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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Hudson demanded at the last minute that Lord Kraven be kicked out of the People's Choice Awards or she would leave, which makes everyone wonder, what the hell is a Lord Kraven?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 133
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2014-01-10 01:54:32 PM  
Her fiance is David Ortunga, maybe this is a worked set up for a match between the two.  Dude almost looks too corny for pro wrestling though.
 
2014-01-10 01:59:47 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

It's probably because she knew the thing on the left would try to eat him.  It was for his protection only.
 
2014-01-10 02:01:36 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Her fiance is David Ortunga, maybe this is a worked set up for a match between the two.  Dude almost looks too corny for pro wrestling though.


What is cornier than pro wrestling, pray tell?
 
2014-01-10 02:03:15 PM  
Is he wearing a peplum jacket? Any man wearing a peplum jacket ought to just save the rest of you
guys the time and burn his damn man card.
 
2014-01-10 02:09:25 PM  
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2014-01-10 02:16:54 PM  

peacheslatour: Lumbar Puncture: Her fiance is David Ortunga, maybe this is a worked set up for a match between the two.  Dude almost looks too corny for pro wrestling though.

What is cornier than pro wrestling, pray tell?


Amateur wrestling.
 
2014-01-10 02:17:29 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Voted most slappable new face of 2013 by the people's choice awards
 
2014-01-10 02:17:56 PM  
His whole ensemble says 'Not enough friction'
 
2014-01-10 02:22:20 PM  

ZeroCorpse: EdgeRunner: Lando Lincoln: He's Ming the Merciless, but black.

Close. He's Ming's lesser known half-brother, Fing the Fabulous.

This.

That is the gayest Black man I've seen all year.


The year's just begun.
 
2014-01-10 02:24:27 PM  
She's still pretty hittable.

And I'm glad to learn from this thread that only gay men dress ridiculously.  I guess I imagined the eighties and LMFAO.
 
2014-01-10 02:32:08 PM  

peacheslatour: Lumbar Puncture: Her fiance is David Ortunga, maybe this is a worked set up for a match between the two.  Dude almost looks too corny for pro wrestling though.

What is cornier than pro wrestling, pray tell?


Dressing like Ming the Merciless when as your regular attire and not either cosplaying or in a wrestling ring.

Also, Iowa.
 
2014-01-10 02:32:39 PM  

Trik: Count Poofula maybe


www.mowbrayrangersfc.co.uk
 
2014-01-10 02:33:39 PM  
"What the hell is a Lord Kraven ..."


fthisdiet.files.wordpress.com

He's a dude that enjoys eating at the Black Shack
 
2014-01-10 02:35:42 PM  

FLMountainMan: She's still pretty hittable.

And I'm glad to learn from this thread that only gay men dress ridiculously.  I guess I imagined the eighties and LMFAO.


Other strong indications that he has the gay:

1. He took to his Facebook page on Thursday where he shared the article and scolded Jennifer.

2. In Facedbook he posted the following
 

'OMG! I can't believe THIS! JENNIFER HUDSON, look what YOU HAVE CREATED! This is absolutely ridiculous! I am #Speechless!!! This headline is everywhere!! Ugh! #TimeToGROWUP #TIMEtoBEMature #TimeToGetOverYoursefl (sic),'


Straight men do not ever, ever use  OMG or post similar biatch like statements,  Nor do they take to their Facebook page to scold people.

But yes his appearance is not that of a straight man.
 
2014-01-10 02:35:59 PM  
stores.phillysweettooth.com

Lord Craisin?
 
2014-01-10 02:36:00 PM  
she's friends with one of the extras from The Matrix?
 
2014-01-10 02:40:11 PM  
I'd like to fark the shiat out of her, if you know what i mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-01-10 02:46:38 PM  
Can't decide to go with

Who?!? X 2

Or

Black people problems.

(Whynotboth.jpg)
 
2014-01-10 03:04:55 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: peacheslatour: Lumbar Puncture: Her fiance is David Ortunga, maybe this is a worked set up for a match between the two.  Dude almost looks too corny for pro wrestling though.

What is cornier than pro wrestling, pray tell?

Dressing like Ming the Merciless when as your regular attire and not either cosplaying or in a wrestling ring.



Life is a cabaret, my friend.
 
2014-01-10 03:05:53 PM  
Lord Kraven needs to look at photos of Prince from the mid 1980's to see how much of a complete a-hole he looks like in his wizard get-up.
 
2014-01-10 03:07:05 PM  
From his looks and his name... he is obviously a Sith lord.
 
2014-01-10 03:09:36 PM  
Baron Victor Von Poofenstein maybe
 
2014-01-10 03:09:59 PM  

Mr. Pokeylope: From his looks and his name... he is obviously a Sith lord.


not a very good one it looks like
 
2014-01-10 03:11:57 PM  
img.fark.net

Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay.
 
2014-01-10 03:12:18 PM  
I googled him and his top two videos only have 1,600 and 450 hits on youtube.  They both seem like vanity projects, I'm guessing his family has money or something.  Super weird

/Home sick today, basically clicking every fark link
 
2014-01-10 03:17:55 PM  
She's seems mighty full of herself.

/her sister seems mighty full of many people.
 
2014-01-10 03:29:08 PM  
I clicked the link expecting "Lord Kraven" to look like the whitest LARPer who ever LARPed a LARP.
 
2014-01-10 03:34:12 PM  

SnakeLee: I googled him and his top two videos only have 1,600 and 450 hits on youtube.  They both seem like vanity projects, I'm guessing his family has money or something.  Super weird

/Home sick today, basically clicking every fark link


/at work today, doing the same thing
 
2014-01-10 03:34:37 PM  
Lord Kraven, son of Flogmar, keeper of the seven keys of Fintoozler
 
2014-01-10 03:50:47 PM  
Queen LaPooftah maybe
 
2014-01-10 03:52:29 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Indeed. That is very gay indeed.
 
2014-01-10 03:53:01 PM  
holy shiat!!
i dare anyone to sit thru his video.

hearing him sing just makes me wanna punch him
 
2014-01-10 03:54:06 PM  
The Poofinator, maybe
 
2014-01-10 03:56:01 PM  

loonatic112358: Matrix


yeah, the one who took the pink pill
 
2014-01-10 03:57:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Infernalist: digitalrain: Holy hell...Ming the Merciless is black????? And wearing clothes that are too damn small, apparently.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x825]

The man is, apparently, a wizard of some obscure Order.

I think he's a supervillain.


Where's his white Angora cat?
 
2014-01-10 04:07:23 PM  

digitalrain: Is he wearing a peplum jacket? Any man wearing a peplum jacket ought to just save the rest of you
guys the time and burn his damn man card.


I think any man knowing what one is would have to turn in his man card.  Or at least have it rescinded until he kills something.
 
2014-01-10 04:25:36 PM  
She's engaged to who?
 
2014-01-10 04:40:03 PM  
i.dlisted.com

and you just know he's a bossy bottom
 
2014-01-10 04:47:52 PM  

neversubmit: and you just know he's a bossy bottom


Welp, I just horked some water out ma nose. That's a new one.
 
2014-01-10 04:57:45 PM  

peacheslatour: I don't know a Lord Kraven, but I do know an Eric Craven.


I don't know Eric Craven but I know an Eric Draven.  Nothing to crow about really.
 
2014-01-10 05:26:43 PM  

Trik: loonatic112358: Matrix

yeah, the one who took the pink pill


Wouldn't it be more like the one who  didn'ttake the pink pill?
 
2014-01-10 05:28:13 PM  
It's easy - exclude both of them, as their personal conflict appears to be detracting from the event as a whole. Schoolyard rules dictate that if you two kids can't play nice together, neither of you will play today at all.
 
2014-01-10 05:32:34 PM  
Kraven Morehead?
 
2014-01-10 05:33:53 PM  
I gotta figure out how to stop following this thread.  It's embarrassing.
 
2014-01-10 05:34:17 PM  

loki see loki do: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 271x186]

Indeed. That is very gay indeed, Daniel Jackson.


FTFY
 
2014-01-10 05:36:56 PM  
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RIP Cravin'
 
2014-01-10 05:58:21 PM  

stonelotus: peacheslatour: I don't know a Lord Kraven, but I do know an Eric Craven.

I don't know Eric Craven but I know an Eric Draven.  Nothing to crow about really.


I know.  I fixed it up-thread.  i type ungood today.
 
2014-01-10 06:06:47 PM  

Lando Lincoln: He's Ming the Merciless, but black.

Jennifer Hudson, getting her name on the Hollywood Walk of fame and accepting a People's Choice award: "Look what God can do!"



Being Hollywood isn't it more likely that this not the work of God but the other guy?


smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com
 
2014-01-10 06:25:29 PM  

c_niswonger: digitalrain: Is he wearing a peplum jacket? Any man wearing a peplum jacket ought to just save the rest of you
guys the time and burn his damn man card.

I think any man knowing what one is would have to turn in his man card.  Or at least have it rescinded until he kills something.


Lol...true enough.
 
2014-01-10 06:42:09 PM  
img.fark.net

Dr Jack Badofsky: he looks like the offspring of Prince and Mr. Clean.


This^^^, or a slightly more black Dave Navarro.

IMHO
 
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