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(Daily Mail)   "I was kidnapped by lap dancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 19
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2014-01-10 02:47:37 PM  
5 votes:
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"
2014-01-10 03:14:19 PM  
2 votes:
"Help! Help! Get me off of her!"
2014-01-10 03:10:15 PM  
2 votes:

SmackLT: He described his Brietling watch, later found in the anus of Alexander Morris, as his 'pride and joy'.

That entire story is comedy gold


Um...keep the watch.

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2014-01-10 03:07:01 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Penthouse ...
2014-01-10 05:47:48 PM  
1 vote:
Was the Spiffy tag otherwise engaged in the Champagne Room?
2014-01-10 04:41:47 PM  
1 vote:
You've told us that sir.

NOW, what were the kidnappers wearing?
2014-01-10 03:55:15 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: inner ted: this headline has a lot of potential.  let's tune in to see how farkers react

DoctorOfLove: [www.shipmentoffail.com image 463x437]

sweet jesus

eyebleach stat!!
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You obviously meant to say "airbrush, stat!!"


and a bot o' photoshop, to boot.  Anywho ...
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www.seducingwithstyle.com
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2014-01-10 03:54:56 PM  
1 vote:
cdn-media.hollywood.com
From the greatest movie ever filmed, DOA.
2014-01-10 03:33:17 PM  
1 vote:
They were wearing Daisy Dukes and miniskirts? Were they never nudes?
2014-01-10 03:24:14 PM  
1 vote:
in case we are still unclear as to the proper direction of this thread
www.cybergorillas.com
2014-01-10 03:23:18 PM  
1 vote:

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

2014-01-10 03:20:31 PM  
1 vote:
this headline has a lot of potential.  let's tune in to see how farkers react

DoctorOfLove: [www.shipmentoffail.com image 463x437]


sweet jesus

eyebleach stat!!
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-10 03:19:05 PM  
1 vote:
WARNING

A scam is being pulled, mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday.

I wasn't able to find them on Sunday.

***

/old joke, not mine.
2014-01-10 03:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
Those Breitling watches are definitely quite nice. About the same cost as a Rolex. Personally I prefer a simpler, easy-to-read face, classic, something that doesn't look like the cockpit of a 747. Also, I prefer to wear my watch on my wrist because stuck up another guy's rectum, it is as hard to consult as my iPod touch.

That's the advantage of a watch over a smart phone: a flick of the wrist and you can see the time. You don't want to deal with the class of people who keep smart phones up their rectum.
2014-01-10 03:12:38 PM  
1 vote:
So how much did he pay for this service, and was it worth it?
2014-01-10 03:12:22 PM  
1 vote:
He could have thwarted the abduction if his cries of "Help! I'm being kidnapped by strippers!" had been louder than a whisper.
2014-01-10 03:08:20 PM  
1 vote:

SmackLT: He described his Brietling watch, later found in the anus of Alexander Morris, as his 'pride and joy'.

That entire story is comedy gold


This story has a watch in anus and no one had a pulp fiction headline? For shame.
2014-01-10 03:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
This has happened to me more than once.  Oddly they take me to this place and feed me alcoholic drinks, dance on stage and in my lap, and force me to put money in their garters.

It's absolutely horrible!


/I hope it happens again soon
2014-01-10 03:07:05 PM  
1 vote:

SmackLT: "That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"


Damn those kidnappers got you too.
 
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