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(The Raw Story) NewsFlash Ariel Sharon is no longer in a coma   (rawstory.com) divider line 76
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2014-01-11 10:37:54 AM
10 votes:

www.madeinmichiganpolitics.com

Still here, biatches!
2014-01-11 10:41:29 AM
8 votes:
img.fark.net

RIP Ariels
2014-01-11 10:30:18 AM
8 votes:
I bet Ariel will have a Helvetica funeral.
2014-01-11 11:44:55 AM
6 votes:
Burial Sharon

/woulda been my headline
2014-01-11 10:27:37 AM
6 votes:
RIP aerial

img.fark.net
2014-01-11 10:21:16 AM
5 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com


RIP Area of Sharon

2014-01-11 10:18:08 AM
5 votes:
RIP PRINCESS ARIEL
2014-01-11 01:16:06 PM
4 votes:
RIP.

Ariel was a font of political wisdom in troubling times new roman.
2014-01-11 10:33:39 AM
4 votes:
Sharon... Sharoff
2014-01-11 10:29:51 AM
4 votes:
farm2.staticflickr.com
Goodbye, Aerials. Shalom.
2014-01-11 10:16:14 AM
4 votes:
At least he got out of that coma.
2014-01-11 01:06:11 PM
3 votes:

Matthew Keene: HighlanderRPI: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239]
RIP Sharon

You know how my parents began to suspect I was gay? My friends thought Annette Funicello was cute, while I had the hots for Cubby.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x283]


It was particularly disturbing to them that you were 23 at the time.
2014-01-11 11:55:57 AM
3 votes:
lafinjack.net

Too soon?
2014-01-11 11:42:45 AM
3 votes:
Damn you, jatykay!

Oh, and I'm surprised no one has posted this yet...

i53.tinypic.com
2014-01-11 10:48:47 AM
3 votes:
Shel Silverstein warned us. If you give a guy two girl's names, he's gonna grow up mean.
2014-01-11 10:22:50 AM
3 votes:
Die Sharon-a

/meant as a funny
2014-01-11 10:17:52 AM
3 votes:
i411.photobucket.com
2014-01-11 01:57:21 PM
2 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: Do you get a govt stipend for the work you do on the net?


Yes, and i get a bonus if anyone asks that question.
2014-01-11 01:02:00 PM
2 votes:

upload.wikimedia.org


RIP Charon

2014-01-11 11:37:42 AM
2 votes:

urger: [www.madeinmichiganpolitics.com image 250x286]Still here, biatches!


So's this man:
img.photobucket.com

/THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
2014-01-11 11:07:07 AM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. ROSE OF SHARON
2014-01-11 11:03:54 AM
2 votes:
Ill be pissed if they bury him next to Curly Howard.
2014-01-11 10:36:34 AM
2 votes:
David Berkowitz's polar opposite dead at 85.
2014-01-11 10:25:53 AM
2 votes:
i299.photobucket.com
GBB
2014-01-11 10:24:50 AM
2 votes:
My, ay, ay, ay ,ay, Woooo!


auriculardigital.files.wordpress.com

RIP Sharona
2014-01-11 10:23:40 AM
2 votes:

I LEFT THIS WORLD
www.ariel-sharon-life-story.com
IT'S TOO CURRENT

2014-01-11 10:21:58 AM
2 votes:

anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com

RIP ARIEL

2014-01-11 10:21:29 AM
2 votes:
See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.
2014-01-11 10:19:15 AM
2 votes:

i1.ytimg.com


RIP Billdozer

2014-01-11 10:17:51 AM
2 votes:
I read yesterday that his death would be the start of the apocalypse.  So now that he is dead do I need to run errands today?
2014-01-11 10:04:03 AM
2 votes:
i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.
2014-01-11 08:58:14 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
RIP AERIAL VIEW
2014-01-11 08:42:23 PM
1 votes:
byeeee sharona

/yeah, brain no good today
2014-01-11 06:44:35 PM
1 votes:

lordjupiter: [yippayap.com image 320x240]



img.fark.net
2014-01-11 04:00:33 PM
1 votes:
Ariel Sharon's greatest accomplishment was making the two-state solution not viable!

Way to go, Arik!!!!

The sooner the world gets a single state with equal rights for ALL citizens, regardless of race, religion, and ethnicity, the better.

End Israeli apartheid.  Support the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement!
2014-01-11 03:34:31 PM
1 votes:
I can't wait for those two English actors do a version of this thread.
2014-01-11 02:16:36 PM
1 votes:

FarkinSneakyBastage: tetsoushima: rnatalie: [anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com image 445x403]RIP ARIEL

Man, the same thing happened when Trayvon died.  People kept posting pictures of when he was a kid.  This is the internet, we can find pictures of Ariel all grown up, can't we.

[www.theswedishbed.com image 579x900]

Great googly moogly!

So besides mouth and a titty fark, how does one go about farking a mermaid? Are there holes in that tail? Does she have a scaly vag?


Mermaids release an egg sac into the water, which you would jerk off on. So, basically, do what you were doing with the photo, but crank it out onto your omelette, and that's basically mermaid sex. Very disappointing.
2014-01-11 02:02:04 PM
1 votes:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [lafinjack.net image 271x276]

Too soon?


is it just me or does every picture of vegetarian Terry Schiavo look like she's in the throes of orgasm?  I'm not really buying that whole "she wouldn't have wanted to live like this" spiel when she looks likes she's constantly having the time of her life.
2014-01-11 01:41:22 PM
1 votes:

i.imgur.com


RIP AEREO

2014-01-11 01:06:48 PM
1 votes:

TappingTheVein: the palestinians there moved their rocket launchers closer to the border for better aim ?


Yeah, I like the collective blame angle you've got there. Just like all Israelis are Yigal Amir, right? We get it--you're into the Apartheid thing.
2014-01-11 12:59:57 PM
1 votes:
so Sharon's no longer living the dream?
2014-01-11 12:39:42 PM
1 votes:
F*cking mermaids. Bad enough you hold all women to completely unrealistic standards, now you want us to undergo gene splicing to become part of another species entirely. I'm not sitting in a bathtub for the rest of my life just to get a date.
2014-01-11 12:28:25 PM
1 votes:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com


RIP Sharon

2014-01-11 12:24:52 PM
1 votes:

themindiswatching: hoodiowithtudio: The UN, which apparently is fine with keeping palestinians in camps for 65 years rather than finding homes for them?

Don't know if stupid or trolling.


i.imgur.com
2014-01-11 12:10:28 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Grammatically speaking, he couldn't be in a coma. You always end a sentence with a period.


Do you? I never knew!
2014-01-11 12:08:35 PM
1 votes:

The Flexecutioner: Burial Sharon

/woulda been my headline


Definitely the one I would have chosen, people.
2014-01-11 12:02:15 PM
1 votes:
Grammatically speaking, he couldn't be in a coma. You always end a sentence with a period.
2014-01-11 11:55:51 AM
1 votes:
If Obama doesn't go to the funeral Fox will say it's because he hates Israel.  If Obama does go to the funeral Fox will say he's a hypocrite because he hates Israel.
2014-01-11 11:44:40 AM
1 votes:

Nabb1: What's respectful about that headline? It's not necessarily mean, but it's clearly a joke.


I am pretty sure the only truly respectful death headline that will ever exist in the entire history of Fark (past and present) will be when Abe Vigoda dies.

And then the Internet will simply break from the size of that thread.
2014-01-11 11:39:45 AM
1 votes:

Krustofsky: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Shel Silverstein warned us. If you give a guy two girl's names, he's gonna grow up mean.

So did Johnny Cash (well, the first name):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4


Shel Silverstein wrote the song.
2014-01-11 11:19:28 AM
1 votes:
Shalom, biatch.

Happy tidings from the concentration camps in Palestine!
2014-01-11 11:15:58 AM
1 votes:

Cheron: I read yesterday that his death would be the start of the apocalypse.  So now that he is dead do I need to run errands today?


Nah. Christian true-believers just tend to get their panties in a wad over famous Jews dying every so often. Its been a problem for a couple of millennia now.
2014-01-11 11:15:22 AM
1 votes:

rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane plain in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.


Sorry. Pet peeve.
2014-01-11 11:11:22 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: gfid: Mandela had 2 death threads ad both got more posts than the one thread Sharon is getting.

Wow, two threads that were open for 3 days have more posts in it than a thread that was just greened 30 minutes ago? You don't say. You must be some sort of goddamn genius.


Lighten up Francis
2014-01-11 11:04:09 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


No, no, no. You see, that headline was funny because they're both black and black people all have to answer for one another. If you don't think it was funny, you're just being a fussy pants.
2014-01-11 11:01:54 AM
1 votes:
In hindsight, it was probably a mistake to try and have Ozzy shout him awake.
2014-01-11 11:01:54 AM
1 votes:

tetsoushima: rnatalie: [anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com image 445x403]RIP ARIEL

Man, the same thing happened when Trayvon died.  People kept posting pictures of when he was a kid.  This is the internet, we can find pictures of Ariel all grown up, can't we.

[www.theswedishbed.com image 579x900]

Great googly moogly!


img.fark.net
2014-01-11 10:58:37 AM
1 votes:
Even after death he's still at it:

♪♫ Knock, knock, knockin' on Hebron's door ... ♪♫

b/w 

♪♫ Oy've got a lovely bunch of settlements, here they are standing in a row ... ♪♫
2014-01-11 10:56:38 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.



memeguy.com
2014-01-11 10:53:01 AM
1 votes:
In related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
www.thetruthaboutcars.com

So is the guy with him.

/Oh hai.
//This is a two for.
2014-01-11 10:49:53 AM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

ARIEL SHARON  IS STILL DEAD!
2014-01-11 10:48:25 AM
1 votes:
www.usnews.com
Oy, we ate cholent with this mench!
2014-01-11 10:48:14 AM
1 votes:

i268.photobucket.com


RIP Ariel, you rebel

2014-01-11 10:47:17 AM
1 votes:

rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.


*carefully scans post for misspellings; squints and walks away*
2014-01-11 10:44:13 AM
1 votes:

rnatalie: [anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com image 445x403]RIP ARIEL


Man, the same thing happened when Trayvon died.  People kept posting pictures of when he was a kid.  This is the internet, we can find pictures of Ariel all grown up, can't we.

www.theswedishbed.com

Great googly moogly!
2014-01-11 10:41:54 AM
1 votes:
www.hiltonpond.org

Too soon?
2014-01-11 10:40:25 AM
1 votes:

Valiente: So, will he be buried in the West Bank?


No, they only bury survivors.
2014-01-11 10:38:48 AM
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]
May his grave be drenched in urine for eternity.


I'll whiz on it
2014-01-11 10:34:49 AM
1 votes:
Arnold Rothstein's polar opposite dead.
2014-01-11 10:29:26 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: tjfly: FlashHarry: i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.

Well you have something in common with Hamas, al queda, the Taliban, and Hitler.


They all have cool moustaches?


They've never been in my kitchen?
2014-01-11 10:27:04 AM
1 votes:
Bye-bye-bye i yi woo, B-B-B-Bye Sharon-a ...
2014-01-11 10:26:18 AM
1 votes:

tjfly: FlashHarry: i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.

Well you have something in common with Hamas, al queda, the Taliban, and Hitler.



They all have cool moustaches?
2014-01-11 10:24:49 AM
1 votes:

Bslim: At least he got out of that coma.


He bulldozed right through it.
2014-01-11 10:23:21 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


What about poor Trayvon Martin?  That kid barely got any coverage at all.
2014-01-11 10:20:46 AM
1 votes:
memedepot.com
Kidding. Seriously, though,
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

RIP AERIAL

2014-01-11 10:20:18 AM
1 votes:
First Mandela, then Uncle Phil, now him? Why is god doing this to us? :(

RIP gentle hero.
 
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