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2014-01-10 11:19:09 AM  
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2014-01-10 11:41:18 AM  
Sex toy panties are nothing new. There are swimsuit bikinis with little pockets for a Pocket Rocket. OhMiBod is fun when you put on some techno with a heavy bass beat. :)
 
2014-01-10 12:20:15 PM  
It's been done AND lame to begin with. Boring.

they should have just had a video of a woman c*mming and did away with all the words.
 
2014-01-10 12:20:29 PM  
Sex Toy Built Into Panties Creates Buzz

Better headline
 
2014-01-10 12:22:11 PM  
Venus butterflies came on the market years ago.
 
2014-01-10 12:23:10 PM  
Imagine  if it was just panties or sex toy definitely like "and" better.

I kind of like the idea of the phone app as long as it is more than on or off.  This could be the mix tape of the new century. "honey, spent all day coming up with a new play list"
 
2014-01-10 12:23:34 PM  
Yeah, they've been around for a while.
Get a pair with the wireless remote, makes for an interesting date night
 
2014-01-10 12:23:52 PM  
So much win in that article:
Mad Men's" eager-beaver copywriter, discovered the erotic pleasures ....
the "electrosizer"-cum-"rejuvenator" (who wants to  rejunvenate cum?)
intimacy chasm
"Sexuality is a fluid concept..." (sticky sticky fluid)
"It provides the pleasure of a man, without the man."
 
2014-01-10 12:27:19 PM  

Cheron: Imagine  if it was just panties or sex toy definitely like "and" better.

I kind of like the idea of the phone app as long as it is more than on or off.  This could be the mix tape of the new century. "honey, spent all day coming up with a new play list"


Been around for years.  http://www.geek.com/mobile/the-toy-a-bluetooth-enabled-vibrator-13745 6 3/
 
2014-01-10 12:27:23 PM  
Yes, but the Android interface is ad driven so while you are pleasuring yourself or another, you get ads. Not just stupid car insurance ads but ads from the sex toy maker.
"You've been enjoying our Buzz Buzz for 30 days. Time to upgrade to Turbo Buzz Buzz!"
"Until you upgrade to Turbo Buzz Buzz, your rocks will never be truly off"
"Buy Turbo Buzz Buzz or will e-mail everyone in your contact list these pictures we've been taking. Yeah. We can do that. Next time, read the EULA."
 
2014-01-10 12:28:30 PM  
FTFA: "One Christmas Brian gave me a vibrator and an iPod for stocking stuffers," said Suki Dunham. "I told him that they were my two favorite gifts ever -- and that we must find a way to put them together."

I see her problem right there.  Brian needs to stuff Dunham better and more often.
 
2014-01-10 12:28:55 PM  
As has been said, this is a near-ancient product, and regenerated constantly.

"At first glance, I found it another gimmicky, gadgety thing," said Mariotta Gary-Smith, a community sex educator from Portland, Ore. "

Yeah, you were right the first time, bub.

Also, and I'm sure it's just a bad camera angle, but that photo really looks like a man in a bad wig / drag.
 
2014-01-10 12:33:45 PM  
Cunning.
 
2014-01-10 12:34:18 PM  
New Shimmer is both a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

http://screen.yahoo.com/shimmer-floor-wax-000000185.html
 
2014-01-10 12:36:59 PM  

Mell of a Hess: Sex Toy Built Into Panties Creates Buzz

Better headline


Paging the ModMins.... please pick up the Repeat Tag....
 
2014-01-10 12:48:15 PM  
 
2014-01-10 12:51:31 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: Cheron: Imagine  if it was just panties or sex toy definitely like "and" better.

I kind of like the idea of the phone app as long as it is more than on or off.  This could be the mix tape of the new century. "honey, spent all day coming up with a new play list"

Been around for years.  http://www.geek.com/mobile/the-toy-a-bluetooth-enabled-vibrator-13745 6 3/


Except when you get a cell call, your bluetooth kicks on and voices start coming out of her cooch...
 
2014-01-10 12:59:21 PM  
Do you have anything in a manty or tube top?

I'm asking for a cousin's friend's friend, you wouldn't know him.  He has very sensitive nipples.
 
2014-01-10 01:07:28 PM  
brianorndorf.typepad.com

Yeah, but what do you do with all the remotes?

/Wow, wonder if anyone will get that reference...
//Hint
 
2014-01-10 01:16:38 PM  
From their site

shop.ohmibod.com
 
2014-01-10 01:16:50 PM  
New? And who wants to operate their phone's touch interface with slippery hands?
 
2014-01-10 01:32:58 PM  
And for the first time in history women won't care if their panties are put on forwards or backwards.
 
2014-01-10 01:54:48 PM  
My pants vibrate after every Mexican meal... I fail to see what is erotic about vibrating pants...

... scat weirdos!
 
2014-01-10 02:00:01 PM  
Please don't get this.  It shakes my whole house.
 
2014-01-10 02:03:41 PM  

Dirtybird971: It's been done AND lame to begin with. Boring.

they should have just had a video of a woman c*mming and did away with all the words.


Except that never happens.
 
2014-01-10 02:37:18 PM  
I'm wearing my wife's pair, right now.
 
2014-01-10 03:28:08 PM  
Hmm, I see a new angle on speed dating here... You have control of my panties for five minutes, lets see what you can do....
 
2014-01-10 03:36:17 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-10 04:10:03 PM  
Also, and I'm sure it's just a bad camera angle, but that photo really looks like a man in a bad wig / drag.

I think it's more than the camera angle. Elizabeth Moss wore fat suits for the latter part of the season as Peggy's pregnancy progressed. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a wig, too.
 
2014-01-10 04:29:06 PM  
But I was kind of referring to her face/head and arms/hands.  All quite mannish in that shot, especially the head.

I've never seen Mad Men.  She's the daughter from West Wing, right?
 
2014-01-10 04:57:58 PM  
Meanwhile in Japan....
 
2014-01-10 05:19:37 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: brianorndorf.typepad.com

Yeah, but what do you do with all the remotes?

Nothing is obscure on fark, too bad Jeffrey Jones was a sick weirdo.
 
2014-01-10 06:08:12 PM  
So, a kind of ben-wa(lkman) then?
 
2014-01-10 06:13:49 PM  

what the cat dragged in: So, a kind of ben-wa(lkman) then?


That's almost as bad as Hitachi Magic Wunderwear.
 
2014-01-10 09:24:27 PM  
I remember finding one of my dad's nudie magazines and seeing a mail order for a pair of panties with a dildo built in with a wired remote if I recall correctly the tagline was along the lines of "ladies you can have something to do when you are at that boring desk job" and this was back in the 80's
 
2014-01-10 11:02:42 PM  
This could be a pretty badass addition to the workplace, especially if you happen to be a stripper. Really guys, she isn't faking! :D
 
2014-01-10 11:52:08 PM  
These have been around for so long that the first set I bought the wife disguised the battery pack as a pager ;-)
 
2014-01-11 01:55:19 AM  
$66,000 of our money to purvey vibrating dildos to people too stupid to realize they're bad in bed. Awesome.
 
2014-01-11 01:57:16 AM  
By the by, thanks for the autoplay/nsfw video warning subby. I'm sure people love opening pages blaring shiat about sex toys automatically no matter where they are. Asshole.
 
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