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(The Atlantic)   The financial benefits of being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. Which is something all Farkers can relate to, obviously   (m.theatlantic.com) divider line 13
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2014-01-11 04:14:50 PM  
3 votes:

www.schnarff.com


I'm, too sexy for my chin.

2014-01-11 06:41:51 PM  
1 votes:
I would benefit from getting a little more sunlight, but my puny muscles rebel against climbing the stairs out of my basement. I wish I could report that I wasn't really poor, but, alas, I don't even have a working refrigerator and have to wash my Cheetos down with room temperature Mountain Dew. Thankfully my girlfriend (she's from Canada, you don't know her) loves me the way I am. I used to be quite wealthy, but I mistakenly bought some Adidas from Amazon and my fortune disappeared.
2014-01-11 05:00:39 PM  
1 votes:
www.mbird.com
2014-01-11 04:56:43 PM  
1 votes:
In the abstract, I'd probably be doing alright. But, I have this thing where I look broody and pissed-off, even when I'm smiling.

/which I never do.
//Because I'm broody and pissed-off.
2014-01-11 04:47:36 PM  
1 votes:
I'm so handsome chicks throw money at me on the street. True, it's mostly coins, but hey.
2014-01-11 04:31:47 PM  
1 votes:
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-11 04:28:31 PM  
1 votes:

Shrink: I'm no bog troll, but during the vast majority of my work and client interactions I'm usually wearing ratty boxer shorts and a stained white t-shirt and I haven't showered or shaved; on several occasions I've conducted conference calls with CEO's and Medical Directors of major healthcare organizations (I'm looking at you Blue Cross Blue Shield) while sitting on the toilet taking a shiat.

/just have to remember to hit "mute" before the kerplunk
//works from home
///makes good money despite average looks


I guess this is as good a place as any, we haven't had the heart to tell you but we switched to video conferencing months ago.  Yes, we are all excellent poker players.
2014-01-11 04:26:12 PM  
1 votes:
I myself am actually quite handsome.

I don't have anything to contribute to this thread, just sort of putting that out there.
2014-01-11 04:23:22 PM  
1 votes:
I'm no bog troll, but during the vast majority of my work and client interactions I'm usually wearing ratty boxer shorts and a stained white t-shirt and I haven't showered or shaved; on several occasions I've conducted conference calls with CEO's and Medical Directors of major healthcare organizations (I'm looking at you Blue Cross Blue Shield) while sitting on the toilet taking a shiat.

/just have to remember to hit "mute" before the kerplunk
//works from home
///makes good money despite average looks
2014-01-11 04:20:38 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Question: What are the financial ramifications of being ugly but hung like a moose?

Answer: I'll tell ya in five years.

As an ugly but hung guy, your odds of getting laid on a given night at the bar are about the same as an ugly guy with a small cawk.


Well thank god I was just kidding.  I'm actually hung like a gerbil.
2014-01-11 04:17:27 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
2014-01-11 04:12:39 PM  
1 votes:
media.giphy.com
2014-01-11 04:11:39 PM  
1 votes:
The downside is that still you too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
 
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