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(Huffington Post)   Even after Cooch was licked, Virginia Republican vows to pass law banning consensual oral sex   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2014-01-11 03:09:15 PM
I sense an imminent for-profit juvenile prison contract, but admittedly I'm feeling a little tinfoil-hattish today.
 
2014-01-11 03:10:23 PM
If only their mothers had given head that fateful night.
 
2014-01-11 03:16:49 PM
Dear Republicans, please stop worrying about what other people do with their sexual organs.
 
2014-01-11 03:25:43 PM

Aquapope: This guy has his lips clamped around the collective asshole of the religious right.  He's in violation of his own bill.


Nope, because he and the religious right are adults.

Well, adults based on biological age. Mental age is a different story.
 
2014-01-11 04:08:39 PM

LucklessWonder: And people wonder why I'm trying to get a blowjob out of this state!


ftfy
 
2014-01-11 04:10:29 PM

alizeran: AdamK: remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal

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I just want to say that as a female who loves hats and owns a lot of hats, both antique and modern, this ongoing hat hatred depresses the hell out of me.

/the fedora was originally a lady's hat
 
2014-01-11 04:18:48 PM
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This guy couldn't possibly be pandering to a base of any kind. I mean, just look at him; his blue collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and hey he's even touching tractor! No, this isn't a slick car salesmen like those fat cats up in Washington. This is a home grown, God fearing southern gentlemen! He truly has your best interests in mind, and it all starts with what your kids put in their mouth. After all, If Sally has a mouth full of cock, how is she going to sing the lord Jesus's praises?
 
2014-01-11 04:21:10 PM
Ringshadow:
I just want to say that as a female who loves hats and owns a lot of hats, both antique and modern, this ongoing hat hatred depresses the hell out of me.

/the fedora was originally a lady's hat


Maybe if the fedoraheads found an outlet for their sexual frustration that was less cringe worthy than watching cartoons made for little girls un-ironically they wouldn't be dragging their subculture's favorite headgear into the realm of mockery where people on the bottom of the social totem pole choose to hang said hat.

Checks Profile.

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2014-01-11 04:38:09 PM

HypnozombieX: Make  no mistake THIS is exactly what Republicans mean by "Small government"
It's just a lie they use so they can get in an regulate and micromanage your life once they get in power.


Welcome to the NWO... AKA  the new Feudalistic Globalism... it saddens me greatly that, with the personification of Corporations, the People will evermore take the hindmost.
 
2014-01-11 04:38:27 PM
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Iran.1970's.

Keep telling yourselveves: "That could never happen here..."
 
2014-01-11 04:53:38 PM

stoli n coke: What's the over/under on how many weeks till this imbecile is caught at a glory hole at a Richmond truck stop?


Somethin's going on in that pin head. I always suspicious of people that are overly concerned with what others are doing, and something about him reminds me of Haggard or Bachmann.

Bslim: If that pic doesn't scream "I THINK COCKS IN MY ASS ARE COOL" I don't know what does.


^^^^^^^! Closet cases are such a nuisance.
 
2014-01-11 04:58:20 PM

FnkyTwn: Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".

John Wayne and Ronald Reagan (although Reagan wouldn't qualify these days, but in the 80s he was hardcore)


Ahhh, Saint 666. May this SOB burn forever for being the origin of all of this rewarding of the most fortunate amongst us.
 
2014-01-11 05:39:43 PM

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Fail, butthurt and tears?

Yep, that sounds about right.
 
2014-01-11 05:44:26 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: This guy couldn't possibly be pandering to a base of any kind. I mean, just look at him; his blue collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and hey he's even touching tractor! No, this isn't a slick car salesmen like those fat cats up in Washington. This is a home grown, God fearing southern gentlemen! He truly has your best interests in mind, and it all starts with what your kids put in their mouth. After all, If Sally has a mouth full of cock, how is she going to sing the lord Jesus's praises?


The bigger worry is if Sally has a mouthful, there may not be enough cocks left for him.

/Methinks the lad doth protest too much
 
2014-01-11 06:01:34 PM
Putting aside for a moment the absurdity of this proposed law and the sexual deviance pervasive in today's GOP, how would this even be enforced? If it happens in public it's already illegal. If it happens behind closed doors, how would it be proven? Unless there's video of it, which would be child pr0n, which is also already illegal.

GOP....STOP THINKING ABOUT COCK ALL THE TIME!

Any republicans want to defend this, or are you more comfortable going on about Obamacare and Benghazi?
 
2014-01-11 07:10:11 PM
Sybarite
 2014-01-11 08:45:41 AM(favorite)

So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?

Yes. Because pro-birth. Don't abort! Have that babby! And after you don't abort and have the babby, then FARK YOU! But at least you didn't have an abortion or oral sodomy.
 
2014-01-11 07:28:47 PM
Is anal fisting considered oral sex?
 
2014-01-11 07:45:04 PM
Mugato: Any republicans want to defend this, or are you more comfortable going on about Obamacare and Benghazi?

As long as BENGAYZI!!1! remains the diabolical Obamaplot of using Libyan gayz with muscle aches to distract America from Jesus that we claim it is, then we shall continue beating this dead Libyan horse until 11:59 pm on November 15, 2016.   However, that doesn't mean we don't have time for sodomy.  We always make time for sodomy.
 
2014-01-11 07:45:36 PM

OooShiny: The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?




No, they will send in the crack commando force of the Reagan's Raiders

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2014-01-11 08:03:11 PM

toomuchwhargarbl: Maybe if the fedoraheads found an outlet for their sexual frustration that was less cringe worthy than watching cartoons made for little girls un-ironically they wouldn't be dragging their subculture's favorite headgear into the realm of mockery where people on the bottom of the social totem pole choose to hang said hat.

Checks Profile.

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I wasn't aware I was supposed to be assisting with something.

/cartoons are for everyone you schmuck
//personally, I prefer comic books
 
2014-01-11 08:06:34 PM

invictus2: OooShiny: The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?


No, they will send in the crack commando force of the Reagan's Raiders

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Ah yes; the Just-Say-No drones.
 
2014-01-11 08:21:01 PM
Republicans are the only group of people that think about gay sex more than the gays do.
 
2014-01-11 09:15:27 PM
If the Republicans all over the US who were voted in during 2012 worked as hard at creating jobs as they did at legislating private parts and trying to deny health care coverage we'd have 2% unemployment.
 
2014-01-11 11:12:47 PM

geek_mars: In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.


So do I. Mind you, I just try to talk to my wife into giving me a blow job instead of involving the state legislature.
 
2014-01-11 11:13:59 PM

geek_mars: In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.


An oral fixation?
 
2014-01-11 11:27:18 PM

toomuchwhargarbl: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.


Fedorahead?


That's a new one for me and, surprisingly enough, google.
 
2014-01-12 03:09:37 AM
Hey Senator Garrett,

files.myopera.com

/As said by Captain Bridger of SeaQuest
 
2014-01-12 10:40:50 AM

stoli n coke: I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.


The miners are a state over, in West Virginia.

*cough*
 
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