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(Daily Mail)   British woman has experimental surgery to change her eye color from brown to blind   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, Panama, Botched Up Bodies, contact lenses, Charing Cross Hospital  
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2014-01-10 06:04:34 PM
8 votes:
"Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills".

"Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right"?

"Can't imagine why I would".

"Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week".
2014-01-10 06:37:23 PM
5 votes:

mutterfark: People do this? I thought that was just a song by Crystal Gayle.


I thought that song was about anal sex with the tidy bowl man
2014-01-10 06:34:41 PM
4 votes:

So how much will it cost to get her eyebrows switched back?


i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-01-10 04:36:33 PM
4 votes:
I had surgery in Panama

I think I found your problem.
2014-01-10 08:20:15 PM
3 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

"Jesus, I didn't think anyone would take it literally!"
2014-01-10 06:37:32 PM
3 votes:
I don't often have unregulated surgery, but I thought "Hey! When will I be in Panama again?"
2014-01-10 05:07:21 PM
3 votes:
Ms Farrell said: 'When I woke up I saw black. I panicked. I thought if my vision goes, my life will be over.'

However, the blackness she saw was only caused by the bandaged surgeons had placed over her eyes.



She's a real genius, this one.
2014-01-10 08:25:47 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

"That's a damn shame!"
2014-01-10 07:17:10 PM
2 votes:
♪  Rub, rub here
Rub, rub there
Whether you're tin or brass
That's how we keep you in repair
In the merry old land of Oz
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?


Sure, but you'll be blind.

joehumphrey.com
2014-01-10 07:03:37 PM
2 votes:
www.deafeye.com
2014-01-10 06:40:56 PM
2 votes:

99.998er: So how much will it cost to get her eyebrows switched back?
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Only $1.64 on Amazon, and you get *two*.
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ecl
2014-01-10 06:30:41 PM
2 votes:
She should just be happy she can see now and start wearing a helmet and staying home as much as possible.
2014-01-10 06:28:01 PM
2 votes:
Doesn't her story make your brown eyes blue?
2014-01-10 09:38:09 PM
1 votes:
DailyFail wants you to read that headline as "DARK-SKINNED MORON HAD NASTY FOREIGNERS WORK ON HER! HARD-WORKING LOCAL DOCTORS FORCED TO FIX HER STUPIDITY AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE!"

Perfectly couched for their audience.
2014-01-10 08:40:51 PM
1 votes:

Canton: Not the sort that apparently makes you scream.

FTA: Ms Farrell says that during the procedure she screamed and the surgeon told her not to scream as it 'could cause things to go wrong'


"Well now you've done it! Now the procedure won't work right, you'll probably end up blind! If only you'd kept your mouth shut. Honestly! Some people never listen!"
2014-01-10 07:48:36 PM
1 votes:
Ah, First World White People Problems.
2014-01-10 07:37:35 PM
1 votes:
Her brown eyes are very pretty.

Why would she change that?
2014-01-10 07:14:06 PM
1 votes:
This is how the mind of a male looking to develop an intimate relationship with a woman works...

Inner Dialog

*Ugh, wow, that chick is HUGE. She should probably cut down on the double cheese.... ooooh, wait now, what its this? Oh yeah, LIGHT brown eyes, ooooh, baby I want you to have my babies*

Every guy here will back my up on this.
2014-01-10 06:52:00 PM
1 votes:
Woman: "Normally I go to the doctor for basic checkups only, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Panama?'"

[ fade to image on screen: BAD IDEA JEANS ]

[ fade out ]
2014-01-10 06:43:40 PM
1 votes:
Ms Farrell says she no longer minds what colour her eyes are - all that matters is that she can still see


Don't make fun of her. She made a mistake any of us could make--having experimental surgery on our eyeballs in a foreign country. She made a mistake and she learned. Maybe she will become a motivational speaker now.
2014-01-10 06:28:47 PM
1 votes:
imgc.allpostersimages.com
2014-01-10 06:28:11 PM
1 votes:

Radak: Panama...  Slicing up eyes... sticking foreign objects in the cornea...  Yeah, sounds like a fantastic idea.

'I was so determined to get the surgery nothing rang alarm bells for me - nothing obvious.'

'When I woke up I saw black. I panicked. I thought if my vision goes, my life will be over.'  However, the blackness she saw was only caused by the bandaged surgeons had placed over her eyes.

You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?


Probably black
2014-01-10 05:39:20 PM
1 votes:
Panama...  Slicing up eyes... sticking foreign objects in the cornea...  Yeah, sounds like a fantastic idea.

'I was so determined to get the surgery nothing rang alarm bells for me - nothing obvious.'

'When I woke up I saw black. I panicked. I thought if my vision goes, my life will be over.'  However, the blackness she saw was only caused by the bandaged surgeons had placed over her eyes.

You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
 
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