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2014-01-10 12:17:49 PM
the truck's driver pointed to his haul and shouted out, "It's beer! It's all beer!"

Coor's Banquet, in case you were wondering



"Okay, and what kind of beer are you hauling?!?"
 
2014-01-10 01:07:52 PM
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2014-01-10 01:08:29 PM
I read the article multiple times and never once did I see mention of beer. Canned water, yes, but no beer.
 
2014-01-10 01:08:47 PM
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The Canuks have been doing this ever since that kid found a mouse in his beer, eh?
 
2014-01-10 01:09:02 PM

KingKauff: I read the article multiple times and never once did I see mention of beer. Canned water, yes, but no beer.


THIS
 
2014-01-10 01:09:03 PM
Subby lied. There was no beer used to fight this fire.
 
2014-01-10 01:13:51 PM
Well that is a pretty poor story.

But I guess most beer references get a greenlight in fark.


-1
 
2014-01-10 01:18:56 PM
Did the driver have a long way to go and a short time to get there?
 
2014-01-10 01:19:46 PM
Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.
 
2014-01-10 01:20:03 PM
Done in four.
 
2014-01-10 01:23:50 PM
When Coors "light" or "lite" came out I laughed and laughed. Best beer joke ever.
 
2014-01-10 01:24:03 PM
Jerry Reed lives!
 
2014-01-10 01:24:36 PM
alternate universe:
Prius on fire
firefighter:  What's in this thing?

knob: it's a microbrew.  you've never heard of it.  It's the best beer brewed of ever-

firefighter: Good.  Get in the car to get it!  It will help douse the flames!  Hurry!

knob: um..what?...(climbs in)

(firefighter closes the door, uses a hatchet to render every door unopenable, and runs away, leaving the jerk to burn to death)
 
2014-01-10 01:33:52 PM
"Boy, don't you know fighting fires with Coors Beer east of the Mississippi is bootlegging?"

images.hotrod.com
 
2014-01-10 01:39:43 PM

red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.


Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.
 
2014-01-10 02:02:59 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.

Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.


Caught sayof
 
2014-01-10 02:03:33 PM
Coors, like making love on the beach because it's farking close to water.
 
2014-01-10 02:11:24 PM
Moreau and the driver quickly grabbed can after can of the beer-Coor's Banquet, in case you were wondering

And Journalism sinks even deeper....

1. It's just "Coors". Even though it says "Banquet Beer", literally NOBODY calls it that.
2. The company is named COORS, the founder was Adolph COORS. The proper possessive would be Coors'


I agree with the other posters that I'm not really sure that this counts as "beer" either.
 
2014-01-10 02:12:04 PM

ChipNASA: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 140x180]


But if they had done that, they would have had to worry about crossing the streams.
 
2014-01-10 02:15:49 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that knows that beer exists in another universe.

Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.


Sorry. Let me correct my post. I left the s off of know.

Explanation: Coors is "rice beer" and only in America could you call it beer. It is, among the major U.S. brands, the least likely to be voted beer. It is canned piss.

And by the way, you are fluent in potato. Don't dis yourself.
 
2014-01-10 02:15:56 PM

Sybarite: the truck's driver pointed to his haul and shouted out, "It's beer! It's all beer!"

Coor's Banquet, in case you were wondering


"Okay, and what kind of beer are you hauling?!?"


Hey it was regular coors, not coors lite.
 
2014-01-10 02:17:23 PM
That beaver piss isn't beer!
 
2014-01-10 02:24:46 PM
Germany has laws about beer and I think the Germans are farking right. BEER.

If you are going to willingly take it in the ass from every corporation and financial institution you should at least stop with beer.
 
2014-01-10 02:25:21 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.

Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.


Oh stewardess, I speak drunk. He says that perhaps there's another universe where the substance that they call "water" is the same substance that we call "Coors beer". So apparently that universe is exactly the same as our universe. It's not much of a theory, really.
 
2014-01-10 02:27:49 PM
Why is Coors still in business?  WHO drinks that shiat?!?
 
2014-01-10 02:29:20 PM

red5ish: Germany has laws about beer and I think the Germans are farking right. BEER.


The beer purity laws are dumb, and limiting.   It's why the Belgians make better beer.
 
2014-01-10 02:31:16 PM

EdgeRunner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.

Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.

Oh stewardess, I speak drunk. He says that perhaps there's another universe where the substance that they call "water" is the same substance that we call "Coors beer". So apparently that universe is exactly the same as our universe. It's not much of a theory, really.


Au contrair or what. I speak that. "Coors" ha ha ha. That is so apparently.
 
2014-01-10 02:36:49 PM
WTF is Coor's Banquet?
 
2014-01-10 02:49:22 PM

fireclown: red5ish: Germany has laws about beer and I think the Germans are farking right. BEER.

The beer purity laws are dumb, and limiting.   It's why the Belgians make better beer.


I will drink some Belgian beer. Maybe tonight. Then I will have an opinion. Any suggestions?
As of now, I stand by my opinion about Coors: it is piss.
 
2014-01-10 03:14:57 PM
"Excuse me, I ordered beer, and you appear to have brought me a tankard of moose urine."

/Kinda obscure.
 
2014-01-10 03:49:31 PM

fireclown: red5ish: Germany has laws about beer and I think the Germans are farking right. BEER.

The beer purity laws are dumb, and limiting.   It's why the Belgians make better beer.


And for all we know, Coors might meet the standards as they're not very hard to meet.  Ingredients are restricted to: water, malted barley, hops, yeast for cold (bottom) fermented beers, with the addition of cane sugar, beet sugar and alternate malts (such as wheat) for warm (top) fermented beers.  There are some additional paragraphs on clarifying agents as well as minimal hop standards.

I have a 5 gallon batch in the garage that meets those standards.  Doesn't mean it'll turn out great.  There are a lot of other variables that could result in subpar, yet not ruined, beer.

And yeah, Belgian beer is often damn good.  I'm trying to collect some Belgian wheat beer recipes to try out myself.
 
2014-01-10 06:23:06 PM
Finally a use for Coors, Class B Foam!
 
2014-01-11 10:31:37 PM

Mikey1969: Moreau and the driver quickly grabbed can after can of the beer-Coor's Banquet, in case you were wondering

And Journalism sinks even deeper....

1. It's just "Coors". Even though it says "Banquet Beer", literally NOBODY calls it that.
2. The company is named COORS, the founder was Adolph COORS. The proper possessive would be Coors'


I agree with the other posters that I'm not really sure that this counts as "beer" either.


I call it banquet beer. At the moment l'm enjoy a delicious BlackCastle.
 
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