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(Kare11)   There's drunk, and then there's "amputations on parts of both feet" drunk   ( divider line
    More: Scary, amputations, frostbite, Regions Hospital  
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6270 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2014 at 8:41 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-10 08:57:49 AM  
2 votes:
I dated a girl once for 3 months before finding out she had a wooden leg.

I had to break it off.
2014-01-10 08:55:30 AM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [ image 500x502]
Sir-Shrimps-a-Lot says, "My anaconda don't want none unless you got toes, hun."

Double standards.

Woman has only 3/4 of a foot, men don't want her.

Man has 3/4 of a foot, women line up around the block.

/try the veal
2014-01-10 08:52:38 AM  
2 votes:
They were going to charge her with under age consumption of alcohol but prosecutors say they don't have enough footing.
2014-01-10 08:48:24 AM  
2 votes:
Hmmm... a hottie that can't run away...

2014-01-10 08:43:33 AM  
1 vote:
"So why do your friends call you Stumpy?"
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