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(Toronto Sun)   Shia LeBoeuf announces his retirement from public life, using a nice speech originally written by J.D. Salinger   (torontosun.com) divider line 349
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2014-01-10 03:40:25 PM  
"Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

- Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:40:29 PM  
"Crush your enemies. See the men driven before you.  Hear the lamentations of their women"


Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:40:35 PM  
"Save me, Jebus!"

 -Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:40:57 PM  
"Where's the beef?"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:41:06 PM  
"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" - Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:41:14 PM  

quizzical: He's only 27.  I give him a year, tops, before he's chasing the attention.


So he's still eligible for the 27 Club?  Woohoo!
 
2014-01-10 03:41:21 PM  
I have always heard that imitation is the sincerest form of theft.
 
2014-01-10 03:41:39 PM  
I hope he does not lose health care.
 
2014-01-10 03:41:46 PM  
"Ich Bin Ein Berliner" -- Shia LeBeef
 
2014-01-10 03:41:55 PM  
"Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be 'constitutional' does not make it so."

-Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:42:19 PM  
"I cannot tell a lie."

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:42:42 PM  
"Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:43:01 PM  
You can't buy back your respect; you can't buy back your career. You only get one, so I don't want to mess that up.

-Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:43:04 PM  
That's one small step for man. .. one giant leap for mankind.

Shia ledouche
 
2014-01-10 03:43:11 PM  
"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells...and...I like to kiss my own butt."--Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:43:50 PM  
"But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust."
-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:44:53 PM  
I turned down a scholarship to Yale.  The problem with college is that there is a tendency to mistake preparation for productivity. You can prepare all you want, but if you never roll the dice you'll never be successful.

-Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:44:54 PM  
"I am not looking for casual sex. I am seeking serious anal."

- Shia LeBeouf

/no, really
//he actually said that to me
 
2014-01-10 03:45:03 PM  
"Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of Israel out of Egypt? "
-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:45:08 PM  
"Fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, and fark you, I'm out! "

-Shia LeBoeuf
 
2014-01-10 03:45:23 PM  
"Is Shia LeBeouf gonna have to choke a biatch?"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:45:35 PM  
"I'm being criticized for not having proper attribution, and yet they are able to write stuff that if I were their journalism teacher in college, I would fail them."

- Shia LeBoeuf
 
2014-01-10 03:46:28 PM  
"THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:48:00 PM  
"I wept."

- Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:48:19 PM  
I don't know whether the whole plagiarism thing started as a stunt, or just ended up that way, but the idiotic version of haughty arrogance this dude has been putting on display for a long time now is pretty fascinating considering its coming from the star of Even Stevens and the Transformers movies.

It's like he's didn't just plagiarize someone's work, he's also plagiarizing a shiatty attitude of someone who has actually done something of artistic merit. (showing your dick in a sigur ros video doesn't count, unfortunately)
 
2014-01-10 03:48:42 PM  
People were going to geometry class and I was swimming through vats of chili on 'Even Stevens.'  It was like a dream!

-Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:49:27 PM  
"What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:49:33 PM  

FarkingReading: "I am not looking for casual sex. I am seeking serious anal."

- Shia LeBeouf

/no, really
//he actually said that to me


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 03:49:37 PM  
All of these aren't actually quotes from Shia LeBeouf, are they?

O-o
 
2014-01-10 03:49:53 PM  
"Listen, and understand. That transformer is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

- Shia LaBoof
 
2014-01-10 03:50:10 PM  
img.fark.net

"Leave Shia alone!"

- Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:50:37 PM  
"I believe that all of the people who were affected by this conduct deserve this apology and that's why I'm giving it to them," LeBeouf said. "I also need to apologize to them for my failure as the governor director of this state, err, movie, to understand the true nature of this problem sooner than I did."
 
2014-01-10 03:50:43 PM  
"Also, don't you dare tell me what I can use in a photoshop contest movie, I'll use anything I like!"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:50:54 PM  

Publikwerks: FarkingReading: "I am not looking for casual sex. I am seeking serious anal."

- Shia LeBeouf

/no, really
//he actually said that to me

[i.imgur.com image 263x191]


Oh, follow up - Was he looking to pitch or catch?
 
2014-01-10 03:51:00 PM  
"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!"

Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:52:38 PM  
"All of these aren't actually quotes from Shia LeBeouf, are they?

O-o"

- Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:52:47 PM  
Oh I guess I should've read the comments first.  What I meant to say was:

"Et tu, Brute?

-Shia Labeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:54:16 PM  
"Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!"

- Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:55:14 PM  
 "if you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan"

-Shia Labeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:55:19 PM  
"Get the butter."

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:56:03 PM  

FraggleStickCar: I don't know whether the whole plagiarism thing started as a stunt, or just ended up that way, but the idiotic version of haughty arrogance this dude has been putting on display for a long time now is pretty fascinating considering its coming from the star of Even Stevens and the Transformers movies.

It's like he's didn't just plagiarize someone's work, he's also plagiarizing a shiatty attitude of someone who has actually done something of artistic merit. (showing your dick in a sigur ros video doesn't count, unfortunately)


He's trying to play it like he's some Warholian figure and the world just isn't ready.

Basically he knows he's pretty well farked and had nothing left to do but keep quiet or troll. He chose troll but is trying to sell it as some take down of the intellectual property culture.
 
2014-01-10 03:56:25 PM  
"Read my lips: no new taxes"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:56:39 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-01-10 03:57:36 PM  
"I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I've left schools and places I didn't even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don't care if it's a sad good-bye or a bad good-bye, but when I leave a place I like to know I'm leaving it. If you don't you feel even worse."

-Shia Labeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:57:50 PM  

Diogenes: "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference".

 - Shia LeBoeuf


Much respect for this reference.
 
2014-01-10 03:58:11 PM  
I suspect he's just trolling everyone now.
 
2014-01-10 03:58:37 PM  
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."

- Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:58:56 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: FraggleStickCar: I don't know whether the whole plagiarism thing started as a stunt, or just ended up that way, but the idiotic version of haughty arrogance this dude has been putting on display for a long time now is pretty fascinating considering its coming from the star of Even Stevens and the Transformers movies.

It's like he's didn't just plagiarize someone's work, he's also plagiarizing a shiatty attitude of someone who has actually done something of artistic merit. (showing your dick in a sigur ros video doesn't count, unfortunately)

He's trying to play it like he's some Warholian figure and the world just isn't ready.

Basically he knows he's pretty well farked and had nothing left to do but keep quiet or troll. He chose troll but is trying to sell it as some take down of the intellectual property culture.


Yeah that seems most likely.  It is unfortunate for him that lofty ideas like that are maybe more than a little bit beyond his actual grasp.

Or maybe it's all part of even larger and more carefully orchestrated scheme, and you and I will merely be another set of dominos to fall when Shia Labeouf executes his final master stroke.
 
2014-01-10 04:00:44 PM  
"Do you want fries with that?"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 04:00:57 PM  
"Remember, you're the 1st Marines!  Not all the Communists in Hell can overrun you!"

- Shia LeBeouf
 
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