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(The Local)   If you think "the deep dark woods" is a fantastic place for a first date as suggested by those two teenage girls you met online on a dating site, Admiral Ackbar would like a word with you   (thelocal.se) divider line 45
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2014-01-10 11:57:53 PM  
You're scared? I'm the one that's gotta walk out of here by myself!
 
2014-01-11 12:41:38 AM  
holy crap... so, going by the bullet link, they did this, then switched websites and pulled the same entrapment gig on three more guys, killing the last one as well?  wtf, were these five like the manson family meets abba?
 
2014-01-11 04:29:26 AM  
www.scaryforkids.com
 
2014-01-11 04:33:14 AM  
I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.
 
2014-01-11 04:35:52 AM  
I am absolutely shocked they bothered using actual teenage girls. I was expecting cross-dressers, or just "meet me in the middle of the forest, come alone with your life savings and a jimmy hat".
 
2014-01-11 04:39:10 AM  

robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.


Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!
 
2014-01-11 04:40:48 AM  
furiousfanboys.com
 
2014-01-11 04:43:31 AM  
Is this the dark, edgy sequel to "To Catch a Predator," and is Chris Hansen gonna tell them to have a seat right over there in the death trap? Cause I'd watch that.

And if you're paying cash to an underage girl, do you still have to bring a shiatload of wine coolers, condoms and lube?
 
2014-01-11 04:52:57 AM  
Sounds like a job for charles bronson.

This is what guns were made for. Keep it in a coat pocket and shoot right through the clothing.
 
2014-01-11 04:53:27 AM  

jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!


You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.
 
2014-01-11 04:53:45 AM  
"I thought 'deep, dark woods' was a euphemism!!!"
 
2014-01-11 05:01:39 AM  

robohobo: You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.


communitybuilders.net
 
2014-01-11 05:02:14 AM  

robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.


0.5/10
 
2014-01-11 05:02:45 AM  

Solutare: robohobo: You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.

[communitybuilders.net image 320x214]


I'm SO burned!
 
2014-01-11 05:04:34 AM  

gwowen: robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.

0.5/10


Not a troll, just plain pragmatism. But sure, coddle murderers. I'm sure they've had a rough go. I mean, stabbing some perv 18 times for 750 dollars isn't THAT bad, right?
 
2014-01-11 05:04:40 AM  

robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.


Nice try, but you're still a dumbass.
 
2014-01-11 05:06:50 AM  

jso2897: robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.

Nice try, but you're still a dumbass.


And why's that, chief? What SHOULD be done with these animals? How can we make them feel better about themselves so they don't stab someone 18 times? What is it they deserve? How severe a talking to?
 
2014-01-11 05:17:32 AM  
robohobo:

And why's that, chief? What SHOULD be done with these animals? How can we make them feel better about themselves so they don't stab someone 18 times? What is it they deserve? How severe a talking to?

How about, let's say, eighteen years in prison?
 
2014-01-11 05:19:28 AM  

robohobo: gwowen: robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.

0.5/10

Not a troll, just plain pragmatism. But sure, coddle murderers. I'm sure they've had a rough go. I mean, stabbing some perv 18 times for 750 dollars isn't THAT bad, right?


Nice try, but you're still a dumbass.
 
2014-01-11 05:25:01 AM  
i.ytimg.com

that's a 5000 kronor
 
2014-01-11 05:27:19 AM  
what if i like saucy bullet play by strange men in the deep dark woods?

im not saying i do, just asking rhetorically. for a wookiee friend.
 
2014-01-11 05:28:15 AM  
img.fark.net

Behind the diner isn't a very good place either.
 
2014-01-11 05:30:07 AM  

robohobo: Not a troll, just plain pragmatism. But sure, coddle murderers. I'm sure they've had a rough go. I mean, stabbing some perv 18 times for 750 dollars isn't THAT bad, right?


Well I mean he was a perv so I don't feel THAT bad for him.
 
2014-01-11 05:35:42 AM  

robohobo: gwowen: robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.

0.5/10

Not a troll, just plain pragmatism. But sure, coddle murderers. I'm sure they've had a rough go. I mean, stabbing some perv 18 times for 750 dollars isn't THAT bad, right?


How's that American prison system workin' out, chief?
 
2014-01-11 05:41:25 AM  

robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.



www.danielyerelian.com
 
2014-01-11 06:14:31 AM  

Smackledorfer: Sounds like a job for charles bronson.

This is what guns were made for. Keep it in a coat pocket and shoot right through the clothing.


You know that ruins your coat, right?
 
2014-01-11 06:26:23 AM  
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Our bushes are wiry and thick
Think of it as I suck your dick.
 
2014-01-11 06:53:29 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: that's a 5000 kronor


He's not the only one going home in a body bag.
 
2014-01-11 06:55:54 AM  
People still believe there are teenage girls on the internet?
 
2014-01-11 06:59:13 AM  
I thought it was actually the deep duck woods.
 
2014-01-11 07:54:59 AM  
18 months for those two biatches, for a man who was killed.  I know they didn't do the actual killing but he wouldn't have been there except for them.  Not justice, not by a long shot.
 
2014-01-11 08:05:08 AM  

robohobo: You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-01-11 09:05:50 AM  
The guy was lucky it wasn't an online cop pretending to be two teenage girls.
 
2014-01-11 09:07:51 AM  

Krymson Tyde: I thought it was actually the deep duck woods.


Oh, that's not obscure at all.
 
2014-01-11 09:36:07 AM  

robohobo: jso2897: robohobo: I'm sure the overbearing sentence combined with the punishing luxury of the Swedish prison system will learn 'em to never do that again.

Yeah, what  terrible justice system. U.S.A. more better!
Them only get 35% recidivism!
Us get 67%! We more better!
Durrrrt!

You know what would equal zero recidivism? A bullet through each of their brains.These aren't people we're dealing with.


We get it, already. You want to watch people die. Or rather, you want to watch death happen to those you've deemed "not people."

I wonder if there's anyone out there who would feel the same about you. Should we then kill you to sate that guys bloodlust?

Personally, I'm going to trust the better performing prison system to punish these criminals. They seem to know how to do it better than my country, and MUCH better than online sociopaths.
 
2014-01-11 09:57:08 AM  

GungFu: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Our bushes are wiry and thick
Think of it as I suck your dick.


What's in it for me?
Please get rid of the Oxford comma.  It ruins the verse and makes it a shopping list.
 
2014-01-11 10:38:02 AM  

gorgon38: 18 months for those two biatches, for a man who was killed.  I know they didn't do the actual killing but he wouldn't have been there except for them.  Not justice, not by a long shot.


I'd say that really depends on whether or not the girls just thought he would be robbed or robbed and murdered.  Apparently Sweden is sane enough not to have a stupid "felony murder rule" like we do in the US.
 
2014-01-11 12:05:18 PM  

fusillade762: You're scared? I'm the one that's gotta walk out of here by myself!


One and done
 
2014-01-11 12:10:18 PM  

memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 500x281]

Behind the diner isn't a very good place either.


So because of this post I find out about this movie and it is terrible. Soooo... thanks for that?
 
2014-01-11 12:19:04 PM  

gfid: gorgon38: 18 months for those two biatches, for a man who was killed.  I know they didn't do the actual killing but he wouldn't have been there except for them.  Not justice, not by a long shot.

I'd say that really depends on whether or not the girls just thought he would be robbed or robbed and murdered.  Apparently Sweden is sane enough not to have a stupid "felony murder rule" like we do in the US.


There is some utility to a felony murder rule. Three guys with guns rob a bank. Sometime during the robbery, a man is dragged to a back room where there are no cameras and shot by one of the three. It's impossible to guess, much less prove beyond a reasonable doubt, which one of the three is guilty of murder, but it is reasonable to hold all three accountable for the murder.
Where it goes off the rails is charging people for "oh, the cops sprayed 80 bullets and killed a bystander" or "some dude had a heart-attack, enjoy your death penalty"
 
2014-01-11 12:38:28 PM  

RminusQ: gfid: gorgon38: 18 months for those two biatches, for a man who was killed.  I know they didn't do the actual killing but he wouldn't have been there except for them.  Not justice, not by a long shot.

I'd say that really depends on whether or not the girls just thought he would be robbed or robbed and murdered.  Apparently Sweden is sane enough not to have a stupid "felony murder rule" like we do in the US.

There is some utility to a felony murder rule. Three guys with guns rob a bank. Sometime during the robbery, a man is dragged to a back room where there are no cameras and shot by one of the three. It's impossible to guess, much less prove beyond a reasonable doubt, which one of the three is guilty of murder, but it is reasonable to hold all three accountable for the murder.
Where it goes off the rails is charging people for "oh, the cops sprayed 80 bullets and killed a bystander" or "some dude had a heart-attack, enjoy your death penalty"


Also I thought it required some reasonable possibility that some killing was going to take place (and yes, I am ok with that possibility applied to armed robbery - use fake guns or threat of a nonexistent gun if you want to play at being a non-violent robber).

I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for armed robbery. Stop being lazy and learn how to pickpocket, break in after dark, shoplift, etc. Or, you know, apply one tenth of your thievery efforts to getting a job.
 
2014-01-11 01:05:22 PM  
Approves of dark woods and lovers lanes.  Disapproves of sinful teenagers.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-11 02:10:41 PM  

BBtB: memebot_of_doom: [img.fark.net image 500x281]

Behind the diner isn't a very good place either.

So because of this post I find out about this movie and it is terrible. Soooo... thanks for that?


Megan is MIssing is one of the most disturbing flicks I've ever seen. I think most of the people who ragged on it were expecting a horror movie, ala Saw and the like. It's more of a horrifying psychological drama.
 
2014-01-11 02:45:21 PM  
The least they could have done was have sex with him before they killed him. Let him die happy.
 
2014-01-11 03:19:28 PM  
Yeah, in the USA if you and your palls get together to plot a crime and somebody dies everybody gets charged with felony murder. Due to the entrapment, underlying felony, and bringing weapons you can probably stretch premeditation to cover it too. That means the prosecutor can make them first degree murder charges which allows the death penalty or life w/o parole to be an available punishment.
The sixteen year old girl would have to be ruled as an adult prior to trial or juvenile rules will just give her a slap on the wrist.
 
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