has enough money to easily have you kidnapped, drugged, get doctors to perform SRS without your consent, and then sell you to a Thailand brothel.
 
2014-01-12 01:49:22 AM

mhd: Ah, the guy who was gloriously miscast as Warren Worthington III, and whom I always confuse with Giovanni Ribisi.

Good for him. Robin Wright still looked pretty amazing in House of Cards.


Ben Foster steals almost every movie he's in.  "The Messenger" was a tour de force for him, even with the rest of the cast (Woody Harrelson especially) turning in extraordinary performances.
 
2014-01-12 03:03:57 AM
That would be a heck of a mother-daughter threesome.
 
2014-01-12 03:27:11 AM

Trocadero: Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.


Shut yer mouth, he was damn good in 3:10 to Yuma.


That movie was bad. One of the few I kind of wish I hadn't even watched. He did well enough though.

Hell he was about the only character written with a semblance of character motivation.
 
2014-01-12 03:30:55 AM
What have I seen him in.. (looks up Ben Foster)  X3?  Well, I don't think he made it worse.
 
2014-01-12 04:58:28 AM
I like Ben Foster in everything I've seen him in. I recommend Liberty Heights if you haven't seen it. Also someone up-thread mentioned The Messenger. That's definitely worth watching too.
 
2014-01-12 07:19:22 AM
She get weirder looking as she gets older
 
2014-01-12 07:26:48 AM

abhorrent1: She get weirder looking as she gets older


Stay tuned for a very special exposé by Ric Romero: "Aging changes physical appearance."
 
2014-01-12 08:12:05 AM

docmattic: abhorrent1: She get weirder looking as she gets older

Stay tuned for a very special exposé by Ric Romero: "Aging changes physical appearance."


I don't mean like that. It's not just aging features. Maybe it's the haircut or something but she seems to be slowly turning into a man.
 
2014-01-12 08:24:30 AM
Funny, I'm in my 40s and just last night my wife and I watched TPB movie for the first time. I think it's one of those movies that you had to see as a kid to fully appreciate. A couple of chuckles is all I could manage.
 
2014-01-12 08:26:50 AM

b0rscht: Funny, I'm in my 40s and just last night my wife and I watched TPB movie for the first time. I think it's one of those movies that you had to see as a kid to fully appreciate. A couple of chuckles is all I could manage.


Then you are dead inside. Try reading Goldman's book (or, better yet, the original Morgenstern).
 
2014-01-12 08:57:13 AM

b0rscht: Funny, I'm in my 40s and just last night my wife and I watched TPB movie for the first time. I think it's one of those movies that you had to see as a kid to fully appreciate. A couple of chuckles is all I could manage.


There is literally something physically wrong with you. I'm serious. I would make a Dr.'s appointment forthwith. I don't want to scare you but you may be missing a heart. And a soul. And any discernable emotion.
 
2014-01-12 10:18:51 AM
...and divorce in 3, 2, 1...
 
2014-01-12 10:23:22 AM

darch: b0rscht: Funny, I'm in my 40s and just last night my wife and I watched TPB movie for the first time. I think it's one of those movies that you had to see as a kid to fully appreciate. A couple of chuckles is all I could manage.

There is literally something physically wrong with you. I'm serious. I would make a Dr.'s appointment forthwith. I don't want to scare you but you may be missing a heart. And a soul. And any discernable emotion.


The technical term is "sociopath".  They probably have multiple bodies buried in the basement.
 
2014-01-12 11:54:16 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: He looks like a complete and utter douchebag who cannot believe his luck.


He looks like the brother of the guy Sandra Bullock dumped. Must be the type you fancy when the ovaries start to shrivel.
 
2014-01-12 08:27:04 PM
I agree that Foster is underrated. Hell he even stole the show for his small part in My Name is Earl
 
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