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2014-01-11 09:30:38 AM  
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ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2014-01-11 10:03:18 AM  
"Crazy ass ho ain't makin' no dough...back on the street b*tch!"
 
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2014-01-11 10:13:31 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-11 11:58:55 AM  
I'm a grower, not a shower.
 
2014-01-11 12:03:00 PM  

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"Baby, once you go Cherubim, you won't go back to him."

 
2014-01-11 12:04:31 PM  
"Well, we've all got fungus from walking around barefoot next to a duck pond. I'm popping over to the drugstore for some ointment. You want I should get you a pregnancy test? Leg shaving razors? Tampons?"
 
2014-01-11 12:07:04 PM  
mother of god, I quit the internet.
"Tonight... You".
and here i was wondering about the post flood timer and double farked this one up.
 
2014-01-11 12:11:54 PM  
"Give us a squeeze".
 
2014-01-11 12:12:15 PM  
Did you just fart?
 
2014-01-11 12:13:09 PM  
Baby, do you want four fingers or the whole fist next time?
 
2014-01-11 12:20:12 PM  
Frances, this is your sister Elsie. Lay off the Absinthe already.
 
2014-01-11 12:25:06 PM  
Get a tattoo of me on your back. You know you want to
 
2014-01-11 12:33:46 PM  
"Dayamn!  Those are primo 'shrooms!  But you already knew that."
 
2014-01-11 12:34:38 PM  
Get ready to feel the thunder from down under
 
2014-01-11 12:37:29 PM  
FFS!
 
2014-01-11 12:44:00 PM  
Pssst. Ever had your cherubbed?
 
2014-01-11 12:44:56 PM  
"I'm gonna hit ya...and yer gonna falllllllll..."

/ trying again - this time w/ voting enabled.
 
2014-01-11 12:53:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-11 01:28:17 PM  
"You've got AIDS."
 
2014-01-11 01:30:36 PM  
"Here's the plan: Call him over to watch a movie. I'll be in the bushes. When he rings your doorbell, I'm going to shoot him in the heart with my arrow. He'll fall in love with you. After three kids you can leave him and take half of what he's worked so hard for. Not only that, but he has to pay you child support. I get half though. Deal? Deal."
 
2014-01-11 01:30:41 PM  
"Have you ever heard of 'Fark.com'?

No?

Me neither. "
 
2014-01-11 01:32:47 PM  
Have you heard the word about our lord and savior Zeus?
 
2014-01-11 01:34:09 PM  
Ye,  that is where storks come from
 
2014-01-11 02:11:25 PM  
I've got the weirdest boner right now.
 
2014-01-11 03:20:23 PM  
"Bite the tuffet. I'm going in dry."
 
2014-01-11 04:06:23 PM  
It'll be our special secret... and if you tell anyone I'll kill your parents.
 
2014-01-11 04:44:03 PM  
Who Farted Ya'll
 
2014-01-11 09:34:23 PM  
I promises mom, dad won't hear a thing from me.
 
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