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(Some Guy)   Catholic blogger spins the Wheel of Persecution and lands on... KFC, for calling Christmas carols "stupid" in a commercial. Help, help, I'm being repressed   (catholicvote.org) divider line 21
    More: Dumbass, KFC, persecution, broken windows  
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2014-01-10 11:57:35 AM  
5 votes:
My Priest used to sing "Baby it's cold outside" to us altar boys.
2014-01-10 01:04:39 PM  
4 votes:

kronicfeld: And that means, among other things, shining light on those who are hostile to the teachings of the Catholic Church.

Christmas carols are among the teachings of the Catholic Church? That's what you're going with?


And lo, Jesus said unto them, "Santa Claus is coming to town!"
2014-01-10 12:54:54 PM  
4 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: What type of misanthropic, bitter society does KFC think we live in?  ...asks the bitter misanthrope.


Leave me the fark out of this.
2014-01-10 11:53:51 AM  
3 votes:
"Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" is a sacred tradition dammit!
2014-01-10 01:08:56 PM  
2 votes:
www.newyorker.com

(the cauldron is filled with KFC gravy)
2014-01-10 03:26:15 PM  
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: "Don we now, our gay apparel..."


"Now we put on our doomed-to-hell-for-being-queer clothes..." doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
2014-01-10 02:41:56 PM  
1 votes:
"Also, we should be cognizant of the fact that Christ brings us together far more greater than any food or material possession ever could, and that we need to not only place him at the center of our lives but that we need to convince others to do so as well. "

www.sadanduseless.com
gja
2014-01-10 02:10:39 PM  
1 votes:

The hopeless imp: "The Christian Right is neither."


www.cafleurebon.com

"Discuss....."
2014-01-10 01:56:48 PM  
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: honest question:  has anyone here ever actually gone caroling or had other people caroling at their house?  in my entire life i have never seen someone actually go caroling.  i can't believe anyone does this.


GWAR goes caroling.
2014-01-10 01:37:15 PM  
1 votes:

farm machine: Carolus99: Do those moderate Judeo-Christian values include shipping the middle class jobs overseas? You know, since that seems to be the real reason that it's withering away as opposed to just blaming "hipsters".

While we're drawing mind numbing correlations perhaps I should ask if hipster values fail to support SAE sockets.  You know, since I just checked in my toolbox and can't seem to find my 9/16th's socket anywhere.


The good news is that it's a self-correcting problem. Once some of the hipsters realize that no other hipsters are practicing Judeo-Christian values, they'll start to do so ironically. This trend will spread until the pews will be packed with Ray-Bans as far as the eye can see.
2014-01-10 01:22:58 PM  
1 votes:
The real crime here is that KFC thought people would actually willingly watch a commercial for a full 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
2014-01-10 01:22:51 PM  
1 votes:

mark12A: Why is it that religious people are so fond of getting pissed off for no reason at all?

Because we *had* a rather nice, polite society with a strong middle class, civilized public behavior and thought the future was going to be even better. After almost a generation of making war against the moderate Judeo-Christian culture that enabled that nice state of affairs, we're now watching the middle class wither away, factionalism on the rise, predatory societal behavior spreading as we slide downward to a dystopian  Blade Runner future...all because traditional values are too corny for today's hipsters. The legacy of generations of western civilization's improvements to the state of mankind are being pissed away by today's mass media driven corrosive culture. Enjoy your new Dark Ages...


That's a lot of words to say "We're whiny idiots who can't accept people different than us and need to blame every social problem on them".
2014-01-10 01:20:38 PM  
1 votes:
Why is it that religious people are so fond of getting pissed off for no reason at all?

Because we *had* a rather nice, polite society with a strong middle class, civilized public behavior and thought the future was going to be even better. After almost a generation of making war against the moderate Judeo-Christian culture that enabled that nice state of affairs, we're now watching the middle class wither away, factionalism on the rise, predatory societal behavior spreading as we slide downward to a dystopian  Blade Runner future...all because traditional values are too corny for today's hipsters. The legacy of generations of western civilization's improvements to the state of mankind are being pissed away by today's mass media driven corrosive culture. Enjoy your new Dark Ages...
2014-01-10 01:19:01 PM  
1 votes:
Derp Herpington, evangelist and martyr....
2014-01-10 01:09:13 PM  
1 votes:
I always order the extra christy.
2014-01-10 01:06:23 PM  
1 votes:
Why is it that religious people are so fond of getting pissed off for no reason at all?
2014-01-10 12:59:08 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: I can't believe this went un-reported for so long.

I know!
2014-01-10 12:53:29 PM  
1 votes:
What type of misanthropic, bitter society does KFC think we live in?  ...asks the bitter misanthrope.
2014-01-10 12:24:30 PM  
1 votes:
White people's problems.
2014-01-10 12:10:03 PM  
1 votes:
Also, we should be cognizant of the fact that Christ brings us together far more greater than any food or material possession ever could, and that we need to not only place him at the center of our lives but that we need to convince others to do so as well.

Hey kids, you want food or Christ?
 www.ynaija.com
2014-01-10 12:09:48 PM  
1 votes:
And that means, among other things, shining light on those who are hostile to the teachings of the Catholic Church.

Christmas carols are among the teachings of the Catholic Church? That's what you're going with?
 
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