Gilligann: Her brown eyes are very pretty.Why would she change that?
Catsaregreen: Ah, First World White People Problems.
The One True TheDavid: Most of the world's people have brown/black hair, brown eyes and skin that's noticeably brown. People with blue or green eyes, blond or reddish hair and pale skin are mutants. Mutants. And if you look at us "Caucasians'" histories and cultures it shows.
Canton: Not the sort that apparently makes you scream.FTA: Ms Farrell says that during the procedure she screamed and the surgeon told her not to scream as it 'could cause things to go wrong'
FarkQued: The One True TheDavid: Most of the world's people have brown/black hair, brown eyes and skin that's noticeably brown. People with blue or green eyes, blond or reddish hair and pale skin are mutants. Mutants. And if you look at us "Caucasians'" histories and cultures it shows.Proud to be a mutant, descendant of people who took a look around and said, "Ya know, its farking too hot-funky-diseaseandbugandsnakeinfeste d-sandinmycrack-nasty tropical here. Grab the hot chicks, we are going north where its cool!"
untaken_name: Why would anyone care what color their own eyes are? How often do you see them?
Oldiron_79: uber humper: Also turns brown eyes blueThis thread needs eye bleach
skinink: Doesn't her story make your brown eyes blue?
jtown: This is why I still wear contacts instead of having intraocular lenses implanted (basically what she did except with corrective instead of cosmetic lenses). My eye doctor, who specializes in "can you see me?" levels of vision correction has suggested it several times but I don't like the 0.01% chance of coming out even more blind than I am now. Heck, the odds of complications are probably even lower if I'm picking the best surgeon rather than the cheapest. And I'm a good candidate because my eyes haven't changed significantly in over 5 years. But I'm risk-averse so I wear contacts. Which probably have a higher chance of complications. :)
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Smeggy Smurf: untaken_name: Why would anyone care what color their own eyes are? How often do you see them?I've looked at my own eyes in the mirror. Many times I didn't like what I saw. Then I got mad and mean. Then I liked what I saw. It looked like hippie slapping liberal punching freedom
Kittypie070: I'm the only one in my entire family who has weirdo hazel eyes, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
FormlessOne: DailyFail wants you to read that headline as "DARK-SKINNED MORON HAD NASTY FOREIGNERS WORK ON HER! HARD-WORKING LOCAL DOCTORS FORCED TO FIX HER STUPIDITY AT TAXPAYER EXPENSE!"Perfectly couched for their audience.
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