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(Craigslist)   Hey ladies, how much would you charge for a pie in the face? I'm asking for a friend   ( divider line
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605 clicks; posted to FarkUs » on 11 Jan 2014 at 6:53 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-11 02:12:31 PM  
If I'm paying, which I'm not, I'd say $30 is fair for a few pies at once.
2014-01-11 04:20:16 PM  
Sixty-nine dollars.  Duh.
2014-01-11 04:46:30 PM  
2014-01-11 05:32:41 PM  
Is that code?
2014-01-11 06:50:24 PM  
Look, just get yourself a hooker, it'll cost you a bit more, but you get to fark her afterwards. Or go to your local improv troop they'll probably let you do it for free
2014-01-11 07:30:49 PM  
Years ago the photolab I worked at had a customer called Pieman. Getting a pie in the face was his stchick  and his fetish, he used to bring in rolls of film of himself taking pies from strippers.

/yes he actually went by Pieman
2014-01-11 10:43:39 PM  
The last time I offered a woman a cream pie, I got slapped.
2014-01-12 09:27:57 AM  
I have only done this once before. Safety not guaranteed. Must bring your own 3 Stooges sound track.
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