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2014-01-10 08:57:58 AM
The suspects got away with cash, and fled the scene.

Didn't even grab some dildos or butt plugs on the way out?
 
2014-01-10 09:10:46 AM
Just another day in Fayettenam.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-10 09:59:34 AM
If only he had been.....

Oh.  Never mind.
 
2014-01-10 10:19:27 AM
Axmaker stabbed a man? Of course she did.
 
2014-01-10 10:20:14 AM
She's not very sharp. She couldn't get a handle on the situation.
 
2014-01-10 10:20:32 AM
Obligatory?

rs192.pbsrc.com

/got nothin'
 
2014-01-10 10:24:28 AM
How will the NRA spin this as a success?
 
2014-01-10 10:32:00 AM
Usually shots fired in an adult store aren't so deadly. Sounds like the owner lost his wad.
 
2014-01-10 10:36:26 AM
Dashiki,  "Wrong thread, fool!"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-10 10:41:25 AM

Needlessly Complicated: Obligatory?

[rs192.pbsrc.com image 300x225]

/got nothin'


LOL

/no, rly, i did
//thnx for the laugh, made me smile
 
2014-01-10 10:50:45 AM
images.sodahead.com
All the witness were still in shock and unable to provide more information
 
2014-01-10 10:59:09 AM
It depends, do the men not know what the little girls understand?
 
2014-01-10 11:00:40 AM
"YOUR PORN OR YOUR LIFE!!!"
"You know you can get porn for free right?
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! JUST GIVE THE BOOBIES!!!"
 
2014-01-10 11:15:01 AM
I love how, in a country that consumes so much porn, they can't just say "porno store." Or (if you wanna be all fancy) "establishment that sells pornography and related paraphernalia."

Technically, every store is an "adult store" in that it's owned by an adult and probably sells most of its merchandise to adults.
 
2014-01-10 11:27:47 AM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I love how, in a country that consumes so much porn, they can't just say "porno store." Or (if you wanna be all fancy) "establishment that sells pornography and related paraphernalia."

Technically, every store is an "adult store" in that it's owned by an adult and probably sells most of its merchandise to adults.


Begs to differ:
ashleywelton.com
 
2014-01-10 11:31:06 AM
If they had used the backdoor the sticky floor would have trapped them like flypaper.

s0.thejournal.ie
 
2014-01-10 11:46:31 AM
Just "The Lord Lieutenant in Nylons" then, please.
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2014-01-10 11:48:19 AM
Thanks Obama!
 
2014-01-10 11:51:42 AM
rockinconservative.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-10 12:06:51 PM
The suspects were described as black males, between 5'6" and 5'8" tall and 20 to 30 years old.

Way to narrow it down, McGruff.

That describes the majority of clientele at the Best breakfast joint in Houston.

i651.photobucket.com

// Yes, they all came from Fayetteville.
// Because I said so
// The Research Triangle is the only habitable area in NC, anyway :P
 
2014-01-10 12:07:14 PM
There are still "adult stores"?

"I'd like some classic Nina Hartley on a piano roll, please".
 
2014-01-10 12:47:25 PM
momentumbooks.com.au
 
2014-01-10 12:48:57 PM

Prey4reign: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I love how, in a country that consumes so much porn, they can't just say "porno store." Or (if you wanna be all fancy) "establishment that sells pornography and related paraphernalia."

Technically, every store is an "adult store" in that it's owned by an adult and probably sells most of its merchandise to adults.

Begs to differ:
[ashleywelton.com image 850x680]


So you're saying that 2 girls 1 cup is not for adults only?
 
2014-01-10 01:40:43 PM
Blacks entering an establishment through the back door is a racist stereotype that should have ended with the end of Jim Crow, you racist subby.
 
2014-01-10 02:08:46 PM
The nearest pron store to me was fire bombed by a nutter screaming religious stuff, the guy went to the same church as he guy that shot up that unitarian church around the same time.
 
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