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(The Raw Story) NewsFlash Ariel Sharon is no longer in a coma   (rawstory.com) divider line 258
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2014-01-11 10:36:34 AM
David Berkowitz's polar opposite dead at 85.
 
2014-01-11 10:36:53 AM

Overfiend: On another note, I am always surprised at the level of cruelty here on Fark.


I think some of them just like to shout ZERO SYMPATHY. Just like school officials like to shout ZERO TOLERANCE. Makes them feel good.
 
2014-01-11 10:37:05 AM
I think this is the earliest in the year I have ever cashed in points in the dead pool.
 
2014-01-11 10:37:54 AM

www.madeinmichiganpolitics.com

Still here, biatches!
 
2014-01-11 10:38:03 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


Fark just made a joke headline out of Sharon's death and you think it's relatively respectful.

Bwaahaaahaaa....

Anyway...  welcometofarktears.jpg
 
2014-01-11 10:38:26 AM
In all reality if he's been in a coma for 8 years then he's been dead for that long too,it's just that they wouldn't let his body die.
 
2014-01-11 10:38:48 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x170]
May his grave be drenched in urine for eternity.


I'll whiz on it
 
2014-01-11 10:40:18 AM

Overfiend: Good night funnyman!


CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.
 
2014-01-11 10:40:25 AM

Valiente: So, will he be buried in the West Bank?


No, they only bury survivors.
 
2014-01-11 10:41:23 AM
RIP Ariel

img.fark.net

/you can all have a seat over there
 
2014-01-11 10:41:29 AM
img.fark.net

RIP Ariels
 
2014-01-11 10:41:36 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.



A diverse collection of cerebral intellects, devoted to contemplative cogitation?
 
2014-01-11 10:41:54 AM
www.hiltonpond.org

Too soon?
 
2014-01-11 10:42:01 AM
my ass that was a "stroke" that he suffered just when he was about to withdraw settlements in the West Bank.

Just like old man Fred Koch died in a "hunting accident" right after signing over the business to Charles & his brother.
 
2014-01-11 10:42:56 AM

A Terrible Human: In all reality if he's been in a coma for 8 years then he's been dead for that long too,it's just that they wouldn't let his body die.


Much like General Francisco Franco of old....

Seriously every couple of years I'd hop on wikipedia because I'd remember that he lapsed into a coma and I'd check and until today the answer would always be 'still inexplicably alive'
 
2014-01-11 10:43:09 AM
Yasser Arafat finally gets his dance partner in Hell.
 
2014-01-11 10:44:13 AM

rnatalie: [anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com image 445x403]RIP ARIEL


Man, the same thing happened when Trayvon died.  People kept posting pictures of when he was a kid.  This is the internet, we can find pictures of Ariel all grown up, can't we.

www.theswedishbed.com

Great googly moogly!
 
2014-01-11 10:46:03 AM
The reason I should care is...
 
2014-01-11 10:46:41 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Weaving from one dream to the next...
 
2014-01-11 10:46:44 AM
yall weird
 
2014-01-11 10:47:17 AM

rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.


*carefully scans post for misspellings; squints and walks away*
 
2014-01-11 10:47:51 AM
Woman rushes into Emergency, where her husband is in Emergency,,,,

"Oh my God, Doctor, is my husband all right????"
"Maam, I have good news and bad news."
:What's the good news?"
"Your husband's blood pressure is much lower."
"That's wonderful! What is the bad news?"
"He's dead."
 
2014-01-11 10:48:14 AM

i268.photobucket.com


RIP Ariel, you rebel

 
2014-01-11 10:48:25 AM
www.usnews.com
Oy, we ate cholent with this mench!
 
2014-01-11 10:48:47 AM
Shel Silverstein warned us. If you give a guy two girl's names, he's gonna grow up mean.
 
2014-01-11 10:49:02 AM
RIP Iris Chacon
 
2014-01-11 10:49:18 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-11 10:49:53 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

ARIEL SHARON  IS STILL DEAD!
 
2014-01-11 10:50:37 AM

Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

On another note, I am always surprised at the level of cruelty here on Fark.

/Been hear a long time
//welcome to Fark
///my tears - they nourish you



Really. Cruelty thy name is Fark.
/hate
//is currency
///here.
 
2014-01-11 10:51:26 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

On another note, I am always surprised at the level of cruelty here on Fark.

/Been hear a long time
//welcome to Fark
///my tears - they nourish you


Really. Cruelty thy name is Fark.
/hate
//is currency
///here.


Until I can buy pot with hate I'm not considering it a currency.
 
2014-01-11 10:51:45 AM

rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.


Interesting!

I know he did some pretty terrible things in his life, but we are all capable of change.

Not to mention he has family - they didn't do anything wrong and they are dealing with the loss of a father, grandfather, etc.
 
2014-01-11 10:51:58 AM
How does the old saying go?  I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

It applies here.
 
2014-01-11 10:53:01 AM
In related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
www.thetruthaboutcars.com

So is the guy with him.

/Oh hai.
//This is a two for.
 
2014-01-11 10:53:29 AM
So hes no longer mostly dead?
 
2014-01-11 10:53:31 AM

Overfiend: rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.

Interesting!

I know he did some pretty terrible things in his life, but we are all capable of change.

Not to mention he has family - they didn't do anything wrong and they are dealing with the loss of a father, grandfather, etc.


They are not gonna sleep with you.
 
2014-01-11 10:54:26 AM

Prey4reign: In related news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
[www.thetruthaboutcars.com image 336x349]

So is the guy with him.

/Oh hai.
//This is a two for.


Godwin in an thread about the former prime minister of Israel? I like your style.
 
2014-01-11 10:54:42 AM

nekom: [www.usnews.com image 620x413]
Oy, we ate cholent with this mench!


+9.1
 
2014-01-11 10:55:14 AM

Bslim: Overfiend: rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.

Interesting!

I know he did some pretty terrible things in his life, but we are all capable of change.

Not to mention he has family - they didn't do anything wrong and they are dealing with the loss of a father, grandfather, etc.

They are not gonna sleep with you.


If he is sneaky Ariel won't say no.
 
2014-01-11 10:56:17 AM
yippayap.com
 
2014-01-11 10:56:38 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.



memeguy.com
 
2014-01-11 10:56:39 AM

Bslim: Overfiend: rotsky: Overfiend: Good night funnyman!

CSB
I sat next to him on a plane in the early nineties. He was actually pretty funny. Very dry, self-deprecating humor, engaging storyteller. Kind of like Tim Conway. I wish his family well.

Interesting!

I know he did some pretty terrible things in his life, but we are all capable of change.

Not to mention he has family - they didn't do anything wrong and they are dealing with the loss of a father, grandfather, etc.

They are not gonna sleep with you.


Dammit. I was really hoping...
 
2014-01-11 10:58:30 AM
This needs captioning.

i2.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-01-11 10:58:37 AM
Even after death he's still at it:

♪♫ Knock, knock, knockin' on Hebron's door ... ♪♫

b/w 

♪♫ Oy've got a lovely bunch of settlements, here they are standing in a row ... ♪♫
 
2014-01-11 10:58:58 AM
Jeez, I thought he died already
 
2014-01-11 10:59:00 AM

A Terrible Human: Until I can buy pot with hate I'm not considering it a currency.


You could beat people up until they gave you their pot, but that would make you a bad pothead. We have to protect our reputation as brainless and non-violent, yet happy, losers.
 
2014-01-11 11:00:53 AM
Nine points in my dead pool. Woohoo!
 
2014-01-11 11:01:54 AM

tetsoushima: rnatalie: [anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com image 445x403]RIP ARIEL

Man, the same thing happened when Trayvon died.  People kept posting pictures of when he was a kid.  This is the internet, we can find pictures of Ariel all grown up, can't we.

[www.theswedishbed.com image 579x900]

Great googly moogly!


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-11 11:01:54 AM
In hindsight, it was probably a mistake to try and have Ozzy shout him awake.
 
2014-01-11 11:03:54 AM
Ill be pissed if they bury him next to Curly Howard.
 
2014-01-11 11:04:09 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


No, no, no. You see, that headline was funny because they're both black and black people all have to answer for one another. If you don't think it was funny, you're just being a fussy pants.
 
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