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(Independent)   There's stupid. There's Peter. There's creationists. And then there's this woman, who sued her lawyer for negligence because he didn't tell her that getting a divorce would mean the end of her marriage   (independent.co.uk) divider line 21
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2014-01-10 05:33:36 PM  
7 votes:
Not only does Diet Divorce feel a lot like regular divorce, but it will reduce your sintake.
I recommend Diet Divorce as it has 0 sins per proceeding, and zero, is less than some.
Remember, the salvation general warns that too many sins may result in fate pain, also know as eternity burning in hell.
2014-01-10 05:58:09 PM  
4 votes:

Lawnchair: Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together".  There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.



I thought cremation was the process of covering dead people in cream, perhaps with a nice chocolate coating.
2014-01-10 06:00:29 PM  
3 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: Lando Lincoln: "The most striking of Mrs Mulcahy's many allegations of negligence against her solicitors was that, having regard to her Roman Catholic faith, Mrs Boots had failed to give her the advice which was requisite in view of her firmly held belief in the sanctity of marriage...

"I'm not divorced! I'm just not living with my husband anymore and we don't love each other and we never talk and we're both seeing other people."

Uh...just how dumb do you think God is?

It's been my observation that god is about as dumb (or smart) as the person invoking him/her/it.


God is an absentee landlord, or he is playing a game of Calvinball.
2014-01-10 05:31:10 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-10 05:27:13 PM  
3 votes:
Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together".  There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.
2014-01-10 05:06:19 PM  
3 votes:
So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.

I'm guessing she was also probably the queen of anal and blowjobs out behind the local pub before she got married in virgin white. Love those Catholic girls!
2014-01-10 04:35:33 PM  
3 votes:
Wait until she sues the court for not telling her that suing them would result in them laughing at her, hammering down a gavel and handing her more court costs.
2014-01-10 08:06:30 PM  
2 votes:

Stone Meadow: veedeevadeevoodee: gilgigamesh: So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.

I'm guessing she was also probably the queen of anal and blowjobs out behind the local pub before she got married in virgin white. Love those Catholic girls!

At the CYO, where they learned to blowwwww ...

Ahem...suck. The word you're looking for is "suck". "Blow" is a figure of speech.

/being a little anal myself... ;)


I think that's the wrong end for that, actually.
/but I might be underestimating your talents
2014-01-10 06:04:19 PM  
2 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: VladTheEmailer: Someone correct me if I'm wrong but doesnt the whole sanctity of marriage thing means that basically the marriage being sanctified by God cannot be terminated unless its His will? Or do UK divorce courts have jurisdiction over God?
If she believes the former then what's the problem? Her marriage would no more be terminated than if I told her to spin around three times I say 'husband, I divorce thee'

There is only one authorized exception to allow divorce... in the case of infidelity... you still can't remarry though unless you are a Widow/Widower.... "What God has made let no man tear apart" or something to that effect.


That's why I did it old school and became a widower before I re-married.
2014-01-10 05:50:20 PM  
2 votes:
"The most striking of Mrs Mulcahy's many allegations of negligence against her solicitors was that, having regard to her Roman Catholic faith, Mrs Boots had failed to give her the advice which was requisite in view of her firmly held belief in the sanctity of marriage...

"I'm not divorced! I'm just not living with my husband anymore and we don't love each other and we never talk and we're both seeing other people."

Uh...just how dumb do you think God is?
2014-01-10 05:43:09 PM  
2 votes:

Lawnchair: Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together".  There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.


Kent Brockman: Springfield has come down with a fever . . . Football fever. If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.
TV Voiceover: ** Warning, tickets should not be taken internally **.
Homer: (to Maggie): See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
2014-01-10 05:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-10 05:32:47 PM  
2 votes:
Ceiling pontiff?
2014-01-10 05:31:03 PM  
2 votes:

Lawnchair: Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together".  There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.


Was there also a clause that required them to be dead before cremation?
2014-01-10 07:21:58 PM  
1 votes:
simplicimus:That's why the RCC has the whole pre Cana training lessons before you get married, to weed out the stupid,etc.

Doesn't always work

/I hold myself up as an example
2014-01-10 06:49:35 PM  
1 votes:

Lawnchair: gilgigamesh: So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.

Ah... the Orthodox Judaism wing.  "No, I didn't turn on the oven.. the magic of Sabbath mode did".


Every religion has this.  I've got an example involving Buddhists I like to share:

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I was in Pokhara, Nepal for a week or two and had a "free" day with nothing to do.  There's a Buddhist monastery  overlooking the lake, and I thought it would be nice to hike up to themonastery and look around.  As I was  wandering around the grounds I came across a group of monks slaughtering a goat.  The had the maroon robes, shaved heads, and all that, plus some rather large khukuris.

"Hey," I said, "You're Buddhist monks!  Isn't eating meat forbidden to monks?"

"It's ok," they told me, "because we're not going to eat the meat ourselves.  The bad karma won't attach to us  because we're not really the ones responsible for their deaths."

A few months later I was in Kathmandu and decided to visit Boudhanath.  When I (an obvious foreigner) started  speaking to the monks in Nepali, they invited me to eat lunch with them.  I sat in a large circle with theothers while some of the monks, acting as servants, brought out plates of food.  To my great surprise, there was
curried goat meat on everyone's plate.

"Hey," I said, "You're Buddhist monks!  Isn't eating meat forbidden to monks?"

"It's ok," they told me, "because we didn't kill the goat."
2014-01-10 06:30:26 PM  
1 votes:

BlackPete: Lawnchair: Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together".  There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.

Was there also a clause that required them to be dead before cremation?


It's a bit of a shock if they're not quite dead, but quick.
2014-01-10 06:07:23 PM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.


Ah... the Orthodox Judaism wing.  "No, I didn't turn on the oven.. the magic of Sabbath mode did".
2014-01-10 05:58:46 PM  
1 votes:
She should be put to sleep.
2014-01-10 05:54:06 PM  
1 votes:
Subby too pc to use retarded, is retarded himself.
2014-01-10 05:49:38 PM  
1 votes:

Maul555: ... be* terminated...

I don't want to get caught up in that myself now!


And sadly that, there, was your real mistake.  It was fine the way it was (except for the initial cap problem).
 
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