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(Gawker)   That whole anonymity thing on the Internet? Yeah, about that   ( divider line
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13030 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2014 at 9:48 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-10 09:53:57 AM  
13 votes:


*runs away*
2014-01-10 09:52:00 AM  
4 votes:
2014-01-10 10:02:52 AM  
2 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: There's never been anonymity on the internet.  Ever.

Sadly, true. People could always find out you're a dog. At least when they met you for that eHarmony date.

/lesson learned
2014-01-10 09:52:23 AM  
2 votes:
So Amy's baking company will follow suit now?
2014-01-10 12:41:37 PM  
1 vote:
I will give Mr. Hadeed 4 stars for his excellent rug repair & cleaning. I would give him 5, but he is a little expensive and I can only understand about 25% of what he says.
2014-01-10 12:06:26 PM  
1 vote:
It's not anonymity, it's lack of immediate repercussions.  The internet would be a lot different if you could punch someone through a monitor.
2014-01-10 11:53:37 AM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: walktoanarcade: Theaetetus: walktoanarcade: An IP address is not a person and there is no way to prove if someone else uses said address.

They could admit it. You're just being unimaginative.

That's a laugh for a couple reasons. This thread is now supremely ironic.

[ image 600x400]
What a supreme may look like.

*blindfolded* I'm thinkin' of somethin' orange. Something ORANGE....

You give up? It's an ORANGE!
.....DUNda DUNda DUNda DUNda DUN DA NA NAAA!!!!
2014-01-10 11:49:41 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: vharshyde: Statement: A thing you say.
Statement of Fact: A thing you say with the intent that it be assumed to be factual.
False Statement: A thing you say that isn't true.
False statement of Fact: A thing you say that you intended to be assumed as fact but is not true.
Does that help hammer it out for you? This is pretty basic, I feel.

So, the judge is saying he is psychic... ok, that clears things up.

You should have quit while you were only a little behind.
2014-01-10 11:48:36 AM  
1 vote:
I should feel safe behind my 7 proxies, but I don't, so I live off the grid - no phone, no address, no one and nothing can find me. I've erased all connections to the past, but as hard as I try I can't erase my dreams, my nightmares, my Yelp reviews.
2014-01-10 10:24:20 AM  
1 vote:
America sucks!
Screw Israel!
Socialism forever!
Mohammed blows camels while being sodomized by Jesus!

There, come and get me.
2014-01-10 10:10:48 AM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: You can have my real-life identity when you pry it from cold dead fingers.

No one in their right mind would want mine
2014-01-10 10:08:39 AM  
1 vote:

/anonymous reviewer?
2014-01-10 10:04:43 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: AgentPothead: [ image 455x567]

I could get behind Boxy if ya know what I mean and I think ya do... well... if she shut up anyway.

I was gonna post the Chris Hansen picture, but I guess she's actually 22 now. Which makes me feel old.
2014-01-10 10:04:23 AM  
1 vote:

Jim from Saint Paul: OH NO!


*runs away*

You're in trouble now, Bob from El Paso.
2014-01-10 09:59:24 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: I could get behind Boxy if ya know what I mean and I think ya do... well... if she shut up anyway.

Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
2014-01-10 09:55:53 AM  
1 vote:
There's never been anonymity on the internet.  Ever.
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