Shrink: I'm no bog troll, but during the vast majority of my work and client interactions I'm usually wearing ratty boxer shorts and a stained white t-shirt and I haven't showered or shaved; on several occasions I've conducted conference calls with CEO's and Medical Directors of major healthcare organizations (I'm looking at you Blue Cross Blue Shield) while sitting on the toilet taking a shiat./just have to remember to hit "mute" before the kerplunk//works from home///makes good money despite average looks
Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Question: What are the financial ramifications of being ugly but hung like a moose?Answer: I'll tell ya in five years.As an ugly but hung guy, your odds of getting laid on a given night at the bar are about the same as an ugly guy with a small cawk.
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