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(Daily Mail)   "I was kidnapped by lap dancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Bristol Crown Court, lap dancers  
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2014-01-10 05:11:59 PM  

DoctorOfLove: [ image 463x437]

Didn't know Gilbert Gottfried was a chubby chaser.
2014-01-10 05:19:00 PM  
Cue the Benny Hill music.
2014-01-10 05:47:48 PM  
Was the Spiffy tag otherwise engaged in the Champagne Room?
2014-01-10 06:36:32 PM  
Around here, that costs extra.
2014-01-10 06:58:40 PM  
"Curtis Woodman told jurors lapdancers wearing 'miniskirts, and Daisy Duke shorts' kidnapped him and he was forced to transfer money into teh account of lapdancers' manager"

Wow, the picture caption actually says 'teh' - It's like this article was written just for Fark
2014-01-10 07:46:53 PM  

inner ted: this headline has a lot of potential.  let's tune in to see how farkers react

DoctorOfLove: [ image 463x437]

sweet jesus

eyebleach bolt-ons stat!!
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/Bach was all-natural
2014-01-10 08:50:57 PM  

mcmnky: What's the time?

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2014-01-10 09:07:17 PM  
Honest that Tranny broke in the car and grabbed my penis with her mouth.
2014-01-10 09:08:32 PM  
"I won't pay you strippers because you keeping taking your clothes off."
2014-01-11 04:53:41 PM  
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