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(Mirror.co.uk)   No corkscrew? No problem. Here's how to open a bottle of wine with a shoe   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 27
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4255 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Jan 2014 at 4:58 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-11 05:01:45 PM  
Facebook videos are news now?
 
2014-01-11 05:06:52 PM  
 
2014-01-11 05:19:52 PM  

MrEricSir: And here's how to open a toilet with a bottle of wine.


Why people take food or drink into a shiatting/pissing room escapes me.
 
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2014-01-11 05:30:17 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: MrEricSir: And here's how to open a toilet with a bottle of wine.

Why people take food or drink into a shiatting/pissing room escapes me.


To save time.
 
2014-01-11 05:40:55 PM  

MrEricSir: And here's how to open a toilet with a bottle of wine.


Why do I need a bottle of wine to open a toilet?
 
2014-01-11 05:49:37 PM  

905: Benjimin_Dover: MrEricSir: And here's how to open a toilet with a bottle of wine.

Why people take food or drink into a shiatting/pissing room escapes me.

To save time.


Plus, if you're drunk enough, there's that odd sensation that what you're pouring down your throat is going straight through and coming our your peener.
 
2014-01-11 05:55:04 PM  

sinanju: 905: Benjimin_Dover: MrEricSir: And here's how to open a toilet with a bottle of wine.

Why people take food or drink into a shiatting/pissing room escapes me.

To save time.

Plus, if you're drunk enough, there's that odd sensation that what you're pouring down your throat is going straight through and coming our your peener.


When I get drunk "enough," I'm not making the effort to go to some room to take care of it. That's why God gave us carpets.
 
2014-01-11 05:58:07 PM  
That is kinda cool
 
2014-01-11 06:00:38 PM  
Or you could use a pretty girls door.
 
2014-01-11 06:10:32 PM  
The best thing I learned in college was how to open a bottle of beer with a lighter.  Never fails to impress the other drunks.
 
2014-01-11 06:47:57 PM  
Meh

Saber that bottle.

www.foodrepublic.com
 
2014-01-11 08:00:08 PM  
Doesn't work; girlfriend and I tried this a couple of years ago (nice to see it making the rounds again)
 
2014-01-11 08:02:30 PM  
It's not cavitation. It's water (wine?) hammer. And that methods going to kick up all of the sediment in the bottle making it undrinkable for the near future unless you decant it through a filter.
 
2014-01-11 08:48:02 PM  
Not sure I understand the problem.

blog.oregonlive.com
 
2014-01-11 09:18:23 PM  
Awesome!

I'm gonna try it.
 
2014-01-11 09:20:00 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Doesn't work; girlfriend and I tried this a couple of years ago (nice to see it making the rounds again)


Doesn't work? :(

What happened?
 
2014-01-11 10:06:04 PM  

Radioactive Ass: It's not cavitation. It's water (wine?) hammer. And that methods going to kick up all of the sediment in the bottle making it undrinkable for the near future unless you decant it through a filter.


That's what I was thinking... I'm usually of the "it gets me drunk so it's good wine!" persuasion, but I understand that some people are ridiculously finicky about how it's stored and poured and such (nttawwt). I guess this would be a pretty fun way to annoy the piss out of those people, if nothing else.
 
2014-01-11 10:45:28 PM  
Well, maybe not a "really nice" bottle of wine...

Those have throw and this is like putting the bottle through a paint mixer. Not a good thing to do.
 
2014-01-11 11:38:53 PM  
Who uses a shoe ... Honestly?
 
2014-01-12 01:27:26 AM  

Radioactive Ass: It's not cavitation. It's water (wine?) hammer. And that methods going to kick up all of the sediment in the bottle making it undrinkable for the near future unless you decant it through a filter.


I second this. and will wait for the inside the bottle video.
water hammer at the front of the bottle willhammer to the back of the bottle and be amplified by the funnel in the neck.
 
2014-01-12 02:55:42 AM  

the cake is a pie: That's what I was thinking... I'm usually of the "it gets me drunk so it's good wine!" persuasion, but I understand that some people are ridiculously finicky about how it's stored and poured and such (nttawwt). I guess this would be a pretty fun way to annoy the piss out of those people, if nothing else.


I'm not terribly picky about wine myself (two buck chuck FTW as far as I'm concerned), but this method would probably make the wine gritty if it's of a better quality than that.
 
2014-01-12 08:30:22 AM  

KawaiiNot: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Doesn't work; girlfriend and I tried this a couple of years ago (nice to see it making the rounds again)

Doesn't work? :(

What happened?


It doesn't work if you are hitting your girlfriend with the bottle in one hand and the shoe in the other.
 
2014-01-12 09:08:51 AM  

Bumblefark: Not sure I understand the problem.

[blog.oregonlive.com image 321x370]


I can see your problem
 
2014-01-12 09:25:26 AM  

flucto: Bumblefark: Not sure I understand the problem.

[blog.oregonlive.com image 321x370]

I can see your problem


Screw tops are better for the wine. Corks are a holdover from pre-tech days.

It's as if everyone clung to their 12-inch VGA monitors because tradition. Except your old VGA monitor still occasionally destroys your hard drive when it shorts out,

/pedants may insert better analogy here
 
2014-01-12 11:20:05 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Screw tops are better for the wine.


I am aware of this theory and yet none of the wines I want come with screw tops.
 
2014-01-12 07:14:16 PM  
Um...just push the cork into the bottle with a pen?...
 
2014-01-13 02:38:22 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: MrEricSir: And here's how to open a toilet with a bottle of wine.

Why people take food or drink into a shiatting/pissing room escapes me.


Cause some people have a problem with breastfeeding at the dinner table...prudes.
 
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