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(Toronto Sun)   Shia LeBoeuf announces his retirement from public life, using a nice speech originally written by J.D. Salinger   (torontosun.com) divider line 349
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2014-01-10 12:59:37 PM  
wellbye.jpg
 
2014-01-10 01:03:18 PM  
I used to think that he was just someone who was cast in too many films, being pretty much the same character in each.

Now I know he's just a stupid dick.
 
2014-01-10 01:21:22 PM  
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2014-01-10 01:27:56 PM  
ROFL.

So, he's plagiarizing Rand Paul, who threatened to quit because he plagiarized.
 
2014-01-10 02:35:04 PM  
Good.  I won't miss you.
 
2014-01-10 02:39:35 PM  
"You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference".

 - Shia LeBoeuf
 
2014-01-10 02:45:05 PM  
Who's going to take up the mantle in the Indiana Jones franchise??

I'm sorry, I stabbed myself in the cock for even saying that.
 
2014-01-10 02:52:19 PM  

Diogenes: "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference".
 - Shia LeBoeuf


I LOL'ed
 
2014-01-10 03:03:58 PM  

Diogenes: ROFL.

So, he's plagiarizing Rand Paul, who threatened to quit because he plagiarized.


"Yo, dawg..."
 
2014-01-10 03:03:59 PM  
What's the over / under on Shia TheBeef pulling an Amanda Bynes?
 
2014-01-10 03:06:16 PM  
He's only 27.  I give him a year, tops, before he's chasing the attention.
 
2014-01-10 03:07:03 PM  
"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth."
-Shia LeBoeuf
 
2014-01-10 03:09:17 PM  

Trocadero: "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth."
-Shia LeBoeuf


Winner.
 
2014-01-10 03:12:08 PM  
"Old soldiers never die; they just fade away."

-Shia LeBoef
 
2014-01-10 03:12:19 PM  
Believe it or not the Daily Fail had a better take on this story, including the full cease and desist letter which is priceless!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2537264/Shia-LaBeouf-re ve als-quitting-fame-following-attacks-artistic-integrity.html
 
2014-01-10 03:12:22 PM  
If only I could be so rich as to retire from public life at 27.
 
2014-01-10 03:12:42 PM  

Diogenes: "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference"....

 - Shia LeBoeuf


...until the next one.
 
2014-01-10 03:13:13 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-10 03:13:40 PM  

quizzical: He's only 27.  I give him a year

3 weeks, tops, before he's chasing the attention.

FTFY
 
2014-01-10 03:14:08 PM  
"Start the plane!!!"

- Shia LaBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:14:42 PM  
*waves my fark-o-meter around*

Hm. Number of farks given about his statement is barely detectable.
 
2014-01-10 03:16:33 PM  
"Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

- Shia LaBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:17:24 PM  
"I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun?"

- Shia LaBeouf on rape
 
2014-01-10 03:18:18 PM  
Well his hair line is certainly retiring from the front part of his head...so maybe the timing is right
 
2014-01-10 03:20:24 PM  
World needs plenty of ditch diggers

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2014-01-10 03:20:52 PM  
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
 -Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:24:22 PM  
"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. "

*Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:25:49 PM  
Artistic integrity.  Un-f*cking-believable.  Some people are so completely delusional and narcissistic it hurts my head.  At 27, hopefully he'll plagiarize Cobain's wall art.
 
2014-01-10 03:30:03 PM  
 "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this thing, because if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon..."

 -Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:30:15 PM  
But just as sure as it takes two eyes to make a pair,
Brother, we can't quit until we get our share.

Say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud

-Shia LaBoeuf
 
2014-01-10 03:31:05 PM  
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain "
-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:31:07 PM  
"Flyyou fools!"

 -Shia LeBeouf  (to skywriters)
 
2014-01-10 03:31:19 PM  
It won't last. He's just being a brat.
 
2014-01-10 03:32:07 PM  
"I said, to the people of the Philippines whence I came, I shall return. Tonight, I repeat those words: I shall return!"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:32:47 PM  
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

-Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:33:57 PM  
"Perilous thoughts, actually..."

-Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:34:46 PM  
You know how sometimes, in a comments thread, some new knucklehead troll will get his ass handed to him and then he tries to play it off with sillier and sillier posts, just to make it seem like we all played into his hands?

This is like that, except with actionable plagiarism .
 
2014-01-10 03:36:24 PM  
"Au revoir, gopher."
 -Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:36:33 PM  
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

- Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:36:48 PM  
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?"

 -Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:36:54 PM  
"To be, or not to be, that is the question "
-Shia LeBouf
 
Bf+
2014-01-10 03:37:14 PM  

Publikwerks: "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain "
-Shia LeBeouf


Wait, wasn't that RAND PAUL?
 
2014-01-10 03:37:18 PM  
" I vant to be alone. I am not a crook. I'm just going outside...and I may be some time. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to retire" - Shia LeBeuf
 
2014-01-10 03:37:40 PM  
I would have preferred he use Bud Dwyer's exit strategy
 
2014-01-10 03:37:41 PM  
 "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back"

-Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:37:42 PM  
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

 -Shia LeBouf
 
2014-01-10 03:38:13 PM  
He and Bieber should hook up.
 
2014-01-10 03:38:37 PM  
"I have a dream..." --Shia LeBeouf
 
2014-01-10 03:40:05 PM  
WHERE'S THE BEEF?

Someone should totally make a t-shirt of that.
 
2014-01-10 03:40:19 PM  
"That's FRANK-en-steen."  --Shia LeBeouf
 
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