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2014-01-11 11:05:10 AM  
i.imgur.com

R.I.P. MY NAME IS ARIEL AND I WANT TO BE FREE
 
2014-01-11 11:07:07 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. ROSE OF SHARON
 
2014-01-11 11:08:22 AM  
They moved him to a bed?

/sheesh, the joint's now haunted
 
2014-01-11 11:09:21 AM  
If we could just get rid of that farkstick Bibi too, there may yet be hope for an actual peace there in my lifetime.
 
2014-01-11 11:09:31 AM  
He helped build a nation. A founding father, dedicated to providing for the common defense, and promoting the blessings of liberty to himself and his posterity.

It's not like he wounded anybody at the knees to get it done. Anyone who's whining about what he did to build Israel, cry me a trail of tears.
 
2014-01-11 11:09:36 AM  

JerseyTim: RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.

No, no, no. You see, that headline was funny because they're both black and black people all have to answer for one another. If you don't think it was funny, you're just being a fussy pants.


The only thing wrong about that was that it got greened instead of the funniest headline.
 
2014-01-11 11:10:14 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

R.I.P. ARIEL
 
2014-01-11 11:11:22 AM  

RexTalionis: gfid: Mandela had 2 death threads ad both got more posts than the one thread Sharon is getting.

Wow, two threads that were open for 3 days have more posts in it than a thread that was just greened 30 minutes ago? You don't say. You must be some sort of goddamn genius.


Lighten up Francis
 
2014-01-11 11:14:58 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP
 
2014-01-11 11:15:22 AM  

rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane plain in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.


Sorry. Pet peeve.
 
2014-01-11 11:15:58 AM  

Cheron: I read yesterday that his death would be the start of the apocalypse.  So now that he is dead do I need to run errands today?


Nah. Christian true-believers just tend to get their panties in a wad over famous Jews dying every so often. Its been a problem for a couple of millennia now.
 
2014-01-11 11:16:35 AM  

tjfly: FlashHarry: i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.

Well you have something in common with Hamas, al queda, the Taliban, and Hitler.


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2014-01-11 11:18:17 AM  

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


*little-girl-crying.jpeg"

Get over it, Nancy.
 
2014-01-11 11:18:47 AM  

emersonbiggins: RIP Ariel

[img.fark.net image 221x602]

/you can all have a seat over there


She'll be 16 in a couple of weeks :)
 
2014-01-11 11:19:28 AM  
Shalom, biatch.

Happy tidings from the concentration camps in Palestine!
 
2014-01-11 11:20:24 AM  

berylman: Please don't start doing that RIP


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-11 11:25:56 AM  

Somacandra: Cheron: I read yesterday that his death would be the start of the apocalypse.  So now that he is dead do I need to run errands today?

Nah. Christian true-believers just tend to get their panties in a wad over famous Jews dying every so often. Its been a problem for a couple of millennia now.


The prophecy of his death bringing about the apocalypse was made by an Israeli rabbi.
 
2014-01-11 11:33:08 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Shel Silverstein warned us. If you give a guy two girl's names, he's gonna grow up mean.


So did Johnny Cash (well, the first name):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
 
2014-01-11 11:36:40 AM  

Oldiron_79: So hes no longer mostly dead?


Yeah, sorta.
 
2014-01-11 11:37:08 AM  
Farking war criminal, good riddance.
 
2014-01-11 11:37:24 AM  

Krustofsky: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Shel Silverstein warned us. If you give a guy two girl's names, he's gonna grow up mean.

So did Johnny Cash (well, the first name):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4


Shel Silverstein wrote the song.
 
2014-01-11 11:37:24 AM  

RexTalionis: gfid: Mandela had 2 death threads ad both got more posts than the one thread Sharon is getting.

Wow, two threads that were open for 3 days have more posts in it than a thread that was just greened 30 minutes ago? You don't say. You must be some sort of goddamn genius.


I should have said "is going to get" or "will get",, but I guarantee you the number of posts and follow-up threads will pale in comparison..

You probably knew what I meant and are trolling...
 
2014-01-11 11:37:42 AM  

urger: [www.madeinmichiganpolitics.com image 250x286]Still here, biatches!


So's this man:
img.photobucket.com

/THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
 
2014-01-11 11:39:45 AM  

Krustofsky: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Shel Silverstein warned us. If you give a guy two girl's names, he's gonna grow up mean.

So did Johnny Cash (well, the first name):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4


Shel Silverstein wrote the song.
 
mhd
2014-01-11 11:40:54 AM  
i.imgur.com

RIP WORST RAINBOW SONG
 
2014-01-11 11:42:45 AM  
Damn you, jatykay!

Oh, and I'm surprised no one has posted this yet...

i53.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-11 11:44:40 AM  

Nabb1: What's respectful about that headline? It's not necessarily mean, but it's clearly a joke.


I am pretty sure the only truly respectful death headline that will ever exist in the entire history of Fark (past and present) will be when Abe Vigoda dies.

And then the Internet will simply break from the size of that thread.
 
2014-01-11 11:44:55 AM  
Burial Sharon

/woulda been my headline
 
2014-01-11 11:46:31 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]

R.I.P. MY NAME IS ARIEL AND I WANT TO BE FREE


OMG I haven't thought about that album in YEARS. And it was good. Thank you!
 
2014-01-11 11:53:38 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: This man was a warrior, With Israel since the birth if a nation. In his youth, he did atrocities, misguided by the "need" for security. He was blamed for Sabra and Shatilla, though bear in mind he in no way ordered those to happen. In his later years, his hawkishness slowed and did something noone thought Israel would ever do, give up land without anything in return. Before his stroke, he was getting ready to broker a deal to get rid of most of the settlements, to bring peace. please bear in mind this is like dow chemical will get rid of all chemicals. The man said fark you to the conservatives in Israel who wished to keep constant conflict and attempted to guide a party in the middle, which sadly is a mere shell of itself. This is truely a sad time for me.


You know who else "gave" people camps to live in after taking their homes?
 
2014-01-11 11:54:51 AM  
well, bye, hard-lining dumb-ass
 
2014-01-11 11:55:51 AM  
If Obama doesn't go to the funeral Fox will say it's because he hates Israel.  If Obama does go to the funeral Fox will say he's a hypocrite because he hates Israel.
 
2014-01-11 11:55:57 AM  
lafinjack.net

Too soon?
 
2014-01-11 11:58:33 AM  
TFA says he died very recently at the age of 85. The rest of us know that he died 8 years ago, and that his husk of a body held on for this long.
 
2014-01-11 12:00:27 PM  
It's almost noon and I haven't left the house yet . But I'm sure when  I leave I will see that the Post Office ,McDonalds , etc. will once again be flying our flag at half staff . Shiats getting old .....
 
2014-01-11 12:01:32 PM  
Well it's about time, he wasn't exactly coming out of that coma any other way. RIP
 
2014-01-11 12:02:15 PM  
Grammatically speaking, he couldn't be in a coma. You always end a sentence with a period.
 
2014-01-11 12:03:01 PM  

tetsoushima: rnatalie: [anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com image 445x403]RIP ARIEL

Man, the same thing happened when Trayvon died.  People kept posting pictures of when he was a kid.  This is the internet, we can find pictures of Ariel all grown up, can't we.

[www.theswedishbed.com image 579x900]

Great googly moogly!


So besides mouth and a titty fark, how does one go about farking a mermaid? Are there holes in that tail? Does she have a scaly vag?
 
2014-01-11 12:03:30 PM  

AngryDragon: hoodiowithtudio: This man was a warrior, With Israel since the birth if a nation. In his youth, he did atrocities, misguided by the "need" for security. He was blamed for Sabra and Shatilla, though bear in mind he in no way ordered those to happen. In his later years, his hawkishness slowed and did something noone thought Israel would ever do, give up land without anything in return. Before his stroke, he was getting ready to broker a deal to get rid of most of the settlements, to bring peace. please bear in mind this is like dow chemical will get rid of all chemicals. The man said fark you to the conservatives in Israel who wished to keep constant conflict and attempted to guide a party in the middle, which sadly is a mere shell of itself. This is truely a sad time for me.

You know who else "gave" people camps to live in after taking their homes?


The UN, which apparently is fine with keeping palestinians in camps for 65 years rather than finding homes for them?
 
2014-01-11 12:04:11 PM  

RottenEggs: It's almost noon and I haven't left the house yet . But I'm sure when  I leave I will see that the Post Office ,McDonalds , etc. will once again be flying our flag at half staff . Shiats getting old .....


Why would any flags be half staff? He's not an American hero. I couldn't understand it when all federal buildings were ordered to fly their flags half staff when Mandela passed away. Our post office didn't follow orders though.
 
2014-01-11 12:04:42 PM  

berylman: I'd hate to be the guy who has to write the eulogy and polish the turd to a nice glossy sheen of remembrance.  Please don't start doing that RIP ____ stuff (unless it's really good, princess Ariel was nice), I know ya will anyways but le sigh.


Lipstick on a pig....
 
2014-01-11 12:05:17 PM  

theflatline: This needs captioning.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


One avoided the showers, the other couldn't avoid the bathtub?
 
2014-01-11 12:07:30 PM  

www.wilko.com




RIP Ariel

 
2014-01-11 12:07:56 PM  

WTFDYW: RottenEggs: It's almost noon and I haven't left the house yet . But I'm sure when  I leave I will see that the Post Office ,McDonalds , etc. will once again be flying our flag at half staff . Shiats getting old .....

Why would any flags be half staff? He's not an American hero. I couldn't understand it when all federal buildings were ordered to fly their flags half staff when Mandela passed away. Our post office didn't follow orders though.


Mandela, I can understand.  The man fought to free his people and did so nonviolently.

Sharon, not so much.
 
2014-01-11 12:08:35 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Burial Sharon

/woulda been my headline


Definitely the one I would have chosen, people.
 
2014-01-11 12:08:50 PM  

WTFDYW: RottenEggs: It's almost noon and I haven't left the house yet . But I'm sure when  I leave I will see that the Post Office ,McDonalds , etc. will once again be flying our flag at half staff . Shiats getting old .....

Why would any flags be half staff? He's not an American hero. I couldn't understand it when all federal buildings were ordered to fly their flags half staff when Mandela passed away. Our post office didn't follow orders though.



I know Obama didn't like the guy, but ordering flags flown at one-and-a-half staff is rather insensitive.
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-01-11 12:09:27 PM  

Valiente: theflatline: This needs captioning.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

One avoided the showers, the other couldn't avoid the bathtub?


Oh snap....
 
2014-01-11 12:10:28 PM  

Snarfangel: Grammatically speaking, he couldn't be in a coma. You always end a sentence with a period.


Do you? I never knew!
 
2014-01-11 12:13:47 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: AngryDragon: hoodiowithtudio: This man was a warrior, With Israel since the birth if a nation. In his youth, he did atrocities, misguided by the "need" for security. He was blamed for Sabra and Shatilla, though bear in mind he in no way ordered those to happen. In his later years, his hawkishness slowed and did something noone thought Israel would ever do, give up land without anything in return. Before his stroke, he was getting ready to broker a deal to get rid of most of the settlements, to bring peace. please bear in mind this is like dow chemical will get rid of all chemicals. The man said fark you to the conservatives in Israel who wished to keep constant conflict and attempted to guide a party in the middle, which sadly is a mere shell of itself. This is truely a sad time for me.

You know who else "gave" people camps to live in after taking their homes?

The UN, which apparently is fine with keeping palestinians in camps for 65 years rather than finding homes for them?


The US as well.. oops our bad there Japanese-Americans.
 
2014-01-11 12:14:18 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Snarfangel: Grammatically speaking, he couldn't be in a coma. You always end a sentence with a period.

Do you? I never knew!



Are you questioning me? You sound excitable!
 
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