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(Standard Digital (Kenya))   Let him who has not celebrated the new year by having "carnal knowledge of a donkey" cast the first stone   (standardmedia.co.ke) divider line 21
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2014-01-10 08:17:06 AM
10 votes:
Everyone likes to ring in the new year with a piece of ass.
2014-01-10 10:43:26 AM
5 votes:
I hope there aren't any offspring. We don't need another honkey running around.
2014-01-10 08:51:15 AM
5 votes:
♫ Jenny, jenny, who can I turn to?... ♫
2014-01-10 08:29:19 AM
4 votes:
So I guess he was... burroed in
2014-01-10 08:53:56 AM
3 votes:
the accused was caught red handed committing the act in Karate village in Naivasha. Irate members of the public set on him with all manner of weapons

Nunchucks, sai, tonfas, you name it.
2014-01-10 10:45:47 AM
2 votes:
I think I found our donkey:

i43.tinypic.com
2014-01-10 10:27:26 AM
2 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
2014-01-10 02:06:48 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-10 01:07:43 PM
1 votes:
2014-01-10 11:47:16 AM
1 votes:
If you want me, ill be in my ass.
2014-01-10 11:37:54 AM
1 votes:
media.funlol.com
2014-01-10 11:11:49 AM
1 votes:
When I clicked on the link this was the ad that showed up in the middle of the article .

pagead2.googlesyndication.com

My first thought was, "Is this the donkey in question?"

If it is, this guy is really sick...
2014-01-10 10:56:59 AM
1 votes:
global3.memecdn.com

C'mon, he is a Democrat after all...
2014-01-10 10:53:44 AM
1 votes:

brantgoose: In some countries, when bestiality is proven, they make you marry the animal.

In others, they just fine you for damages to your neighbor's property.

I suspect that if bestiality weren't a sex crime in the English-speaking world, they would charge you with animal cruelty and the punishment would sometimes be worse than rape or murder of a human. Apparently it is not a crime at all in some places. Fark's favorite state is one of them. I suspect this is because it is impractical to have sex with an alligator or a Burmese python.

http://news.yahoo.com/bestiality-crimes-america-233736760.html

Patrick Louis Linn was arrested after trespassing in his neighbor's barn while attempting to have sex with a horse. According to the Examiner  Linn plead not guilty stating that the horse reminded him of the actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Initial concerns that Linn was not competent to stand trial surfaced, but the Gadsden County Court ruled the criminal trail could proceed. Due to Florida's lack of bestiality laws, Linn could only be charged with trespassing and burglary.


[snerk] I thought you added this as a joke, but I see he actually said that.


i0.kym-cdn.com

If you're going down anyway, might as well do it with a sense of humor.
2014-01-10 10:41:56 AM
1 votes:
That sucks donkey balls.
2014-01-10 10:34:59 AM
1 votes:
www.iconsoffright.com
2014-01-10 10:29:32 AM
1 votes:
The donkey stood by quietly in the courtroom as the charges were read.
2014-01-10 10:26:13 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-10 09:45:47 AM
1 votes:
jeff-fischer.net
2014-01-10 09:20:57 AM
1 votes:
*casts stone*
2014-01-10 08:45:33 AM
1 votes:
Can't.  I already got my rocks off.
 
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