Lawnchair: Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together". There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.
Agent Smiths Laugh: Lando Lincoln: "The most striking of Mrs Mulcahy's many allegations of negligence against her solicitors was that, having regard to her Roman Catholic faith, Mrs Boots had failed to give her the advice which was requisite in view of her firmly held belief in the sanctity of marriage..."I'm not divorced! I'm just not living with my husband anymore and we don't love each other and we never talk and we're both seeing other people."Uh...just how dumb do you think God is?It's been my observation that god is about as dumb (or smart) as the person invoking him/her/it.
Stone Meadow: veedeevadeevoodee: gilgigamesh: So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.I'm guessing she was also probably the queen of anal and blowjobs out behind the local pub before she got married in virgin white. Love those Catholic girls!At the CYO, where they learned to blowwwww ...Ahem...suck. The word you're looking for is "suck". "Blow" is a figure of speech./being a little anal myself... ;)
HindiDiscoMonster: VladTheEmailer: Someone correct me if I'm wrong but doesnt the whole sanctity of marriage thing means that basically the marriage being sanctified by God cannot be terminated unless its His will? Or do UK divorce courts have jurisdiction over God?If she believes the former then what's the problem? Her marriage would no more be terminated than if I told her to spin around three times I say 'husband, I divorce thee'There is only one authorized exception to allow divorce... in the case of infidelity... you still can't remarry though unless you are a Widow/Widower.... "What God has made let no man tear apart" or something to that effect.
Lawnchair: gilgigamesh: So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.Ah... the Orthodox Judaism wing. "No, I didn't turn on the oven.. the magic of Sabbath mode did".
BlackPete: Lawnchair: Reminds me of the page of legalese I had to sign and initial three or four times for cremating my parents that, effectively, said "once we torch them, we can't really put them back together". There had to have been a lawsuit years ago that caused that form to exist.Was there also a clause that required them to be dead before cremation?
gilgigamesh: So she's one of those Catholics who think her all knowing, all powerful God is taken in by legal hairsplitting.
Maul555: ... be* terminated...I don't want to get caught up in that myself now!
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