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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   "Found in his rectum were a bag of synthetic marijuana, a socket for a wrench used for smoking, four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 ladies rings"   (fox43.com) divider line 93
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2014-01-10 08:25:47 AM
Remarkable.
 
2014-01-10 08:26:19 AM
...and a partridge in a pear tree
 
2014-01-10 08:26:38 AM
And if I can find my keys we can drive out of here.
 
2014-01-10 08:28:25 AM
It's a repeat but a socket set?
Metric or SAE?
Details, man!
 
2014-01-10 08:30:01 AM
Scheller apparently concealed the stolen items in his body cavity as the officer was approaching the scene of the crash.
 
This guy should do webcam shows if he can shove that much up his ass in less than 30 seconds
 
2014-01-10 08:31:45 AM
♫  And a gerbil in a paper towel roll ♫
 
2014-01-10 08:36:11 AM
Receving Stolen Property

That's one way to put it.
 
2014-01-10 08:49:25 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Scheller apparently concealed the stolen items in his body cavity as the officer was approaching the scene of the crash.
 
This guy should do webcam shows if he can shove that much up his ass in less than 30 seconds


Pfft.  Amateur.
 
2014-01-10 09:09:26 AM
Sure, keep your sockets near your nuts, I totally get that but who lets an ELEVEN fingered person leave their rings on when they double fist you? That's plain crazy. Crazy, I tell you. Crazy!!!
 
2014-01-10 09:10:45 AM
Something something Vegas something.
 
2014-01-10 09:11:15 AM

calbert: ...and a partridge in a pear tree


You sir owe me a new keyboard.
 
2014-01-10 09:12:07 AM
Almost killed em
 
2014-01-10 09:12:22 AM
What are the rings for?
 
2014-01-10 09:13:47 AM
I don't know why it never occurred to me at the time, but when I was cobbling together things to smoke from, I never thought about using a wrench socket. I was pretty good at expedient pipe and bong building, too.
 
2014-01-10 09:13:56 AM
Well, the human rectum IS nightmarishly elastic...

/"...this time I'll just solve the reds."
 
2014-01-10 09:14:17 AM
The Aristocrat.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-10 09:14:29 AM

KarmicDisaster: What are the rings for?


You don't wanna know, dude.
 
2014-01-10 09:15:04 AM
www.inpapasbasement.com
 
2014-01-10 09:16:07 AM
What an asshole!!!
 
2014-01-10 09:16:49 AM
Damn, who has he been the under for?
 
2014-01-10 09:18:58 AM
subby catapulting the propaganda calling a drug that kills people marijuana.
 
2014-01-10 09:20:14 AM
One good fart, and he could put somebody's eye out.

/Guy could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2014-01-10 09:20:46 AM

Headso: subby catapulting the propaganda calling a drug that kills people marijuana.


Rectal curing minimizes the negative side effects.
 
2014-01-10 09:22:38 AM
You're awful quiet, aren't you the one they call Ass?
 
2014-01-10 09:22:59 AM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
 
2014-01-10 09:23:23 AM
well fudge.
 
2014-01-10 09:24:33 AM

KarmicDisaster: What are the rings for?


Butt smuggling world championships.
 
2014-01-10 09:26:00 AM
No watch?
 
2014-01-10 09:27:32 AM

calbert: ...and a partridge in a pear tree


Took the words right out of my mouth... and put them in my ass.


/please.
 
2014-01-10 09:27:55 AM
He'll have trouble when the hash oil hits the anus.
 
2014-01-10 09:28:37 AM
He had a department store up his butt. Was he charged for operating a business without a license?
 
2014-01-10 09:29:37 AM
It'd hold eight kids
And four hound dogs
And a piggy that we stole from the shed
We didn't get much sleep
But we had a lot of fun
In Grandma's featherbed Scheller's anus
 
2014-01-10 09:29:58 AM
He is currently in custody at the York County Prison on unrelated charges.

Would the charge be: Felony unable to have sex with police/prison staff due to compromised rectum?
 
2014-01-10 09:30:15 AM
That's a buttload of crap.
 
2014-01-10 09:30:16 AM
Now that's an assload!
 
2014-01-10 09:32:55 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  And a gerbil in a paper towel roll ♫


Lol...amazing - it matches the meter of 'and a partridge in a pear tree' perfectly :)
 
2014-01-10 09:33:07 AM

vudukungfu: It's a repeat but a socket set?
Metric or SAE?
Details, man!


I think it was BSW size.
 
2014-01-10 09:36:25 AM
Now that's a murse.
 
2014-01-10 09:36:27 AM
Seriously? I'm the first to post this?

i.ytimg.com

What what in the butt...
 
2014-01-10 09:37:42 AM
"... four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 ladies rings."

i.imgur.com

Impressed.
 
2014-01-10 09:39:45 AM

calbert: ...and a partridge in a pear tree


NO!  It's a beer you dolt.
 
2014-01-10 09:44:26 AM
www.vintagevideogamer.net
 
2014-01-10 09:45:43 AM

Zombalupagus: "... four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 ladies rings."

[i.imgur.com image 300x168]

Impressed.


He thought it would it would improve morale.
 
2014-01-10 09:48:04 AM
www.dailyraider.com
 
2014-01-10 09:57:21 AM
The odd thing was that the rings were found with the original wearers' fingers still inside them.
 
2014-01-10 10:06:34 AM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-10 10:06:49 AM
fikklefame.com
 
2014-01-10 10:07:52 AM
And we were worried about a finger.
 
2014-01-10 10:11:59 AM

calbert: ...and a partridge in a pear tree


I see my work is already done...
 
2014-01-10 10:19:46 AM

blindio: And we were worried about a finger.


Seriously, I have to schedule one of those, feeling better it.
 
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