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(Huffington Post)   Even after Cooch was licked, Virginia Republican vows to pass law banning consensual oral sex   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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5162 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jan 2014 at 8:54 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-11 12:16:22 AM  
9 votes:
The party of "smaller government" strikes again.
2014-01-11 09:29:21 AM  
7 votes:

snowshovel: What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


You'll get your ass handed to you and immediately have your minitruthers rewrite the past so that you were just running a RINO and wait until you run a real Republican....

And so it goes.
2014-01-11 02:57:03 AM  
6 votes:
A laser-like focus on jobs.
2014-01-11 09:51:19 AM  
5 votes:
I view this the same way I view abortion.

I'm a man, so I'll never have an abortion so I don't have anything to say about it, but I completely support any woman's right to make all decisions regarding reproductive rights and her body herself.

As far as sex acts are concerned, even if it's not my cup of tea, I don't think I should be trying to decide or dictate who sticks what where or who licks whose body part or what body part they want to lick, stick, or flick. That's a private, personal decision.

Fark the politicians who want to dictate permissible bedroom behavior or women's health issues.
This is a free country, so fark off and let people be free.
2014-01-11 08:38:51 AM  
5 votes:
Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America
2014-01-11 10:53:38 AM  
4 votes:
 Make  no mistake THIS is exactly what Republicans mean by "Small government"
It's just a lie they use so they can get in an regulate and micromanage your life once they get in power.
2014-01-11 09:20:45 AM  
4 votes:
oh, FFS, draft a law that prohibits adults engaging in sexual conduct with underage persons, clarify a Romeo and Juliet exception for borderline cases, and be done with it.


Oh wait, you guys managed to block that one because all you can think about is punishing the gays.
2014-01-11 06:01:34 PM  
3 votes:
Putting aside for a moment the absurdity of this proposed law and the sexual deviance pervasive in today's GOP, how would this even be enforced? If it happens in public it's already illegal. If it happens behind closed doors, how would it be proven? Unless there's video of it, which would be child pr0n, which is also already illegal.

GOP....STOP THINKING ABOUT COCK ALL THE TIME!

Any republicans want to defend this, or are you more comfortable going on about Obamacare and Benghazi?
2014-01-11 04:38:27 PM  
3 votes:
images.webpark.ru

images.endandit.net

Iran.1970's.

Keep telling yourselveves: "That could never happen here..."
2014-01-11 09:24:15 AM  
3 votes:
What's the over/under on how many weeks till this imbecile is caught at a glory hole at a Richmond truck stop?
2014-01-11 09:21:56 AM  
3 votes:
"The kids are all libby Democrats anyway, so fark 'em."

The GOP voter outreach continues unabated.
2014-01-11 09:16:58 AM  
3 votes:
Another raging closeted politician who spends his evenings furiously masturbating in shame to the thought of young men having oral sex.

They still gonna do it, dude.
2014-01-11 09:06:51 AM  
3 votes:

The way Republicans protest about sex so much, it reminds me of the kind of people that protest beauty pageants...


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The louder the protests, the more we all know it's because you'd fail at it if you tried.

Why do conservatives advertise their shortcomings so readily like this? It just leaves them open to ridicule. Ridicule they're impotent to address.
2014-01-11 08:45:41 AM  
3 votes:
So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?
2014-01-11 03:16:49 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Republicans, please stop worrying about what other people do with their sexual organs.
2014-01-11 03:09:15 PM  
2 votes:
I sense an imminent for-profit juvenile prison contract, but admittedly I'm feeling a little tinfoil-hattish today.
2014-01-11 02:11:27 PM  
2 votes:

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


It's not a mental illness. It's business.

The main focus of the modern Christian church is to make you feel guilty about the most basic human instinct/need next to eating and breathing. Why would they do this? Because the more people they have in Church hating themselves for wanting to engage in a basic human activity, the more money they make.

It's that simple.
2014-01-11 10:12:42 AM  
2 votes:
Lawrence v Texas invalidated these laws explicitly on 14th-amendment grounds.  It's not possible to re-institute them without, y'know, getting another constitutional amendment passed.

Sorry, bud, no dice on this one.
2014-01-11 10:11:02 AM  
2 votes:
Gay sex for adult: legal and constitutionally protected.Gay sex for minors: felony and lands you on a sex offender registry for life.It's a special kind of Republican stupid where minors face longer jail sentences than adults for committing the exact same 'crime'.
2014-01-11 09:46:15 AM  
2 votes:
WTF is wrong with Republicans?
2014-01-11 09:44:17 AM  
2 votes:
If that pic doesn't scream "I THINK COCKS IN MY ASS ARE COOL" I don't know what does.
2014-01-11 09:42:10 AM  
2 votes:

Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".


Dubya (1999-2007): "real Republican"
Dubya (2008-present): RINO statist

/this is what Fark LibertardiansTM truly believe
2014-01-11 09:03:28 AM  
2 votes:
In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.
2014-01-11 09:00:14 AM  
2 votes:
According to an "impact statement" accompanying this new bill, limiting the proscriptions to non-adults is an attempt to get around the due process problems.

So the Virginia GOP thinks teenagers don't have equal rights under the 14th Amendment?

Sorry, that was a silly question.  Teenagers are obviously just one of the many groups of people they think don't deserve equal rights.
2014-01-11 08:21:01 PM  
1 vote:
Republicans are the only group of people that think about gay sex more than the gays do.
2014-01-11 05:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Fail, butthurt and tears?

Yep, that sounds about right.
2014-01-11 02:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
It is mind boggling that our lawmakers spend time on shiat like this.
2014-01-11 02:45:37 PM  
1 vote:
So Republicans are all about going to war and dropping napalm on brown people, but they pass laws against things designed to give orgasms?

Seriously, what's wrong with that political party?
2014-01-11 02:18:03 PM  
1 vote:
dude is sexually unhappy, wants to make sure everybody is unhappy, news at 11
2014-01-11 02:12:17 PM  
1 vote:

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.
2014-01-11 02:04:49 PM  
1 vote:
I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.
2014-01-11 12:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
Finally, a Republican is getting tired of sucking off his wealthy owners and big business brass and wants it outlawed.   about time.
2014-01-11 11:06:29 AM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites
KIA
2014-01-11 11:06:14 AM  
1 vote:
Swear to all that is holy, if the republicans want to start salvaging anything resembling a reputation, they gotta take their political hands out of peoples' pants.  Americans are kind of particular that way.
2014-01-11 11:03:35 AM  
1 vote:
The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?

And why can't I see this rampant sodomy on Google Earth pics?  You know, for research.
2014-01-11 10:47:18 AM  
1 vote:
"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation". Said by a filthy Canadian nearly fifty years ago but I think it should be the policy in any real modern democracy. You can never totally police the private sexual practices of people but you can spend time and effort passing useless laws that might manage to snag an offender or two and ultimately do nothing but ruin their lives for a crime that impacts nobody and harms nobody. There are already laws on the books against forced sexual acts and underage sexual acts so why further complicate things? It's just stupid no matter the state or country and all you achieve is making criminals out of innocent people.
2014-01-11 10:29:15 AM  
1 vote:
It's gonna be funny when this guy gets busted with a hard drive overflowing with child pr0n.
2014-01-11 10:29:08 AM  
1 vote:

jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny


I know. This will be as much of a deterrent as making the legal drinking age 21. Because we all know, no one ever tried to drink alcohol before their 21st birthday.

I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.
2014-01-11 10:28:49 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not speaking as a partisan here because in all seriousness, Republicans are farked in the head.
2014-01-11 10:27:08 AM  
1 vote:
sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny
2014-01-11 09:55:55 AM  
1 vote:
So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?
2014-01-11 09:55:45 AM  
1 vote:

Apos: One more asinine Republican story to go to make this a trifecta....


There is a trifecta every day.  Usually a hat trick of trifectas (9 total, for the math challenged).
2014-01-11 09:43:56 AM  
1 vote:

pueblonative: Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".

Dubya (1999-2007): "real Republican"
Dubya (2008-present): RINO statist

/this is what Fark LibertardiansTM truly believe


Also see Mitch McConnell pre- and post- 2013 debt ceiling crisis
2014-01-11 09:39:12 AM  
1 vote:

sno man: snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Okay, so, assuming that you can find such a thing, and that they win, traditionally the legislative would go the other way, you guys are funny balance wise that way.  Might take 'til mid terms, but it nearly always happens.

Who is this RINO of whom you speak?
And this massive voter fraud thing, I'm sure you have examples?



Well, the RINO's son did have business dealings with the company that made a lot of voting machines. His name was Tagg or Bagg or Bort or Tunk or Spat or Grok or Bapp or Tarp or Bloop or Wank or Wax or Pap or something like that.
2014-01-11 09:37:58 AM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Please name one "real Republican".
2014-01-11 09:24:55 AM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


That's cute. It's a Fark Libertariantm trying to make a name for itself.

Is it true that every time Rush Limbaugh passes gas on a teenage boy, one of you gets a new login?
2014-01-11 09:24:34 AM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


That looks like English, but makes no sense whatsoever.
2014-01-11 09:21:04 AM  
1 vote:
This thread needs more facepalm images. It's the only response to something this idiotic.
2014-01-11 09:06:47 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


Great band name as an opening act for Pussy Riot too.
2014-01-11 08:48:44 AM  
1 vote:

LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.


Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-11 08:48:37 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?


It doesn't result in pregnancy, it just results in having to go live with grandma for a year.
2014-01-11 07:46:36 AM  
1 vote:

LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs anus.

2014-01-11 06:33:28 AM  
1 vote:
Wait until his boyfriend finds out.
2014-01-11 03:38:08 AM  
1 vote:
C'mon.  Any Republican will tell you it's hotter when it's wrong.
 
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