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2014-01-11 12:16:22 AM  
The party of "smaller government" strikes again.
 
2014-01-11 01:16:43 AM  
Looks like they found their replacement for Governor Ultrasound.
 
2014-01-11 02:57:03 AM  
A laser-like focus on jobs.
 
2014-01-11 03:38:08 AM  
C'mon.  Any Republican will tell you it's hotter when it's wrong.
 
2014-01-11 06:33:28 AM  
Wait until his boyfriend finds out.
 
2014-01-11 07:46:36 AM  

LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs anus.

 
2014-01-11 08:38:51 AM  
Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America
 
2014-01-11 08:45:41 AM  
So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-11 08:48:37 AM  

Sybarite: So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?


It doesn't result in pregnancy, it just results in having to go live with grandma for a year.
 
2014-01-11 08:48:44 AM  

LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.


Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.
 
2014-01-11 08:57:49 AM  
One more asinine Republican story to go to make this a trifecta....
 
2014-01-11 08:59:25 AM  
Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.
 
2014-01-11 09:00:14 AM  
According to an "impact statement" accompanying this new bill, limiting the proscriptions to non-adults is an attempt to get around the due process problems.

So the Virginia GOP thinks teenagers don't have equal rights under the 14th Amendment?

Sorry, that was a silly question.  Teenagers are obviously just one of the many groups of people they think don't deserve equal rights.
 
2014-01-11 09:01:11 AM  

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


I would put that on my resume with pride.
 
2014-01-11 09:02:37 AM  
They do seem to enjoy having their minds in the gutter.
 
2014-01-11 09:03:28 AM  
In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.
 
2014-01-11 09:06:47 AM  

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


Great band name as an opening act for Pussy Riot too.
 
2014-01-11 09:06:51 AM  

The way Republicans protest about sex so much, it reminds me of the kind of people that protest beauty pageants...


vid.alarabiya.net



The louder the protests, the more we all know it's because you'd fail at it if you tried.

Why do conservatives advertise their shortcomings so readily like this? It just leaves them open to ridicule. Ridicule they're impotent to address.
 
2014-01-11 09:16:58 AM  
Another raging closeted politician who spends his evenings furiously masturbating in shame to the thought of young men having oral sex.

They still gonna do it, dude.
 
2014-01-11 09:20:45 AM  
oh, FFS, draft a law that prohibits adults engaging in sexual conduct with underage persons, clarify a Romeo and Juliet exception for borderline cases, and be done with it.


Oh wait, you guys managed to block that one because all you can think about is punishing the gays.
 
2014-01-11 09:21:04 AM  
This thread needs more facepalm images. It's the only response to something this idiotic.
 
2014-01-11 09:21:56 AM  
"The kids are all libby Democrats anyway, so fark 'em."

The GOP voter outreach continues unabated.
 
2014-01-11 09:22:08 AM  

slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America


Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.
 
2014-01-11 09:24:15 AM  
What's the over/under on how many weeks till this imbecile is caught at a glory hole at a Richmond truck stop?
 
2014-01-11 09:24:34 AM  

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


That looks like English, but makes no sense whatsoever.
 
2014-01-11 09:24:55 AM  

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


That's cute. It's a Fark Libertariantm trying to make a name for itself.

Is it true that every time Rush Limbaugh passes gas on a teenage boy, one of you gets a new login?
 
2014-01-11 09:29:21 AM  

snowshovel: What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


You'll get your ass handed to you and immediately have your minitruthers rewrite the past so that you were just running a RINO and wait until you run a real Republican....

And so it goes.
 
2014-01-11 09:33:19 AM  

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Okay, so, assuming that you can find such a thing, and that they win, traditionally the legislative would go the other way, you guys are funny balance wise that way.  Might take 'til mid terms, but it nearly always happens.

Who is this RINO of whom you speak?
And this massive voter fraud thing, I'm sure you have examples?
 
2014-01-11 09:37:58 AM  

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Please name one "real Republican".
 
2014-01-11 09:38:05 AM  

nekom: LIGAFF: A laser-like focus on jobs.

Sodomy Tsar would technically be a job.


And a good name for an opening act for The Dismemberment Plan.
 
2014-01-11 09:39:12 AM  

sno man: snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Okay, so, assuming that you can find such a thing, and that they win, traditionally the legislative would go the other way, you guys are funny balance wise that way.  Might take 'til mid terms, but it nearly always happens.

Who is this RINO of whom you speak?
And this massive voter fraud thing, I'm sure you have examples?



Well, the RINO's son did have business dealings with the company that made a lot of voting machines. His name was Tagg or Bagg or Bort or Tunk or Spat or Grok or Bapp or Tarp or Bloop or Wank or Wax or Pap or something like that.
 
2014-01-11 09:41:24 AM  
Sorry, my mistake. Pap ran the smear campaign.
 
2014-01-11 09:42:10 AM  

Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".


Dubya (1999-2007): "real Republican"
Dubya (2008-present): RINO statist

/this is what Fark LibertardiansTM truly believe
 
2014-01-11 09:43:56 AM  

pueblonative: Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".

Dubya (1999-2007): "real Republican"
Dubya (2008-present): RINO statist

/this is what Fark LibertardiansTM truly believe


Also see Mitch McConnell pre- and post- 2013 debt ceiling crisis
 
2014-01-11 09:44:17 AM  
If that pic doesn't scream "I THINK COCKS IN MY ASS ARE COOL" I don't know what does.
 
2014-01-11 09:46:15 AM  
WTF is wrong with Republicans?
 
2014-01-11 09:50:37 AM  

Leishu: snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

That's cute. It's a Fark Libertariantm trying to make a name for itself.

Is it true that every time Rush Limbaugh passes gas on a teenage boy, one of you gets a new login?


And people wonder why the youth of today seems so farked up.
 
2014-01-11 09:51:19 AM  
I view this the same way I view abortion.

I'm a man, so I'll never have an abortion so I don't have anything to say about it, but I completely support any woman's right to make all decisions regarding reproductive rights and her body herself.

As far as sex acts are concerned, even if it's not my cup of tea, I don't think I should be trying to decide or dictate who sticks what where or who licks whose body part or what body part they want to lick, stick, or flick. That's a private, personal decision.

Fark the politicians who want to dictate permissible bedroom behavior or women's health issues.
This is a free country, so fark off and let people be free.
 
2014-01-11 09:52:57 AM  
Great headline.
 
2014-01-11 09:55:45 AM  

Apos: One more asinine Republican story to go to make this a trifecta....


There is a trifecta every day.  Usually a hat trick of trifectas (9 total, for the math challenged).
 
2014-01-11 09:55:55 AM  
So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?
 
2014-01-11 10:01:02 AM  

Epic Fap Session: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Please name one "real Republican".


Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2014-01-11 10:02:14 AM  

Semantic Warrior: So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?


There looks to be a consent element too, so as long as neither party consented everyone is good.  TAA DAA!
 
2014-01-11 10:03:39 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: [I am a person who believes in common sense and personal freedom]


Looks like we've got a new addition to the LOPCATGOPATA.
 
2014-01-11 10:04:59 AM  

sno man: Semantic Warrior: So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?

There looks to be a consent element too, so as long as neither party consented everyone is good.  TAA DAA!


i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-11 10:11:02 AM  
Gay sex for adult: legal and constitutionally protected.Gay sex for minors: felony and lands you on a sex offender registry for life.It's a special kind of Republican stupid where minors face longer jail sentences than adults for committing the exact same 'crime'.
 
2014-01-11 10:12:42 AM  
Lawrence v Texas invalidated these laws explicitly on 14th-amendment grounds.  It's not possible to re-institute them without, y'know, getting another constitutional amendment passed.

Sorry, bud, no dice on this one.
 
2014-01-11 10:27:08 AM  
sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny
 
2014-01-11 10:28:49 AM  
I'm not speaking as a partisan here because in all seriousness, Republicans are farked in the head.
 
2014-01-11 10:29:08 AM  

jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny


I know. This will be as much of a deterrent as making the legal drinking age 21. Because we all know, no one ever tried to drink alcohol before their 21st birthday.

I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.
 
2014-01-11 10:29:10 AM  
Would this be a "Penal Code"?


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2014-01-11 10:29:15 AM  
It's gonna be funny when this guy gets busted with a hard drive overflowing with child pr0n.
 
2014-01-11 10:43:02 AM  
Thank goodness someone is willing to make all my decisions for me. It's tough being a man because I don't have a husband to do that for me. Thank you Conservatopians.
 
2014-01-11 10:43:26 AM  
These kinds of laws get confusing mostly because they should not be laws. We already have plenty of laws, why is it necessary to make more?
 
2014-01-11 10:45:38 AM  

stoli n coke: jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.  by just saying its anyone under 18 who can't do these.  He is trying to make it so as these teens grow up they think these things are off limits and don't do them when they become adults.  Even if this passes everything it would backfire so bad its not going be funny

I know. This will be as much of a deterrent as making the legal drinking age 21. Because we all know, no one ever tried to drink alcohol before their 21st birthday.

I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.



I think it more of there are things he wants his wife to do in bed and she will not do them so he figures if he can't get them then no one should be able to.
 
2014-01-11 10:47:18 AM  
"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation". Said by a filthy Canadian nearly fifty years ago but I think it should be the policy in any real modern democracy. You can never totally police the private sexual practices of people but you can spend time and effort passing useless laws that might manage to snag an offender or two and ultimately do nothing but ruin their lives for a crime that impacts nobody and harms nobody. There are already laws on the books against forced sexual acts and underage sexual acts so why further complicate things? It's just stupid no matter the state or country and all you achieve is making criminals out of innocent people.
 
2014-01-11 10:53:38 AM  
 Make  no mistake THIS is exactly what Republicans mean by "Small government"
It's just a lie they use so they can get in an regulate and micromanage your life once they get in power.
 
2014-01-11 10:57:50 AM  
All those poor christian girls who just allowed anal to save their 'virginity' until marriage, now what will they do?

Unsure if this is about gays, or them trying desperately to control their daughters.
 
2014-01-11 11:03:35 AM  
The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?

And why can't I see this rampant sodomy on Google Earth pics?  You know, for research.
 
KIA
2014-01-11 11:06:14 AM  
Swear to all that is holy, if the republicans want to start salvaging anything resembling a reputation, they gotta take their political hands out of peoples' pants.  Americans are kind of particular that way.
 
2014-01-11 11:06:18 AM  

snowshovel: Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


The GOP establishment has rejected social liberalism.  In essence, any GOP candidate that is socially liberal enough to win the presidency won't win the nomination.  In other words, so long as the GOP continues to run on an anti-immigration, anti-gay marriage, or against marijuana legalization...they'll fail to win the big races.  Why?  Because the majority of Americans support those issues.
 
2014-01-11 11:06:29 AM  

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites
 
2014-01-11 11:10:17 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.


Hey, what's wrong with getting some coffee and doughnuts before hunting?
 
2014-01-11 11:14:39 AM  
And people wonder why I'm trying to get a job out of this state
 
2014-01-11 11:17:27 AM  
He's a Republican. All Republicans are scummy, evil bastards so this should come as a surprise to no one.
 
2014-01-11 11:17:28 AM  

Richard C Stanford: HotIgneous Intruder: Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.

Hey, what's wrong with getting some coffee and doughnuts before hunting?


Nothing, just make sure you take some of your brethren out.  Thin the heard, so to speak.

No, it's cool, Darwin approves.
 
2014-01-11 11:21:59 AM  

Richard C Stanford: HotIgneous Intruder: Out in the convenience stores, they're wearing camouflage jackets and coveralls.
It's rural Virginia, buncha backwards farks.

Hey, what's wrong with getting some coffee and doughnuts before hunting?


Fashion police and grammar nazis in a sodomy control thread? I'm feeling pretty violated this morning.
 
2014-01-11 11:30:37 AM  
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2014-01-11 11:36:17 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org


Public Enemy #1

 
2014-01-11 11:43:32 AM  
imageshack.com  69 LOL
 
2014-01-11 11:51:37 AM  

jso2897: sno man: Semantic Warrior: So the law is that anyone that performs or receives oral sex is guilty of a felony?  But not consenting adults.  So wait, they're basically writing the law that would make felons out of minors?

There looks to be a consent element too, so as long as neither party consented everyone is good.  TAA DAA!

[i18.photobucket.com image 429x640]


Yeah, I don't think a guy dressed like that and on skates in San Francisco (you can tell by the trolley and the hill) would have to worry about having an erection while approaching a woman like that.
 
2014-01-11 11:57:30 AM  
So this is like abortions?

Republican men wanting to regulate something they never experience.
 
2014-01-11 12:07:51 PM  

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican


static3.wikia.nocookie.net

This had better not be goddamned obscure.
 
2014-01-11 12:10:05 PM  
States should not have rights. Smaller government engages in far more crazy than larger government. As long as states continue to have significant rights you'll see laws addressing sex acts between consenting parties, massive amounts of inequality, the good ole boy system held intact, and bizarre laws based on religion. Not to mention it's the most inefficient way to operate we could possibly dream up.
 
2014-01-11 12:13:05 PM  

PawisBetlog: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites


unfortunately, due to thread context, starting with "who mopped the floor" eclipsed the rest of the post...
 
2014-01-11 12:17:31 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".


John Wayne and Ronald Reagan (although Reagan wouldn't qualify these days, but in the 80s he was hardcore)
 
2014-01-11 12:31:30 PM  

cynicalminion: PawisBetlog: snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.

Gotta hand it to him/her, got lots of bites

unfortunately, due to thread context, starting with "who mopped the floor" eclipsed the rest of the post...


Looked almost like a line from Ginsburg's Howl, ironically enough.
 
2014-01-11 12:33:11 PM  
The Republican Party:  Down with gun control, up with "gun" control.
 
2014-01-11 12:36:04 PM  
This guy has his lips clamped around the collective asshole of the religious right.  He's in violation of his own bill.
 
2014-01-11 12:59:17 PM  
Finally, a Republican is getting tired of sucking off his wealthy owners and big business brass and wants it outlawed.   about time.
 
2014-01-11 01:03:09 PM  
Maybe he's a wad that should've been swallowed?
 
2014-01-11 01:04:23 PM  
When blow jobs are made illegal only criminals will have blow jobs.
 
2014-01-11 01:08:59 PM  

red5ish: When blow jobs are made illegal only criminals will have blow jobs.


Mandatory marriage would solve that blowjob problem. Enjoy your marriage equality gays.
 
2014-01-11 01:47:25 PM  
I know there are republicans around here, where are the defenders of this?
 
2014-01-11 01:50:30 PM  

jumac: sound more like what he doing is a work around.


uploads.ryanhellyer.net
Obviously.
 
2014-01-11 01:51:47 PM  
Guess who just made a sizeable donation to his campaign if he'd drop his ass licking bill.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-11 02:04:49 PM  
I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.
 
2014-01-11 02:07:22 PM  

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


[ ] Religion
[ ] Conservatism
[ ] all of the above


make your pick.
 
2014-01-11 02:11:27 PM  

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


It's not a mental illness. It's business.

The main focus of the modern Christian church is to make you feel guilty about the most basic human instinct/need next to eating and breathing. Why would they do this? Because the more people they have in Church hating themselves for wanting to engage in a basic human activity, the more money they make.

It's that simple.
 
2014-01-11 02:12:17 PM  

MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.


I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.
 
2014-01-11 02:18:03 PM  
dude is sexually unhappy, wants to make sure everybody is unhappy, news at 11
 
2014-01-11 02:18:55 PM  

toomuchwhargarbl: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.


i remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal
 
2014-01-11 02:23:27 PM  

Granny_Panties: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

It's not a mental illness. It's business.

The main focus of the modern Christian church is to make you feel guilty about the most basic human instinct/need next to eating and breathing. Why would they do this? Because the more people they have in Church hating themselves for wanting to engage in a basic human activity, the more money they make.

It's that simple.


No, the vast majority of people aren't that psychotic about sex. These batshiat insane republicans don't represent the majority, even the moral majority. No, they're just crazy.
 
2014-01-11 02:41:55 PM  

AdamK: remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-11 02:45:37 PM  
So Republicans are all about going to war and dropping napalm on brown people, but they pass laws against things designed to give orgasms?

Seriously, what's wrong with that political party?
 
2014-01-11 02:56:25 PM  
It is mind boggling that our lawmakers spend time on shiat like this.
 
2014-01-11 03:04:15 PM  

Karac: So the Virginia GOP thinks teenagers don't have equal rights under the 14th Amendment?

Sorry, that was a silly question. Teenagers are obviously just one of the many groups of people they think don't deserve equal rights.


Um, all sorts of rights are curtailed for teenagers, and not just in Virginia.  Can't vote before you are 18, can't enter into legally binding contracts, and the driver's license laws in some places are truly byzantine.
 
2014-01-11 03:04:27 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Fark the politicians who want to dictate permissible bedroom behavior or women's health issues.
This is a free country, so fark off and let people be free.


Young grasshopper, you fail to distinguish between "freedom" and "Freedomtm." The former has a meaning most of us agree upon. The latter is a both a marketing ploy and an unintentional performance art masterpiece. If I were to convince one million people that the sun orbits around the earth, it would pale in comparison to how the GOP has perverted the meanings of the very words on their banners. Liberty,tm , often used in conjunction with Freedomtm, now means a government small enough to give carte blanche to the influential few yet is somehow large enough to dictate everyone else's personal life.
All hail the new Patriotstm.
 
2014-01-11 03:05:15 PM  

zarberg: So Republicans are all about going to war and dropping napalm on brown people, but they pass laws against things designed to give orgasms?

Seriously, what's wrong with that political party?


You're thinking of it wrong. The republicans are intensely jealous that the laws in the brown people countries are able to restrict all manners of freedoms including sexual activities and women's rights, and also at the same time allow rape to be legitimate. They bomb them out of spite.
 
2014-01-11 03:08:33 PM  
Weirdos
 
2014-01-11 03:09:15 PM  
I sense an imminent for-profit juvenile prison contract, but admittedly I'm feeling a little tinfoil-hattish today.
 
2014-01-11 03:10:23 PM  
If only their mothers had given head that fateful night.
 
2014-01-11 03:16:49 PM  
Dear Republicans, please stop worrying about what other people do with their sexual organs.
 
2014-01-11 03:25:43 PM  

Aquapope: This guy has his lips clamped around the collective asshole of the religious right.  He's in violation of his own bill.


Nope, because he and the religious right are adults.

Well, adults based on biological age. Mental age is a different story.
 
2014-01-11 04:08:39 PM  

LucklessWonder: And people wonder why I'm trying to get a blowjob out of this state!


ftfy
 
2014-01-11 04:10:29 PM  

alizeran: AdamK: remember when furries seemed weird, but then fedoras and bronies started appearing and made furries seem normal

[img.fark.net image 534x519]


I just want to say that as a female who loves hats and owns a lot of hats, both antique and modern, this ongoing hat hatred depresses the hell out of me.

/the fedora was originally a lady's hat
 
2014-01-11 04:18:48 PM  
i.huffpost.com

This guy couldn't possibly be pandering to a base of any kind. I mean, just look at him; his blue collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and hey he's even touching tractor! No, this isn't a slick car salesmen like those fat cats up in Washington. This is a home grown, God fearing southern gentlemen! He truly has your best interests in mind, and it all starts with what your kids put in their mouth. After all, If Sally has a mouth full of cock, how is she going to sing the lord Jesus's praises?
 
2014-01-11 04:21:10 PM  
Ringshadow:
I just want to say that as a female who loves hats and owns a lot of hats, both antique and modern, this ongoing hat hatred depresses the hell out of me.

/the fedora was originally a lady's hat


Maybe if the fedoraheads found an outlet for their sexual frustration that was less cringe worthy than watching cartoons made for little girls un-ironically they wouldn't be dragging their subculture's favorite headgear into the realm of mockery where people on the bottom of the social totem pole choose to hang said hat.

Checks Profile.

You'renothelping.jpg
 
2014-01-11 04:38:09 PM  

HypnozombieX: Make  no mistake THIS is exactly what Republicans mean by "Small government"
It's just a lie they use so they can get in an regulate and micromanage your life once they get in power.


Welcome to the NWO... AKA  the new Feudalistic Globalism... it saddens me greatly that, with the personification of Corporations, the People will evermore take the hindmost.
 
2014-01-11 04:38:27 PM  
images.webpark.ru

images.endandit.net

Iran.1970's.

Keep telling yourselveves: "That could never happen here..."
 
2014-01-11 04:53:38 PM  

stoli n coke: What's the over/under on how many weeks till this imbecile is caught at a glory hole at a Richmond truck stop?


Somethin's going on in that pin head. I always suspicious of people that are overly concerned with what others are doing, and something about him reminds me of Haggard or Bachmann.

Bslim: If that pic doesn't scream "I THINK COCKS IN MY ASS ARE COOL" I don't know what does.


^^^^^^^! Closet cases are such a nuisance.
 
2014-01-11 04:58:20 PM  

FnkyTwn: Epic Fap Session: Please name one "real Republican".

John Wayne and Ronald Reagan (although Reagan wouldn't qualify these days, but in the 80s he was hardcore)


Ahhh, Saint 666. May this SOB burn forever for being the origin of all of this rewarding of the most fortunate amongst us.
 
2014-01-11 05:39:43 PM  

snowshovel: slayer199: Yes, because banning it will certainly stop teens from having oral sex.

Dear GOP,

This is why you are considered to be a bunch of idiots.

Thank you,

America

Who mopped up the floor in house races when running a RINO for president, against massive vote fraud. What do you think will happen when we run a real Republican.


Fail, butthurt and tears?

Yep, that sounds about right.
 
2014-01-11 05:44:26 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: This guy couldn't possibly be pandering to a base of any kind. I mean, just look at him; his blue collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and hey he's even touching tractor! No, this isn't a slick car salesmen like those fat cats up in Washington. This is a home grown, God fearing southern gentlemen! He truly has your best interests in mind, and it all starts with what your kids put in their mouth. After all, If Sally has a mouth full of cock, how is she going to sing the lord Jesus's praises?


The bigger worry is if Sally has a mouthful, there may not be enough cocks left for him.

/Methinks the lad doth protest too much
 
2014-01-11 06:01:34 PM  
Putting aside for a moment the absurdity of this proposed law and the sexual deviance pervasive in today's GOP, how would this even be enforced? If it happens in public it's already illegal. If it happens behind closed doors, how would it be proven? Unless there's video of it, which would be child pr0n, which is also already illegal.

GOP....STOP THINKING ABOUT COCK ALL THE TIME!

Any republicans want to defend this, or are you more comfortable going on about Obamacare and Benghazi?
 
2014-01-11 07:10:11 PM  
Sybarite
 2014-01-11 08:45:41 AM(favorite)

So you're saying that teenagers should only have the kind of sex that can result in pregnancy?

Yes. Because pro-birth. Don't abort! Have that babby! And after you don't abort and have the babby, then FARK YOU! But at least you didn't have an abortion or oral sodomy.
 
2014-01-11 07:28:47 PM  
Is anal fisting considered oral sex?
 
2014-01-11 07:45:04 PM  
Mugato: Any republicans want to defend this, or are you more comfortable going on about Obamacare and Benghazi?

As long as BENGAYZI!!1! remains the diabolical Obamaplot of using Libyan gayz with muscle aches to distract America from Jesus that we claim it is, then we shall continue beating this dead Libyan horse until 11:59 pm on November 15, 2016.   However, that doesn't mean we don't have time for sodomy.  We always make time for sodomy.
 
2014-01-11 07:45:36 PM  

OooShiny: The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?




No, they will send in the crack commando force of the Reagan's Raiders

d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net
 
2014-01-11 08:03:11 PM  

toomuchwhargarbl: Maybe if the fedoraheads found an outlet for their sexual frustration that was less cringe worthy than watching cartoons made for little girls un-ironically they wouldn't be dragging their subculture's favorite headgear into the realm of mockery where people on the bottom of the social totem pole choose to hang said hat.

Checks Profile.

You'renothelping.jpg


31.media.tumblr.com

I wasn't aware I was supposed to be assisting with something.

/cartoons are for everyone you schmuck
//personally, I prefer comic books
 
2014-01-11 08:06:34 PM  

invictus2: OooShiny: The bill states that an emergency exists...

What is a public sodomy emergency, exactly?  Will there be sodomy martial law?  Can't the military just deploy anti-sodomy drones?  Or is public sodomy such a sweeping disaster that mayors need to manage it directly from the streets like Rudy Giuliani on 9/11?


No, they will send in the crack commando force of the Reagan's Raiders

[d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net image 600x869]



Ah yes; the Just-Say-No drones.
 
2014-01-11 08:21:01 PM  
Republicans are the only group of people that think about gay sex more than the gays do.
 
2014-01-11 09:15:27 PM  
If the Republicans all over the US who were voted in during 2012 worked as hard at creating jobs as they did at legislating private parts and trying to deny health care coverage we'd have 2% unemployment.
 
2014-01-11 11:12:47 PM  

geek_mars: In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.


So do I. Mind you, I just try to talk to my wife into giving me a blow job instead of involving the state legislature.
 
2014-01-11 11:13:59 PM  

geek_mars: In defense of Virginia Republicans, no one else has signed on to co-sponsor or even support the bill. This guy seems to have a fixation.


An oral fixation?
 
2014-01-11 11:27:18 PM  

toomuchwhargarbl: MrLint: I remain convinced there is a mental illness that makes 'conservatives' obsess on the sexual activities of others.

I'm not a professional but I'd also want to know if it's related to the phenomenon of girl repellent internet "Men's Rights" fedoraheads who endeavor to transform sexual frustration and mysogyny into a political stance.


Fedorahead?


That's a new one for me and, surprisingly enough, google.
 
2014-01-12 03:09:37 AM  
Hey Senator Garrett,

files.myopera.com

/As said by Captain Bridger of SeaQuest
 
2014-01-12 10:40:50 AM  

stoli n coke: I think the dude just can't stop fantasizing about having sex with minors.


The miners are a state over, in West Virginia.

*cough*
 
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