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(Huffington Post)   Even after Cooch was licked, Virginia Republican vows to pass law banning consensual oral sex   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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5138 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jan 2014 at 8:54 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-11 09:41:24 AM  
10 votes:
Sorry, my mistake. Pap ran the smear campaign.
2014-01-11 06:33:28 AM  
8 votes:
Wait until his boyfriend finds out.
2014-01-11 02:57:03 AM  
5 votes:
A laser-like focus on jobs.
2014-01-11 11:43:32 AM  
4 votes:
imageshack.com  69 LOL
2014-01-11 11:03:35 AM  
4 votes:
The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?

And why can't I see this rampant sodomy on Google Earth pics?  You know, for research.
2014-01-11 09:22:08 AM  
4 votes:

slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America


Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.
2014-01-11 09:01:11 AM  
4 votes:

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


I would put that on my resume with pride.
2014-01-11 02:41:55 PM  
3 votes:

AdamK: remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal


img.fark.net
2014-01-11 10:04:59 AM  
3 votes:

sno man: Semantic Warrior: So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?

There looks to be a consent element too, so as long as neither party consented everyone is good.  TAA DAA!


i18.photobucket.com
2014-01-11 10:01:02 AM  
3 votes:

Epic Fap Session: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Please name one "real Republican".


Weedlord Bonerhitler.
2014-01-11 09:44:17 AM  
3 votes:
If that pic doesn't scream "I THINK COCKS IN MY ASS ARE COOL" I don't know what does.
2014-01-11 09:24:55 AM  
3 votes:

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


That's cute. It's a Fark Libertariantm trying to make a name for itself.

Is it true that every time Rush Limbaugh passes gas on a teenage boy, one of you gets a new login?
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-11 08:48:37 AM  
3 votes:

Sybarite: So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?


It doesn't result in pregnancy, it just results in having to go live with grandma for a year.
2014-01-11 08:45:41 AM  
3 votes:
So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?
2014-01-11 07:46:36 AM  
3 votes:

LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs anus.

2014-01-11 10:11:02 AM  
2 votes:
Gay sex for adult: legal and constitutionally protected.Gay sex for minors: felony and lands you on a sex offender registry for life.It's a special kind of Republican stupid where minors face longer jail sentences than adults for committing the exact same 'crime'.
2014-01-11 09:29:21 AM  
2 votes:

snowshovel: What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


You'll get your ass handed to you and immediately have your minitruthers rewrite the past so that you were just running a RINO and wait until you run a real Republican....

And so it goes.
2014-01-11 09:24:15 AM  
2 votes:
What's the over/under on how many weeks till this imbecile is caught at a glory hole at a Richmond truck stop?
2014-01-11 09:21:56 AM  
2 votes:
"The kids are all libby Democrats anyway, so fark 'em."

The GOP voter outreach continues unabated.
2014-01-11 09:21:04 AM  
2 votes:
This thread needs more facepalm images. It's the only response to something this idiotic.
2014-01-11 09:16:58 AM  
2 votes:
Another raging closeted politician who spends his evenings furiously masturbating in shame to the thought of young men having oral sex.

They still gonna do it, dude.
2014-01-11 09:06:51 AM  
2 votes:

The way Republicans protest about sex so much, it reminds me of the kind of people that protest beauty pageants...


vid.alarabiya.net



The louder the protests, the more we all know it's because you'd fail at it if you tried.

Why do conservatives advertise their shortcomings so readily like this? It just leaves them open to ridicule. Ridicule they're impotent to address.
2014-01-11 09:06:47 AM  
2 votes:

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


Great band name as an opening act for Pussy Riot too.
2014-01-11 08:48:44 AM  
2 votes:

LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.


Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.
2014-01-11 08:38:51 AM  
2 votes:
Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America
2014-01-11 03:38:08 AM  
2 votes:
C'mon.  Any Republican will tell you it's hotter when it's wrong.
2014-01-11 11:12:47 PM  
1 vote:

geek_mars: In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.


So do I. Mind you, I just try to talk to my wife into giving me a blow job instead of involving the state legislature.
2014-01-11 08:21:01 PM  
1 vote:
Republicans are the only group of people that think about gay sex more than the gays do.
2014-01-11 07:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
Is anal fisting considered oral sex?
2014-01-11 05:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Fail, butthurt and tears?

Yep, that sounds about right.
2014-01-11 04:18:48 PM  
1 vote:
i.huffpost.com

This guy couldn't possibly be pandering to a base of any kind. I mean, just look at him; his blue collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and hey he's even touching tractor! No, this isn't a slick car salesmen like those fat cats up in Washington. This is a home grown, God fearing southern gentlemen! He truly has your best interests in mind, and it all starts with what your kids put in their mouth. After all, If Sally has a mouth full of cock, how is she going to sing the lord Jesus's praises?
2014-01-11 03:16:49 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Republicans, please stop worrying about what other people do with their sexual organs.
2014-01-11 02:18:55 PM  
1 vote:

toomuchwhargarbl: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.


i remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal
2014-01-11 01:04:23 PM  
1 vote:
When blow jobs are made illegal only criminals will have blow jobs.
2014-01-11 12:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
Finally, a Republican is getting tired of sucking off his wealthy owners and big business brass and wants it outlawed.   about time.
2014-01-11 12:31:30 PM  
1 vote:

cynicalminion: PawisBetlog: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites

unfortunately, due to thread context, starting with "who mopped the floor" eclipsed the rest of the post...


Looked almost like a line from Ginsburg's Howl, ironically enough.
2014-01-11 11:14:39 AM  
1 vote:
And people wonder why I'm trying to get a job out of this state
2014-01-11 10:43:02 AM  
1 vote:
Thank goodness someone is willing to make all my decisions for me. It's tough being a man because I don't have a husband to do that for me. Thank you Conservatopians.
2014-01-11 10:29:10 AM  
1 vote:
Would this be a "Penal Code"?


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2014-01-11 10:29:08 AM  
1 vote:

jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny


I know. This will be as much of a deterrent as making the legal drinking age 21. Because we all know, no one ever tried to drink alcohol before their 21st birthday.

I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.
2014-01-11 10:28:49 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not speaking as a partisan here because in all seriousness, Republicans are farked in the head.
2014-01-11 10:27:08 AM  
1 vote:
sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny
2014-01-11 09:55:55 AM  
1 vote:
So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?
2014-01-11 09:55:45 AM  
1 vote:

Apos: One more asinine Republican story to go to make this a trifecta....


There is a trifecta every day.  Usually a hat trick of trifectas (9 total, for the math challenged).
2014-01-11 09:43:56 AM  
1 vote:

pueblonative: Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".

Dubya (1999-2007): "real Republican"
Dubya (2008-present): RINO statist

/this is what Fark LibertardiansTM truly believe


Also see Mitch McConnell pre- and post- 2013 debt ceiling crisis
2014-01-11 09:42:10 AM  
1 vote:

Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".


Dubya (1999-2007): "real Republican"
Dubya (2008-present): RINO statist

/this is what Fark LibertardiansTM truly believe
2014-01-11 09:39:12 AM  
1 vote:

sno man: snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Okay, so, assuming that you can find such a thing, and that they win, traditionally the legislative would go the other way, you guys are funny balance wise that way.  Might take 'til mid terms, but it nearly always happens.

Who is this RINO of whom you speak?
And this massive voter fraud thing, I'm sure you have examples?



Well, the RINO's son did have business dealings with the company that made a lot of voting machines. His name was Tagg or Bagg or Bort or Tunk or Spat or Grok or Bapp or Tarp or Bloop or Wank or Wax or Pap or something like that.
2014-01-11 09:38:05 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


And a good name for an opening act for The Dismemberment Plan.
2014-01-11 09:37:58 AM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Please name one "real Republican".
2014-01-11 09:24:34 AM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


That looks like English, but makes no sense whatsoever.
2014-01-11 09:20:45 AM  
1 vote:
oh, FFS, draft a law that prohibits adults engaging in sexual conduct with underage persons, clarify a Romeo and Juliet exception for borderline cases, and be done with it.


Oh wait, you guys managed to block that one because all you can think about is punishing the gays.
2014-01-11 09:00:14 AM  
1 vote:
According to an "impact statement" accompanying this new bill, limiting the proscriptions to non-adults is an attempt to get around the due process problems.

So the Virginia GOP thinks teenagers don't have equal rights under the 14th Amendment?

Sorry, that was a silly question.  Teenagers are obviously just one of the many groups of people they think don't deserve equal rights.
2014-01-11 01:16:43 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like they found their replacement for Governor Ultrasound.
2014-01-11 12:16:22 AM  
1 vote:
The party of "smaller government" strikes again.
 
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