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(The Raw Story) NewsFlash Ariel Sharon is no longer in a coma   (rawstory.com) divider line 258
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2014-01-11 10:04:03 AM
i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.
 
2014-01-11 10:16:14 AM
At least he got out of that coma.
 
2014-01-11 10:16:25 AM
WOOT!
 
2014-01-11 10:17:46 AM
Zion +1
 
2014-01-11 10:17:51 AM
I read yesterday that his death would be the start of the apocalypse.  So now that he is dead do I need to run errands today?
 
2014-01-11 10:17:52 AM
i411.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-11 10:17:58 AM
Death cures all ailments.
 
2014-01-11 10:18:08 AM
RIP PRINCESS ARIEL
 
2014-01-11 10:18:51 AM
How long will it be until someone claims it was polonium poisoning that turned him into a vegetable?
 
2014-01-11 10:18:54 AM
He got wiser as he got older and started to make up for his hard line stances that he was famous for, much to the benefit of those who had been, and continue to be, oppressed by those like his younger self.
 
2014-01-11 10:19:15 AM

i1.ytimg.com


RIP Billdozer

 
2014-01-11 10:20:17 AM

Cheron: I read yesterday that his death would be the start of the apocalypse.  So now that he is dead do I need to run errands today?


Who can run errands with all of this ice on the roads?


/in Michigan
 
2014-01-11 10:20:18 AM
First Mandela, then Uncle Phil, now him? Why is god doing this to us? :(

RIP gentle hero.
 
2014-01-11 10:20:46 AM
memedepot.com
Kidding. Seriously, though,
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

RIP AERIAL

 
2014-01-11 10:21:16 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com


RIP Area of Sharon

 
2014-01-11 10:21:29 AM
See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.
 
2014-01-11 10:21:58 AM

anastasiayiasemidmublog.files.wordpress.com

RIP ARIEL

 
2014-01-11 10:22:43 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


This
 
2014-01-11 10:22:49 AM
This man was a warrior, With Israel since the birth if a nation. In his youth, he did atrocities, misguided by the "need" for security. He was blamed for Sabra and Shatilla, though bear in mind he in no way ordered those to happen. In his later years, his hawkishness slowed and did something noone thought Israel would ever do, give up land without anything in return. Before his stroke, he was getting ready to broker a deal to get rid of most of the settlements, to bring peace. please bear in mind this is like dow chemical will get rid of all chemicals. The man said fark you to the conservatives in Israel who wished to keep constant conflict and attempted to guide a party in the middle, which sadly is a mere shell of itself. This is truely a sad time for me.
 
2014-01-11 10:22:50 AM
Die Sharon-a

/meant as a funny
 
2014-01-11 10:22:51 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
May his grave be drenched in urine for eternity.
 
2014-01-11 10:22:58 AM
I'd hate to be the guy who has to write the eulogy and polish the turd to a nice glossy sheen of remembrance.  Please don't start doing that RIP ____ stuff (unless it's really good, princess Ariel was nice), I know ya will anyways but le sigh.
 
2014-01-11 10:22:59 AM

www.selfobsessedshow.com

RIP Sharon

 
2014-01-11 10:23:08 AM
cdn.timesofisrael.com
Not sure if serious.
 
2014-01-11 10:23:21 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


What about poor Trayvon Martin?  That kid barely got any coverage at all.
 
2014-01-11 10:23:40 AM

I LEFT THIS WORLD
www.ariel-sharon-life-story.com
IT'S TOO CURRENT

 
2014-01-11 10:24:49 AM

Bslim: At least he got out of that coma.


He bulldozed right through it.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-01-11 10:24:50 AM
My, ay, ay, ay ,ay, Woooo!


auriculardigital.files.wordpress.com

RIP Sharona
 
2014-01-11 10:25:15 AM

FlashHarry: i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.


Well you have something in common with Hamas, al queda, the Taliban, and Hitler.
 
2014-01-11 10:25:52 AM

RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.


What's respectful about that headline? It's not necessarily mean, but it's clearly a joke.
 
2014-01-11 10:25:53 AM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-11 10:26:18 AM

tjfly: FlashHarry: i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.

Well you have something in common with Hamas, al queda, the Taliban, and Hitler.



They all have cool moustaches?
 
2014-01-11 10:27:04 AM
Bye-bye-bye i yi woo, B-B-B-Bye Sharon-a ...
 
2014-01-11 10:27:18 AM
Good.
 
2014-01-11 10:27:29 AM
Kinda a waste of resources to keep him in a coma for eight years. Oh well.
 
2014-01-11 10:27:37 AM
RIP aerial

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-11 10:27:51 AM

Nabb1: RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.

What's respectful about that headline? It's not necessarily mean, but it's clearly a joke.


It's not a mean-spirited joke. Nelson Mandela's headline made him the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke. I mean, shiat, Nelson Mandela couldn't even get top billing in his own death announcement on Fark. I'd say there's a difference there.
 
2014-01-11 10:28:31 AM
Bernie Madoff's polar opposite dead at 92.

/amirite?
 
2014-01-11 10:29:26 AM

Snarfangel: tjfly: FlashHarry: i'm sorry; i cannot muster any sympathy for that man.

Well you have something in common with Hamas, al queda, the Taliban, and Hitler.


They all have cool moustaches?


They've never been in my kitchen?
 
2014-01-11 10:29:51 AM
farm2.staticflickr.com
Goodbye, Aerials. Shalom.
 
2014-01-11 10:30:18 AM
I bet Ariel will have a Helvetica funeral.
 
2014-01-11 10:30:46 AM

RexTalionis: Nabb1: RexTalionis: See, Ariel Sharon gets a relatively respectful headline about his death. Nelson Mandela gets one where he's the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke.

Yeah, that's Fark for you.

What's respectful about that headline? It's not necessarily mean, but it's clearly a joke.

It's not a mean-spirited joke. Nelson Mandela's headline made him the punchline for an Al Sharpton joke. I mean, shiat, Nelson Mandela couldn't even get top billing in his own death announcement on Fark. I'd say there's a difference there.


Oh, go cry some more.  Mandela had 2 death threads ad both got more posts than the one thread Sharon is getting.

Oh, and welcome to fark
 
2014-01-11 10:31:36 AM

emersonbiggins: RIP aerial

[img.fark.net image 400x327]


Darn, you beat me to it.
 
2014-01-11 10:32:05 AM
So, will he be buried in the West Bank?
 
2014-01-11 10:32:07 AM

RexTalionis: It's not a mean-spirited joke.


"Good news, you're not in a coma because HAHA YOU'RE DEAD!" isn't mean spirited? Look at all the people cheering, dude.
 
2014-01-11 10:33:39 AM
Sharon... Sharoff
 
2014-01-11 10:34:10 AM

upload.wikimedia.org

RIP SHERONA

 
2014-01-11 10:34:19 AM
Good night funnyman!

On another note, I am always surprised at the level of cruelty here on Fark.

/Been hear a long time
//welcome to Fark
///my tears - they nourish you
 
2014-01-11 10:34:49 AM
Arnold Rothstein's polar opposite dead.
 
2014-01-11 10:36:04 AM

gfid: Mandela had 2 death threads ad both got more posts than the one thread Sharon is getting.


Wow, two threads that were open for 3 days have more posts in it than a thread that was just greened 30 minutes ago? You don't say. You must be some sort of goddamn genius.
 
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