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(Ars Technica)   Coinye fights the good fight so that "[users] may purchase 'Fish Sticks For Their Mouth'"   (arstechnica.com ) divider line
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2220 clicks; posted to Geek » on 10 Jan 2014 at 4:29 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-10 04:33:56 PM  
if West were smart he'd launch a site that sold fish sticks and accepted coinye coins.


but he's not.
 
2014-01-10 04:37:10 PM  
No. He's not.
He's a gay fish
 
2014-01-10 04:37:53 PM  
Hmmmmm....I wonder if Kanye likes fish sticks?
 
2014-01-10 05:13:07 PM  
But is his wife a hobbit?
B*tch, is you a hobbit?
 
2014-01-10 05:40:20 PM  

stonelotus: if West were smart he'd launch a site that sold fish sticks and accepted coinye coins.


but he's not.


I don't think that Kanye West is really hurting for the "Internet fish sticks" cash.
 
2014-01-10 05:46:03 PM  

stonelotus: if West were smart he'd launch a site that sold fish sticks and accepted coinye coins.


but he's not.


Smart busyness plan
1. Buy fishsticks
2. Sell fishsticks
3. ???
4. Profit
 
2014-01-10 05:47:43 PM  
Trey and Matt must be laughing their asses off over this.
 
2014-01-10 05:50:32 PM  
Trolling kanye west is like dividing by zero.. There's a good chance it will collapse into an unavoidable singularity
 
2014-01-10 05:53:02 PM  
This is farking classic
 
2014-01-10 05:54:01 PM  

FatherChaos: Trey and Matt must be laughing their asses off over this.


They're probably having their lawyers draft Continue & Persist letters at this very moment.
 
2014-01-10 05:54:08 PM  

LewDux: stonelotus: if West were smart he'd launch a site that sold fish sticks and accepted coinye coins.


but he's not.

Smart busyness plan
1. Buy fishsticks
2. Sell fishsticks
3. ???
4. Profit


3. Sell custard
 
2014-01-10 06:02:54 PM  
I would love to be a fly on the wall when Kayne meets his lawyers to discus this. In order for him to claim they are using his likeness he will have to admit that the fish wearing sunglasses image is actually an accurate portrayal of him.
 
2014-01-10 06:20:32 PM  

Flint Ironstag: I would love to be a fly on the wall when Kayne meets his lawyers to discus this. In order for him to claim they are using his likeness he will have to admit that the fish wearing sunglasses image is actually an accurate portrayal of him.


Ah, "Ceci n'est pas une Kanye" argument
 
2014-01-10 06:23:15 PM  
TP for my bunghole!
 
2014-01-10 06:41:10 PM  
Lawyer's next target:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 07:11:58 PM  
Would saying "the fish is also known to have a small penis" properly invoke the literary "small penis" defense (i.e. no one will sue because doing so would be admitting they had a small penis)?
 
2014-01-10 07:21:47 PM  
I love that someone's actually taken the joke and ran with it on something like this. :P
 
2014-01-10 07:31:07 PM  
but I thought the whole premise of the joke is that Kanye is such a self absorbed tool he won't let even the most retarded personal slights go....
 
2014-01-10 08:14:11 PM  
Ok... I'm old and out of touch...

So let me get this straight.

These guys are selling unreal money. To you.
So unreal, in fact, you can't buy it With money. You have to buy bitcoins with money, and then buy this stuff with them.
What, exactly, can you buy with them? Dunno. Who accepts them? Dunno.
Why should anyone trust that these fake coins will be worth the electron flow they aren't printed on? Dunno.
But look - it's got a South Park joke in it!
That makes it... OK?
 
2014-01-10 08:36:01 PM  
Send me Coinye!  5TReXhcsC5BMG6MmMiAiJjArXoCYM6zzEH

2a56b976980e0793ddee-5cc5435fcbc367bb03f9a415e7067a97.r91.cf2.rackcdn.com
 
2014-01-10 10:20:53 PM  

perigee: Ok... I'm old and out of touch...

So let me get this straight.

These guys are selling unreal money. To you.
So unreal, in fact, you can't buy it With money. You have to buy bitcoins with money, and then buy this stuff with them.
What, exactly, can you buy with them? Dunno. Who accepts them? Dunno.
Why should anyone trust that these fake coins will be worth the electron flow they aren't printed on? Dunno.
But look - it's got a South Park joke in it!
That makes it... OK?


I'm lost, but if this pisses off Kanye I'm all for it. Plus, the picture is funny.
 
2014-01-11 04:59:18 AM  
Just watch out for anyone trying to give you Butt-Coins.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-11 06:22:28 AM  

duffblue: if this pisses off Kanye I'm all for it.


That man is devoid of any soul whatsoever. I feel sorry for his future kids South, and Wiki-wiky Wile-wile
 
2014-01-11 07:53:11 PM  
If they actually open an exchange and release a miner, I'll put a box together and throw my old 7970 in there and generate some coinye. Not because I think it's going to be worth anything, but simply because it's hilarious.
 
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