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(Gawker)   Firefighters fight fire with beer because they're professionals   ( divider line
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3670 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2014 at 1:01 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-10 01:08:29 PM  
4 votes:
I read the article multiple times and never once did I see mention of beer. Canned water, yes, but no beer.
2014-01-10 01:39:43 PM  
2 votes:

red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.

Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.
2014-01-10 01:08:47 PM  
2 votes:

The Canuks have been doing this ever since that kid found a mouse in his beer, eh?
2014-01-10 12:17:49 PM  
2 votes:
the truck's driver pointed to his haul and shouted out, "It's beer! It's all beer!"

Coor's Banquet, in case you were wondering

"Okay, and what kind of beer are you hauling?!?"
2014-01-10 01:24:36 PM  
1 vote:
alternate universe:
Prius on fire
firefighter:  What's in this thing?

knob: it's a microbrew.  you've never heard of it.  It's the best beer brewed of ever-

firefighter: Good.  Get in the car to get it!  It will help douse the flames!  Hurry!

knob: um..what?...(climbs in)

(firefighter closes the door, uses a hatchet to render every door unopenable, and runs away, leaving the jerk to burn to death)
2014-01-10 01:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
Did the driver have a long way to go and a short time to get there?
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