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(NYPost)   Woody from Toy Story arrested on sex charges. "There's a snake in my boot... and my pants... heh, heh, heh"   (nypost.com) divider line 43
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2014-01-10 12:07:19 PM
Calm down people. Tom Hanks wasn't the perp...

www.freakingnews.com
 
2014-01-10 12:11:30 PM
Really?   "Times Square Woody" didn't seem wrong to anyone?
 
2014-01-10 12:32:12 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Really?   "Times Square Woody" didn't seem wrong to anyone?



Lot harder to get a Times Square Woody these days.

www.voicesofeastanglia.com
 
2014-01-10 12:34:36 PM
I really don't get why none of the folks running for mayor in the last NYC election didn't have "throw the idiots in costumes out of times square" as one of their platforms. Anyone who works in that area would have voted for them on that alone. These guys are seriously 10x worse than the squeegee guys were.
 
2014-01-10 12:34:58 PM
www.tomopop.com
 
2014-01-10 12:35:49 PM
Well pull my string.
 
2014-01-10 12:38:06 PM
Pee Wee Herman sends his regards
 
2014-01-10 12:40:20 PM

evilmrsock: [www.tomopop.com image 550x443]


What the hell?
 
2014-01-10 12:40:43 PM
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Hey buddy. From this angle, I can see both frank and beans.
 
2014-01-10 12:41:22 PM
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2014-01-10 12:42:11 PM
Just imagine what "Stinky Pete" would do?!
 
2014-01-10 12:43:02 PM
Pull my string, little girl! Pull my string!
 
2014-01-10 12:44:55 PM
I heard the Naked Cowboy's dick froze and fell off.
 
2014-01-10 12:45:48 PM
Yes! Hentai Woody thread!
 
2014-01-10 12:46:03 PM

LineNoise: I really don't get why none of the folks running for mayor in the last NYC election didn't have "throw the idiots in costumes out of times square" as one of their platforms. Anyone who works in that area would have voted for them on that alone. These guys are seriously 10x worse than the squeegee guys were.


Have you seen Confessions of a Superhero? I think you'd like it.
 
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2014-01-10 12:48:34 PM
And a Times Square "Elmo" character was arrested in 2012 for shouting anti-Semitic slurs.
 
2014-01-10 12:48:46 PM

LineNoise: I really don't get why none of the folks running for mayor in the last NYC election didn't have "throw the idiots in costumes out of times square" as one of their platforms. Anyone who works in that area would have voted for them on that alone. These guys are seriously 10x worse than the squeegee guys were.


They're like squirrels: they're vermin, but they thrive because out-of-towners think they're cute.
 
2014-01-10 12:50:00 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: evilmrsock: [www.tomopop.com image 550x443]

What the hell?


Hentai Woody
 
2014-01-10 12:51:51 PM
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2014-01-10 12:52:41 PM
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2014-01-10 12:53:33 PM
i.4cdn.org
 
2014-01-10 12:55:16 PM
Woody's got Wood?
 
2014-01-10 01:00:24 PM
They'd string him up if he was smoking a cigarette.
 
2014-01-10 01:00:37 PM
Read this explanation for why Woody didn't have a gun in the first movie and you'll never look at the characters the same way again. Sorry to ruin your childhoods.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?s=491ec90c8d8e951bf 1e fdda0325602af&p=5918630&postcount=7
 
2014-01-10 01:05:27 PM
Also, Buzz has been arrested on drug charges.
 
2014-01-10 01:08:18 PM

Slypork: Read this explanation for why Woody didn't have a gun in the first movie and you'll never look at the characters the same way again. Sorry to ruin your childhoods.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?s=491ec90c8d8e951bf 1e fdda0325602af&p=5918630&postcount=7


That has got to be the best thing I've read all week.
 
2014-01-10 01:11:01 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Hey buddy. From this angle, I can see both frank and beans.


Ok, that's creepy. Some do a photoshop contest with that.
 
2014-01-10 01:11:12 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Also, Buzz has been arrested on drug charges.


You're closer to the truth than you know (unless you already knew):
www.todayifoundout.com
 
2014-01-10 01:15:26 PM
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2014-01-10 01:20:54 PM
Woody, Cookie Monster, Spider-Man, and Elmo. Methinks Disney's going to find a way to cracked down on creepy men using their characters for panhandling.
 
2014-01-10 01:22:40 PM
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2014-01-10 01:37:42 PM
I will never understand why Revoltech gave Woody that alternate face, but I will also never be able to thank them enough for the lulz provided by it.
 
2014-01-10 01:47:14 PM

show me: Slypork: Read this explanation for why Woody didn't have a gun in the first movie and you'll never look at the characters the same way again. Sorry to ruin your childhoods.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?s=491ec90c8d8e951bf 1e fdda0325602af&p=5918630&postcount=7

That has got to be the best thing I've read all week.


Read the rest of that thread. That poster goes to great *ahem* lengths to elaborate further on the relationship between Buzz and Woody.
 
2014-01-10 01:56:48 PM

Grungehamster: I will never understand why Revoltech gave Woody that alternate face, but I will also never be able to thank them enough for the lulz provided by it.


Yea, and you can probably thank 4chan for that Woody just getting re-issued a month or so ago. They also just released Jessie... and she's got some pretty sketchy expressions as well. Haven't seen anyone pair 'em up yet though.
 
2014-01-10 01:59:36 PM
Is it bad that I read the headline as sex changes instead of "charges"?
 
2014-01-10 02:10:03 PM
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2014-01-10 02:18:32 PM
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2014-01-10 02:29:59 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Really? "Times Square Woody" didn't seem wrong to anyone?

For all the Bad Press i'll never understand why Disney(Marvel, Lucasfilms) doesn't send law students to Mann's Chinese or Times Square & cease/desist all those quite literal 'characters'.  If you liked "Confessions Of A Superhero"(what my bud calls "Bad Teeth Superman"/fake Sandy Dennis Son is really annoying in person) here's "George Clooney Lookalike/fake CIA Guy/Screwloose Batman" getting his ass whupped when they tried 2 set up a 'character zone' on the Vegas Strip-all that's missing is the Wesley Willis Soundtrack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmO3PrQ_sUk
 
2014-01-10 05:20:58 PM

Slypork: show me: Slypork: Read this explanation for why Woody didn't have a gun in the first movie and you'll never look at the characters the same way again. Sorry to ruin your childhoods.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?s=491ec90c8d8e951bf 1e fdda0325602af&p=5918630&postcount=7

That has got to be the best thing I've read all week.

Read the rest of that thread. That poster goes to great *ahem* lengths to elaborate further on the relationship between Buzz and Woody.



Note the poster in question was BANNED

/
wonder why
//no I don't
 
2014-01-10 05:35:59 PM

Slypork: Read this explanation for why Woody didn't have a gun in the first movie and you'll never look at the characters the same way again. Sorry to ruin your childhoods.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?s=491ec90c8d8e951bf 1e fdda0325602af&p=5918630&postcount=7


The most unbelievably stupid bit of pure gold.
 
2014-01-10 05:59:03 PM
Can't we carry out punching, shoving, groping and anti-Semitic rants with domestic laborers in animated cartoon character suits?  Do we really have to import them?
 
2014-01-10 08:02:58 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Can't we carry out punching, shoving, groping and anti-Semitic rants with domestic laborers in animated cartoon character suits?  Do we really have to import them?


See:  Peter Griffin vs giant chicken.

/may not include anti-Semitic content.
 
2014-01-11 10:11:10 AM

Ghastly: Yes! Hentai Woody thread!


Came for Rape Face Woody, leaving satisfied.
 
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