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(Page Six)   Kate Upton to be photographed in a bikini in "zero gravity space" for Sports Illustrated's 50th anniversary issue. Millions of men hope she can pull it off   (pagesix.com ) divider line 194
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2014-01-10 09:00:21 AM  
As long as we get video of the photo shoot as well. Still pictures of the zero-g bounce just won't do it justice.
 
2014-01-10 09:49:36 AM  
This cant be a first.

Physics was never my strong suit, but when one jumps isn't there at moment when thrust equals pull and at that moment you are weightless?

Given the millions of pictures of Ms. Upton one or two have to have her at zero g.
 
2014-01-10 09:49:44 AM  
Peak Upton
 
2014-01-10 09:59:04 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: This cant be a first.

Physics was never my strong suit, but when one jumps isn't there at moment when thrust equals pull and at that moment you are weightless?



You're weightless anytime you fall but we only notice it when the objectless around us are mostly stationary relative to us. That's how those zero-g plane rides work.
 
2014-01-10 10:00:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 10:01:35 AM  
Pre-flight check in progress.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-10 10:02:38 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton


I'd put my peak in her Upton, if you know what I mean

/And I think you do
 
2014-01-10 10:03:51 AM  
The studman brigade must be sleeping in.  Or enjoying the company of their substantially more attractive girlfriends.

Im guessing sleeping in.
 
2014-01-10 10:05:35 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton


Not yet...soon.
 
2014-01-10 10:06:27 AM  
She's like a footballer's wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy,
 
2014-01-10 10:06:38 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

It's more or less a cliff than a peak.
 
2014-01-10 10:08:26 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: The studman brigade must be sleeping in.  Or enjoying the company of their substantially more attractive girlfriends.

Im guessing sleeping in.


Well their parents are at work so the basement is nice and quiet at this hour of the day
 
2014-01-10 10:10:31 AM  

eagles95: Thank You Black Jesus!: The studman brigade must be sleeping in.  Or enjoying the company of their substantially more attractive girlfriends.

Im guessing sleeping in.

Well their parents are at work so the basement is nice and quiet at this hour of the day


Yaaawwwn... hey, oh yeah: weird high belly button.

Satisfied?
 
2014-01-10 10:12:11 AM  

dr.zaeus: eagles95: Thank You Black Jesus!: The studman brigade must be sleeping in.  Or enjoying the company of their substantially more attractive girlfriends.

Im guessing sleeping in.

Well their parents are at work so the basement is nice and quiet at this hour of the day

Yaaawwwn... hey, oh yeah: weird high belly button.

Satisfied?


I can honestly say that in all of the images and gifs I have seen of this chick, I have never noticed her belly-button.
 
2014-01-10 10:17:05 AM  
BOOBS IN SPACE
 
2014-01-10 10:17:54 AM  
There has been a shortage of Upton threads recently.
She may want that zero gravity effect again in about 20 years when them big-ass tittays head south.
 
2014-01-10 10:19:38 AM  

monoski: There has been a shortage of Upton threads recently.
She may want that zero gravity effect again in about 20 years when them big-ass tittays head south.


Her gut will hold them up.

/sorry I'm late.....
 
2014-01-10 10:23:21 AM  
She is mildly attractive...don't understand what the fuss is all about.

There, I said it.

/Awww, who am I kidding...cauldron-tending hags 17 levels below her are perfect for me.  If, on planet Itwouldneverhappen, I got to do things with her, my brain would probably explode before the little 'chucker saw the light of day.
 
2014-01-10 10:24:32 AM  
A trampoline would be more effective.
 
2014-01-10 10:29:45 AM  
cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com

lolwut
 
2014-01-10 10:38:06 AM  
Millions of men will be pulling off?
 
2014-01-10 10:42:20 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-10 10:43:07 AM  
and some women
 
2014-01-10 10:43:21 AM  
Zero-gravity chamber?

Are these widely available?
 
2014-01-10 10:50:08 AM  
That's a lot of zero-G baby fat.

/happy now?
 
2014-01-10 10:51:17 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: The studman brigade must be sleeping in.  Or enjoying the company of their substantially more attractive girlfriends.

Im guessing sleeping in.


I'll bite. She needs to start doing some crunches.
 
2014-01-10 10:52:12 AM  

edmo: Zero-gravity chamber?

Are these widely available?


I'm sure NASA would love to have one. I'm guessing "totally made up" or one of those fan things that simulate parachute jumps.
 
2014-01-10 10:52:33 AM  

Disposable Rob: She needs to start doing some crunches.


She could do 1000 a day, it won't create a normal hip/waist ratio.
 
2014-01-10 10:53:32 AM  

Flint Ironstag: edmo: Zero-gravity chamber?

Are these widely available?

I'm sure NASA would love to have one. I'm guessing "totally made up" or one of those fan things that simulate parachute jumps.


If they've actually done a photo shoot on a vomit comet I'll be impressed. And look forward to seeing the pics.
 
2014-01-10 10:55:59 AM  

Flint Ironstag: If they've actually done a photo shoot on a vomit comet I'll be impressed. And look forward to seeing the pics.


this has to be what they're talking about.
 
2014-01-10 10:56:23 AM  

The Muthaship: monoski: There has been a shortage of Upton threads recently.
She may want that zero gravity effect again in about 20 years when them big-ass tittays head south.

Her gut will hold them up.

/sorry I'm late.....


Wakey wakey
 
2014-01-10 10:58:36 AM  
She needs implants.

Pelvis implants.
 
2014-01-10 11:00:42 AM  

Flint Ironstag: If they've actually done a photo shoot on a vomit comet I'll be impressed. And look forward to seeing the pics.


It does seem like it must have been done before, but I can't think of an example of a vomit comet photo shoot.

Flint Ironstag: edmo: Zero-gravity chamber?
Are these widely available?

I'm sure NASA would love to have one. I'm guessing "totally made up" or one of those fan things that simulate parachute jumps.


More like NASA's old Vomit Comet, or the commercially-available zero-g parabolic flights now available (NASA actually contracts out to Zero-G Corp these days).
 
2014-01-10 11:03:32 AM  

Flint Ironstag: edmo: Zero-gravity chamber?

Are these widely available?

I'm sure NASA would love to have one. I'm guessing "totally made up" or one of those fan things that simulate parachute jumps.


They do exist, and NASA does in fact use them, though they're not widely available. The trick is to use an airplane. You go up really high, then fall: because you and the plane are both in freefall, you get the same "zero-G" phenomenon that astronauts in orbit do. You don't get it for very long, of course, because the plane has to pull out of its descent before crashing, but you can do multiple rounds if you need to.

The first astronauts dubbed this setup "the Vomit Comet". I've never been on one, but from what I understand, this name is fair.
 
2014-01-10 11:14:37 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Pre-flight check in progress.

[i.imgur.com image 347x281]


You are doing mighty fine work there son! Mighty mighty fine!!
www.reactionface.info
 
2014-01-10 11:22:34 AM  
I understand the haters and studmen. Her waist-to-hip ratio is off; for being soft around the middle there's no ass, even by white girl standards; breasts are nice, but not spectacular; face is certainly above average, but again not spectacular. And I'm more partial to brunettes over blonds.

But in this case the sum is more fappable than the parts. For me, Kate puts it together just right. And I find this unusual for a model, she generally looks better moving than in her still pictures.
 
2014-01-10 11:27:06 AM  
smoky2010:

I can honestly say that in all of the images and gifs I have seen of this chick, I have never noticed her belly-button.

That's because noticing something like that on a drop dead smoking chick requires superhuman powers of observation only available to closeted gay men.
 
2014-01-10 11:33:34 AM  
Jumping to the thread summary:

1. She's stacked
2. She's ugly below the ribcage.
3. She has a face only a paedophile can love.
 
2014-01-10 11:33:55 AM  
To notice Upton's flaws does not make one gay (NTTAWWT) or a Studman69. Like mcmnky stated above, she certainly does put it together right, but if you really pick her apart (and really- that's what she's on tv/in print/on the Internet for, let's not gild the lily), she is ODD. And for a model, TOTALLY overweight. The fascination is that for once, none of that seems to matter. As a whole, the girl is DEVESTATING. Apart- odd.
 
2014-01-10 11:36:41 AM  

smoky2010: dr.zaeus: eagles95: Thank You Black Jesus!: The studman brigade must be sleeping in.  Or enjoying the company of their substantially more attractive girlfriends.

Im guessing sleeping in.

Well their parents are at work so the basement is nice and quiet at this hour of the day

Yaaawwwn... hey, oh yeah: weird high belly button.

Satisfied?

I can honestly say that in all of the images and gifs I have seen of this chick, I have never noticed her belly-button.


Well, now I can't not see it. Thanks Fark.
 
2014-01-10 11:41:26 AM  

Millennium: Flint Ironstag: edmo: Zero-gravity chamber?

Are these widely available?

I'm sure NASA would love to have one. I'm guessing "totally made up" or one of those fan things that simulate parachute jumps.

They do exist, and NASA does in fact use them, though they're not widely available. The trick is to use an airplane. You go up really high, then fall: because you and the plane are both in freefall, you get the same "zero-G" phenomenon that astronauts in orbit do. You don't get it for very long, of course, because the plane has to pull out of its descent before crashing, but you can do multiple rounds if you need to.

The first astronauts dubbed this setup "the Vomit Comet". I've never been on one, but from what I understand, this name is fair.


Yeah looks like it was the vomit comet. There is a private company that does it now, I was reading either one of our executives private airplane mag or the Robb Report and they had an ad about renting it.
 
2014-01-10 11:42:23 AM  

darch: As a whole, the girl is DEVESTATING. Apart- odd.


I would even go so far as to say... she's just ok as a still shot, but goes up to 9 or 9.5 range in full-motion video.
 
2014-01-10 11:46:15 AM  

Casey Anthony: [cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 830x1489]


img.fark.net

I would spend the rest of my life banging a chick that looks like that than spend 5 minutes in the same room with the walking dead the queers call "hot" for lacking tits, ass or anything remotely feminine other than their genitals:

www.womens9.com
 
2014-01-10 11:51:08 AM  
darch: And for a model, TOTALLY overweight.

That's only because the average model is DRASTICALLY underweight for a healthy female.
 
2014-01-10 11:52:48 AM  

Dudebro: Casey Anthony: [cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 830x1489]

[img.fark.net image 274x492]

I would spend the rest of my life banging a chick that looks like that than spend 5 minutes in the same room with the walking dead the queers call "hot" for lacking tits, ass or anything remotely feminine other than their genitals:

[www.womens9.com image 306x526]


Amen, brotha!
 
2014-01-10 11:53:29 AM  

Dudebro: Casey Anthony: [cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com image 830x1489]

[img.fark.net image 274x492]

I would spend the rest of my life banging a chick that looks like that than spend 5 minutes in the same room with the walking dead the queers call "hot" for lacking tits, ass or anything remotely feminine other than their genitals:

[www.womens9.com image 306x526]


The way your jib has been cut sir, I approve of it.
 
2014-01-10 11:54:54 AM  
FlashHarry:

I mean, I get that she's probably just wearing a top that's too small for her, but sweet lord that is hypnotizing
 
2014-01-10 11:56:04 AM  
She is honestly perfect

Gorgeous face, freckles and pouty lips
Perfect bouncing breasts
Thicker in the middle and not bony/not fat

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to get on one knee and kiss her on the hand ever so gently


then
i3.asn.im

and eat her a$$
 
2014-01-10 12:00:25 PM  

Dudebro: I would spend the rest of my life banging a chick that looks like that than spend 5 minutes in the same room with the walking dead the queers call "hot" for lacking tits, ass or anything remotely feminine other than their genitals:


You got that right!  There is nothing hittable about the second picture at all.  The first one has some kicking curves.  Fist - angry god - and done.
 
2014-01-10 12:01:00 PM  

mentallo69: She is honestly perfect

Gorgeous face, freckles and pouty lips
Perfect bouncing breasts
Thicker in the middle and not bony/not fat

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to get on one knee and kiss her on the hand ever so gently


then
[i3.asn.im image 640x398]

and eat her a$$


LOL thanks you made my day.
 
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