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(Huffington Post)   Even after Cooch was licked, Virginia Republican vows to pass law banning consensual oral sex   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2014-01-11 10:29:10 AM
Would this be a "Penal Code"?


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2014-01-11 10:29:15 AM
It's gonna be funny when this guy gets busted with a hard drive overflowing with child pr0n.
 
2014-01-11 10:43:02 AM
Thank goodness someone is willing to make all my decisions for me. It's tough being a man because I don't have a husband to do that for me. Thank you Conservatopians.
 
2014-01-11 10:43:26 AM
These kinds of laws get confusing mostly because they should not be laws. We already have plenty of laws, why is it necessary to make more?
 
2014-01-11 10:45:38 AM

stoli n coke: jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny

I know. This will be as much of a deterrent as making the legal drinking age 21. Because we all know, no one ever tried to drink alcohol before their 21st birthday.

I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.



I think it more of there are things he wants his wife to do in bed and she will not do them so he figures if he can't get them then no one should be able to.
 
2014-01-11 10:47:18 AM
"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation". Said by a filthy Canadian nearly fifty years ago but I think it should be the policy in any real modern democracy. You can never totally police the private sexual practices of people but you can spend time and effort passing useless laws that might manage to snag an offender or two and ultimately do nothing but ruin their lives for a crime that impacts nobody and harms nobody. There are already laws on the books against forced sexual acts and underage sexual acts so why further complicate things? It's just stupid no matter the state or country and all you achieve is making criminals out of innocent people.
 
2014-01-11 10:53:38 AM
 Make  no mistake THIS is exactly what Republicans mean by "Small government"
It's just a lie they use so they can get in an regulate and micromanage your life once they get in power.
 
2014-01-11 10:57:50 AM
All those poor christian girls who just allowed anal to save their 'virginity' until marriage, now what will they do?

Unsure if this is about gays, or them trying desperately to control their daughters.
 
2014-01-11 11:03:35 AM
The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?

And why can't I see this rampant sodomy on Google Earth pics?  You know, for research.
 
KIA
2014-01-11 11:06:14 AM
Swear to all that is holy, if the republicans want to start salvaging anything resembling a reputation, they gotta take their political hands out of peoples' pants.  Americans are kind of particular that way.
 
2014-01-11 11:06:18 AM

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


The GOP establishment has rejected social liberalism.  In essence, any GOP candidate that is socially liberal enough to win the presidency won't win the nomination.  In other words, so long as the GOP continues to run on an anti-immigration, anti-gay marriage, or against marijuana legalization...they'll fail to win the big races.  Why?  Because the majority of Americans support those issues.
 
2014-01-11 11:06:29 AM

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites
 
2014-01-11 11:10:17 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.


Hey, what's wrong with getting some coffee and doughnuts before hunting?
 
2014-01-11 11:14:39 AM
And people wonder why I'm trying to get a job out of this state
 
2014-01-11 11:17:27 AM
He's a Republican. All Republicans are scummy, evil bastards so this should come as a surprise to no one.
 
2014-01-11 11:17:28 AM

Richard C Stanford: HotIgneous Intruder: Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.

Hey, what's wrong with getting some coffee and doughnuts before hunting?


Nothing, just make sure you take some of your brethren out.  Thin the heard, so to speak.

No, it's cool, Darwin approves.
 
2014-01-11 11:21:59 AM

Richard C Stanford: HotIgneous Intruder: Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.

Hey, what's wrong with getting some coffee and doughnuts before hunting?


Fashion police and grammar nazis in a sodomy control thread? I'm feeling pretty violated this morning.
 
2014-01-11 11:30:37 AM
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2014-01-11 11:36:17 AM
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Public Enemy #1

 
2014-01-11 11:43:32 AM
imageshack.com  69 LOL
 
2014-01-11 11:51:37 AM

jso2897: sno man: Semantic Warrior: So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?

There looks to be a consent element too, so as long as neither party consented everyone is good.  TAA DAA!

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Yeah, I don't think a guy dressed like that and on skates in San Francisco (you can tell by the trolley and the hill) would have to worry about having an erection while approaching a woman like that.
 
2014-01-11 11:57:30 AM
So this is like abortions?

Republican men wanting to regulate something they never experience.
 
2014-01-11 12:07:51 PM

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican


static3.wikia.nocookie.net

This had better not be goddamned obscure.
 
2014-01-11 12:10:05 PM
States should not have rights. Smaller government engages in far more crazy than larger government. As long as states continue to have significant rights you'll see laws addressing sex acts between consenting parties, massive amounts of inequality, the good ole boy system held intact, and bizarre laws based on religion. Not to mention it's the most inefficient way to operate we could possibly dream up.
 
2014-01-11 12:13:05 PM

PawisBetlog: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites


unfortunately, due to thread context, starting with "who mopped the floor" eclipsed the rest of the post...
 
2014-01-11 12:17:31 PM

Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".


John Wayne and Ronald Reagan (although Reagan wouldn't qualify these days, but in the 80s he was hardcore)
 
2014-01-11 12:31:30 PM

cynicalminion: PawisBetlog: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites

unfortunately, due to thread context, starting with "who mopped the floor" eclipsed the rest of the post...


Looked almost like a line from Ginsburg's Howl, ironically enough.
 
2014-01-11 12:33:11 PM
The Republican Party:  Down with gun control, up with "gun" control.
 
2014-01-11 12:36:04 PM
This guy has his lips clamped around the collective asshole of the religious right.  He's in violation of his own bill.
 
2014-01-11 12:59:17 PM
Finally, a Republican is getting tired of sucking off his wealthy owners and big business brass and wants it outlawed.   about time.
 
2014-01-11 01:03:09 PM
Maybe he's a wad that should've been swallowed?
 
2014-01-11 01:04:23 PM
When blow jobs are made illegal only criminals will have blow jobs.
 
2014-01-11 01:08:59 PM

red5ish: When blow jobs are made illegal only criminals will have blow jobs.


Mandatory marriage would solve that blowjob problem. Enjoy your marriage equality gays.
 
2014-01-11 01:47:25 PM
I know there are republicans around here, where are the defenders of this?
 
2014-01-11 01:50:30 PM

jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.


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Obviously.
 
2014-01-11 01:51:47 PM
Guess who just made a sizeable donation to his campaign if he'd drop his ass licking bill.

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2014-01-11 02:04:49 PM
I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.
 
2014-01-11 02:07:22 PM

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


[ ] Religion
[ ] Conservatism
[ ] all of the above


make your pick.
 
2014-01-11 02:11:27 PM

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


It's not a mental illness. It's business.

The main focus of the modern Christian church is to make you feel guilty about the most basic human instinct/need next to eating and breathing. Why would they do this? Because the more people they have in Church hating themselves for wanting to engage in a basic human activity, the more money they make.

It's that simple.
 
2014-01-11 02:12:17 PM

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.
 
2014-01-11 02:18:03 PM
dude is sexually unhappy, wants to make sure everybody is unhappy, news at 11
 
2014-01-11 02:18:55 PM

toomuchwhargarbl: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.


i remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal
 
2014-01-11 02:23:27 PM

Granny_Panties: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

It's not a mental illness. It's business.

The main focus of the modern Christian church is to make you feel guilty about the most basic human instinct/need next to eating and breathing. Why would they do this? Because the more people they have in Church hating themselves for wanting to engage in a basic human activity, the more money they make.

It's that simple.


No, the vast majority of people aren't that psychotic about sex. These batshiat insane republicans don't represent the majority, even the moral majority. No, they're just crazy.
 
2014-01-11 02:41:55 PM

AdamK: remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal


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2014-01-11 02:45:37 PM
So Republicans are all about going to war and dropping napalm on brown people, but they pass laws against things designed to give orgasms?

Seriously, what's wrong with that political party?
 
2014-01-11 02:56:25 PM
It is mind boggling that our lawmakers spend time on shiat like this.
 
2014-01-11 03:04:15 PM

Karac: So the Virginia GOP thinks teenagers don't have equal rights under the 14th Amendment?

Sorry, that was a silly question. Teenagers are obviously just one of the many groups of people they think don't deserve equal rights.


Um, all sorts of rights are curtailed for teenagers, and not just in Virginia.  Can't vote before you are 18, can't enter into legally binding contracts, and the driver's license laws in some places are truly byzantine.
 
2014-01-11 03:04:27 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Fark the politicians who want to dictate permissible bedroom behavior or women's health issues.
This is a free country, so fark off and let people be free.


Young grasshopper, you fail to distinguish between "freedom" and "Freedomtm." The former has a meaning most of us agree upon. The latter is a both a marketing ploy and an unintentional performance art masterpiece. If I were to convince one million people that the sun orbits around the earth, it would pale in comparison to how the GOP has perverted the meanings of the very words on their banners. Liberty,tm , often used in conjunction with Freedomtm, now means a government small enough to give carte blanche to the influential few yet is somehow large enough to dictate everyone else's personal life.
All hail the new Patriotstm.
 
2014-01-11 03:05:15 PM

zarberg: So Republicans are all about going to war and dropping napalm on brown people, but they pass laws against things designed to give orgasms?

Seriously, what's wrong with that political party?


You're thinking of it wrong. The republicans are intensely jealous that the laws in the brown people countries are able to restrict all manners of freedoms including sexual activities and women's rights, and also at the same time allow rape to be legitimate. They bomb them out of spite.
 
2014-01-11 03:08:33 PM
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