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(Western Daily Press (UK))   Company unveils 10-foot long, stretched vehicle with sound system, lights, and a built-in mini bar. Fark: It's a mobility scooter   (westerndailypress.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-01-10 11:11:57 AM
No cheese dispenser?
 
2014-01-10 11:39:08 AM
Is there a minimum weight limit?
 
2014-01-10 11:41:35 AM
s2.quickmeme.com
/Target audience?
 
2014-01-10 12:12:21 PM

Fo Shiz: Is there a minimum weight limit?


It's Walmartesque
 
2014-01-10 12:15:30 PM
Don't call it a mobility scooter. That just encourages them.

Lard Hauler
Obesity Enabler
 
2014-01-10 12:48:04 PM
10 foot long stretched vehicle, eh?

img.fark.net
 
zez
2014-01-10 12:55:22 PM
I guess it's for the upper class walmart shoppers who live in a doublewide
 
2014-01-10 01:05:37 PM
I am sorry, but there is no way in heck that thing could support three full size Americans without snapping like a little twig beneath their cheese-hued posteriors.
 
2014-01-10 01:06:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 01:16:05 PM
Obligatory. And prescient.

forums-cdn.appleinsider.com
 
2014-01-10 01:30:29 PM
AMERICA, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.  EMBRACE IT.  LOVE IT.  BECOME IT.
 
2014-01-10 01:33:34 PM
Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 01:37:05 PM

dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
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I'm laughing and vomiting at the same time!
 
2014-01-10 01:37:42 PM
Man I was ll excited.. Then, the link-it was broken.
 
2014-01-10 01:42:39 PM
What's the point?  If you have a chauffeur, use a freakin' car.
 
2014-01-10 01:49:11 PM

lilbjorn: What's the point?  If you have a chauffeur, use a freakin' car.


If you try to drive your car inside Wal-Mart, you'll be arrested.  But if they try to ban your mobility scooter from Wal-Mart, they'll be arrested.
 
2014-01-10 02:11:56 PM
Now I can ask Gertrude to the geriatric prom.
 
2014-01-10 02:21:09 PM

HMS_Blinkin: dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]

I'm laughing and vomiting at the same time!


I hope those are meant for one time use, because you're not disinfecting that with anything less than a nuclear furnace.
 
2014-01-10 02:31:24 PM
I bet Medicare is paying for that some how.
 
2014-01-10 02:35:15 PM
www.hivehealthmedia.com
 
2014-01-10 02:51:30 PM
I'm guessing that the turning radius of that thing isn't compatible with most stores.
 
2014-01-10 03:10:03 PM
Wait, this is in the UK?

I would have bet tons of money on Florida.
 
2014-01-10 04:19:51 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net


/tip assist model
 
2014-01-10 04:24:47 PM

dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]


Warn a brother next time!!!
 
2014-01-10 04:30:59 PM

HMS_Blinkin: dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]

I'm laughing and vomiting at the same time!


At least you arent fapping and barfing at the same time
 
2014-01-10 05:36:08 PM
Fark that noise, I want this noise as my mobility scooter

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-10 06:52:43 PM

dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]


I really hope that was an accident, and she doesn't have a hole in the chair.  Oh god please don't let there be a hole in the chair.  Somebody check.
 
2014-01-10 07:23:00 PM

TheSwizz: dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
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I really hope that was an accident, and she doesn't have a hole in the chair.  Oh god please don't let there be a hole in the chair.  Somebody check.


YOU check. I will wait here for you.
 
2014-01-10 07:37:01 PM

dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.

img.fark.net

Oh that's who buys Android phones.

/Ducks and runs
 
2014-01-10 09:21:22 PM
Do the people who drive mobility scooters make the kinds of decisions that allow them to afford these things.
 
2014-01-10 09:34:41 PM

Fo Shiz: Is there a minimum weight limit?


They need the opposite. If you weigh more than 400 pounds you can't buy groceries.
 
2014-01-10 11:29:10 PM

dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]


BURN THE WITCH!

Fear the Clam: dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[img.fark.net image 600x375]

Oh that's who buys Android phones.

/Ducks and runs


BURN THIS ONE TOO!
 
2014-01-10 11:45:46 PM
Just think....after that picture was taken, she had to stand up at some point.
 
2014-01-10 11:47:50 PM
Joke all you want, but I bought my elderly father the "monster truck" version of the mobility scooter for outside use. Only way I could tolerate the many trips he "needed" to go on. Otherwise his very slow speed would make a one hour ride around with the scooter into a three or four hour trip. That thing saved my sanity.
 
2014-01-11 03:04:44 AM

cryinoutloud: Just think....after that picture was taken, she had to stand up at some point.


I was trying to not think about that.
 
2014-01-11 10:06:00 AM

gnosis301: Do the people who drive mobility scooters make the kinds of decisions that allow them to afford these things.


They don't.  Medicare/Medicaid pays for them.  Those scooter-sales companies that advertise on daytime TV are no doubt making a mint off of them.
 
2014-01-11 10:18:13 AM

Oldiron_79: HMS_Blinkin: dillenger69: Now you can cruise those wal-mart aisles in style.
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]

I'm laughing and vomiting at the same time!

At least you arent fapping and barfing at the same time


Don't judge me...
 
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