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(Science Daily)   Ancient hominid, "Nutcracker Man", had strong jaws, lived on grass and nuts, fought his sworn enemies, the mice   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 32
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2014-01-10 11:19:58 AM
That's suite. =)
 
2014-01-10 11:21:44 AM
aaaaand now I have that stupid music in my head.Thx subby.


where's that icepick?
 
2014-01-10 11:40:49 AM
Ancient man lived off "Tiger Nuts"? Them was some tough mofos.
 
2014-01-10 11:42:19 AM

Stone Meadow: Ancient man lived off "Tiger Nuts"? Them was some tough mofos.


And expensive. Whereas Deer Nuts are under a buck.
 
2014-01-10 11:43:20 AM

BKITU: That's suite. =)


Just proves I don't have an original thought....
 
2014-01-10 11:43:35 AM

BitwiseShift: Stone Meadow: Ancient man lived off "Tiger Nuts"? Them was some tough mofos.

And expensive. Whereas Deer Nuts are under a buck.


I hear they jacked up the prices of a deer nuts byproduct.

/lolfurries
 
2014-01-10 11:44:00 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 11:44:33 AM
How Borrible!
 
2014-01-10 11:46:42 AM
But but but Paleo!
 
2014-01-10 11:48:06 AM
Nutcracker Man, Nutcracker Man,
Nutcracker Man hates Paranthropus Man
They have a fight, Nutcracker wins
Nutcracker Man.
 
2014-01-10 11:48:56 AM
Batches all be eating my nuts, yo.
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Ant
2014-01-10 11:51:01 AM

gopher321: aaaaand now I have that stupid music in my head.Thx subby.


where's that icepick?


Stupid?

/Saw the PNB Nutcracker a few weeks ago. It was great.
 
2014-01-10 11:51:18 AM
I recently watched a Season four episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog based on the Nutcracker Suite. I consider this the best Nutcracker Suite parody I have ever seen, and I have seen quite a few as it is one of the favourite targets for parody.

I could only find excerpts on YouTube but I recommend watching it if you can find it on Netflix, Hulu or elsewhere.

Partial episode:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKgIbNJgPbA
 
2014-01-10 11:54:45 AM
They're Grrrrreat.
 
2014-01-10 11:55:35 AM
i.livescience.com

Who, those tigers must have been HUGE!

It took some serious huevos to live on that diet.
 
2014-01-10 11:59:04 AM
Huh, first thought on seeing that photo just now -- ah ha, that would be the real Adam!
 
2014-01-10 12:02:50 PM

JNowe: Nutcracker Man, Nutcracker Man,
Nutcracker Man hates Paranthropus Man
They have a fight, Nutcracker wins
Nutcracker Man.


That band sucks.
 
2014-01-10 12:09:03 PM
I also wonder how they fared against the Sugar Plum Fairies.
 
2014-01-10 12:13:58 PM
This guy was very aroused by the news.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-is-my-favorite-time-of-year-be ca use-im-sexual,34752/
 I've got over 200 Nutcrackers on professional-quality video-at least up to the mouse battle, that is, because what else do you need after that, really?
 
2014-01-10 12:16:40 PM
No wonder he died out. Sitting around all day eating weed and snacking. Doesn't leave much time for working.
 
2014-01-10 12:22:23 PM
Screw that.  Watch out for Nutcracker Woman.

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2014-01-10 12:23:17 PM

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2014-01-10 12:09:03 PM
I also wonder how they fared against the Sugar Plum Fairies.


well they wear boots, so I think we all know...
 
2014-01-10 12:26:07 PM
It's a hominid, not a man!
 
2014-01-10 12:29:44 PM
I wonder if they told everyone they met in the ancient world they they were pretty much vegetarians
 
2014-01-10 12:43:08 PM

Far Cough: But but but Paleo!


What does that even mean?
 
2014-01-10 12:45:38 PM
If I have to explain it...
 
2014-01-10 12:54:21 PM

MBooda: Screw that.  Watch out for Nutcracker Woman.

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pic.mygeek.cn
 
2014-01-10 01:03:41 PM

Far Cough: But but but Paleo!


Makes me wonder if paranthropus had controlled fire, sounds like roasting the groundnut might be pretty tasty.
 
2014-01-10 01:30:49 PM

WordsnCollision: MBooda: Screw that.  Watch out for Nutcracker Woman.

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Reminds me of a joke that went around when Hil was first lady...

Did you hear they banned skirts at the White House?

Everyone got sick of looking at Hillary's balls.
 
2014-01-10 01:34:41 PM
they have a fight
triangle wins
triangle man
 
2014-01-10 01:54:37 PM
I can't wait until all my Paleo friends on FB start eating tiger nuts.
 
2014-01-10 02:11:49 PM
Kalahari mountain oysters?
 
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